Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

So we met at one of my music video shoots, It took an acting class together.

所以我們在我的一次音樂視頻拍攝中相遇，一起上了一個表演課。

We met at a mutual friend's birthday party.

我們是在一個共同朋友的生日聚會上認識的。

My type is funny guys, funny boys, assholes, the bad boy type.

我的類型是有趣的傢伙，有趣的男孩，混蛋，壞男孩類型。

Someone to match the sensitive sandwich.

有人要配合敏感的三明治。

She wants to be tough, but we don't know, she just wants to hug.

她想變得強硬，但我們不知道，她只想抱抱。

He was attracted to my, she just seemed like easy to talk to you.

他被我吸引了，她只是看起來很容易和你說話。

So I walked up to her.

於是我走到她面前。

She was hilarious.

她很搞笑。

I liked her energy.

我喜歡她的活力。

She had a good sense of humor and I was attracted to his, she liked that.

她很有幽默感，我被他的幽默感所吸引，她喜歡這樣。

I was a rapper, his confidence, the sex.

我是一個說唱歌手，他的自信，性情。

I think she thought that I was hilarious.

我認為她認為我很搞笑。

I hope I'm funnier than him.

我希望我比他更有趣。

He was like sweet.

他就像甜的。

He thought my best physical feature was her eyes or her smile.

他認為我最好的身體特徵是她的眼睛或她的笑容。

Her nose.

她的鼻子。

She had really soft skin and I really liked his.

她的皮膚非常柔軟，我真的很喜歡他。

The list is so long.

這個名單太長了。

J.

J.

K.

K.

Probably my smile.

可能是我的微笑。

Yeah.

是的。

My muscles, my eyes who made the first move.

我的肌肉，我的眼睛誰做了第一個動作。

I made the first move.

我做了第一個動作。

She would never do that.

她永遠不會那樣做。

I did.

我做到了。

I made the first move, just walked up and said we were actually in the car.

我做了第一個動作，只是走過去，說我們其實是在車上。

I leaned over and I did it.

我俯下身子，我做到了。

I I kissed her.

我我吻了她。

I approached her and I think I said a corny pickup land.

我走近她，我想我說了一句陳詞濫調的搭訕地。

What's your favorite number?

你最喜歡的數字是什麼？

She said um seven.

她說嗯七。

I said No.

我說不。

So here's my number.

所以這是我的號碼。

His first impression of me.

他對我的第一印象。

She's funny.

她很有趣。

She talks to herself for a brief moment and I just get a kick out of that every time.

她自言自語了一小會兒，我每次都覺得很有趣。

First.

首先。

I was like, wow, she's really pretty.

我當時想，哇，她真的很漂亮。

And then I was like, wow, she's hilarious.

然後我就想，哇，她太搞笑了。

She was a little bit weird, but I liked it.

她有點奇怪，但我喜歡。

Our first date was she might kill me because I don't think, I remember we were going to the movies, well, she was going to the movies and I think her date stood her up and I was there.

我們的第一次約會是她可能會殺了我，因為我不認為，我記得我們要去看電影，好吧，她要去看電影，我想她的約會對象放她鴿子，而我也在那裡。

I think we netflix and chill.

我想我們可以通過網絡視頻來放鬆心情。

The first time I've seen her, we went to an Argentinian restaurant, she tried to put on old Jack Horseman, she loved the Empanadas.

我第一次見到她時，我們去了一家阿根廷餐廳，她試圖穿上老傑克-霍斯曼的衣服，她喜歡空心麵包。

I couldn't get it.

我沒能得到它。

Our first kiss was in her car at the end of the first night we met, I was living in for the kiss and I peaked when her eyes were closed and she was like, and that's when I knew I was into her.

我們的初吻是在她的車裡，在我們見面的第一個晚上結束時，我住在裡面接吻，當她的眼睛閉上時，我達到了頂峰，她就像，那時候我知道我喜歡她。

She hates me.

她憎恨我。

Tell that story.

講述這個故事。

He thought my best personality trait was, she has many characters and they're all fun.

他認為我最好的個性特徵是，她有很多角色，而且都很有趣。

She's hilarious.

她很搞笑。

She can't take a joke.

她不能接受一個笑話。

She got a good sense of humor and I really liked his, my bluntness.

她有很好的幽默感，我真的很喜歡他，我的直率。

I'm hilarious sex.

我是熱鬧的性。

He's funny.

他很有趣。

I thought he looked like she liked to say, I look like Michael B Jordan and I'm sticking with it scruffy puppy.

我認為他看起來像她喜歡說的，我看起來像邁克爾-B-喬丹，我堅持認為是邋遢的小狗。

She told me, I look like a sexy spanish.

她告訴我，我看起來像一個性感的西班牙人。

Leper con.

Leper con.

Yeah, I kind of see it.

是的，我有點明白了。

You thought I looked like better be good.

你認為我看起來最好是好的。

I don't think she looked like anybody, but a lot of people say she looks like one of the Kardashian, So I'm gonna just say that just to kiss her off kim Kardashian kind of for sure.

我不認為她看起來像任何人，但很多人說她看起來像卡戴珊中的一個，所以我只想說，只是為了吻別金-卡戴珊那種肯定。

She looks like princess jasmine.

她看起來像茉莉花公主。

We bonded most over, we love watching movies together, we went to a lot of improv and stand up shows together.

我們結合得最多的是，我們喜歡一起看電影，我們一起去看很多即興表演和站立表演。

We bonded over hookah all the time.

我們一直在鉤機上結交。

We spoke with a lot of hookah, we loved to, we love to eat together, we love to dance, go out, go out to comedy shows, we love to just go out light a hookah, so real romantic.

我們用很多水煙說話，我們喜歡，我們喜歡一起吃飯，我們喜歡跳舞，出去，出去看喜劇表演，我們喜歡只是出去點水煙，所以真正的浪漫。

You know, I passed her to hook as she passes back.

你知道，我把她傳給了鉤子，因為她傳回來了。

It was like a whole lot of movie Who paid on dates.

這就像一大堆電影《誰在約會》中付出的代價。

I mean, I did for a while and then as we bonded, it was 5050 me.

我的意思是，我做了一段時間，然後隨著我們的結合，是5050的我。

Usually, sometimes I'd ask her to pay just to make sure she had some money on her, but most of the time I pay, I introduced him to, she taught me how to be comfortable in my own skin and not really care about what people think.

通常，有時我會讓她付錢，只是為了確保她身上有一些錢，但大多數時候我都會付錢，我把他介紹給，她教我如何在自己的皮膚上感到舒適，而不是真的關心別人的看法。

Armenian food.

亞美尼亞的食物。

She had to listen to some old school R and B that I really like, why you gotta like that, we just, you know what I'm saying?

她不得不聽一些我非常喜歡的老式R和B，為什麼你要喜歡，我們只是，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

And he introduced me to jazz music.

他還把我介紹給了爵士樂。

The club used to be a club promoter, Kat Dahlia, how to be a Georgia smith, how to be street smart ST john, I'll take ship from nobody.

俱樂部曾經是一個俱樂部的發起人，卡特-達利婭，如何成為一個喬治亞州的鐵匠，如何成為街頭聰明的ST約翰，我不會接受任何人的船。

That's something that you definitely got from me, the best picture of us mhm mhm Yeah and my letter say we were hiring now, did we say I love you, She said her first and is when we were making love, I said it like 30 seconds after my car broke down and I was like the middle of the night and we were just out waiting for help and I was really stressing out, she said, I love you and it really made it feel like we were there for each other.

這是你肯定從我這裡得到的東西，我們最好的照片，嗯嗯 是的，我的信說我們現在正在招聘，我們有沒有說我愛你，她說她的第一次，是在我們做愛的時候，我在我的車拋錨後30秒說的，我就像在半夜，我們只是在外面等待幫助，我真的很緊張，她說，我愛你，這真的讓人覺得我們在對方身邊。

She made a hookah for me and then I just looked in her eyes and I told her and she said it back.

她為我做了一個水煙，然後我就看著她的眼睛，我告訴她，她也回說了。

The holidays we spent together were New Year's Eve, christmas, thanksgiving christmas and valentine's Day together.

我們一起度過的節日有除夕、聖誕節、感恩節聖誕節和情人節。

I got him, she got me just watch Air force ones puka and he got me a bunch of clothes, a lot of clothes, make up, so many shoes, shiny stuff, I got her purse, jewelry, seemed like it for valentine's day.

我給他買了，她給我買的只是手錶Air force ones puka，他給我買了一堆衣服，很多衣服，化妝，那麼多鞋子，閃亮的東西，我給她買了錢包，珠寶，似乎是為了情人節。

We went to an Argentina restaurant, our favorite one, that's where one of our first day and eating movies and dinner are go to date restaurant was drinks, texas, longhorns, tango Argentina grill and they grill in New Jersey.

我們去了一家阿根廷餐廳，我們最喜歡的一家，那是我們第一天和吃電影和晚餐是去約會的餐廳之一，是飲料，德州，長角，探戈阿根廷燒烤和他們在紐澤西的燒烤。

Our song was, I'm going to say earned it by the weekend.

我們的歌是，我要說的是在週末前贏得了它。

She loved that song, I don't know the name is just when I heard it like I was like this, the song we get married to.

她喜歡那首歌，我不知道名字是什麼，只是當我聽到它時，我就像這樣，我們結婚的那首歌。

Obviously that didn't work out 21 questions, about 50 cents my neck my back mom and she loved that song.

很明顯，這並沒有解決21個問題，大約50美分我的脖子我的背媽媽，她喜歡那首歌。

We saw the movie, the Avengers together.

我們一起看了電影《復仇者聯盟》。

Get out the grinch stole christmas.

走出 "格林奇偷了聖誕"。

It was great from what I remember.

在我的記憶中，這很好。

We went to, we used to come to new york a lot.

我們去了，我們以前經常來紐約。

Obviously Cali Miami were in Cancun, we got really drunk every day.

很明顯，卡利-邁阿密在坎昆，我們每天都喝得很醉。

We loved to go to comedy shows, we loved to smoke, we loved to watch Power, the Office Friends sometimes.

我們喜歡去看喜劇表演，我們喜歡抽菸，我們喜歡看《權力》，辦公室裡的朋友有時也會看。

I think our sex life was awesome lit in the morning.

我認為我們的性生活在早上點燃的時候非常棒。

I would always still the blankets, sing a lot loud.

我總是會把毯子靜止，大聲唱歌。

I would face time with her to make sure she wasn't dreaming about.

我將與她面對面，確保她不是在做夢。

No other dudes in the morning.

早上沒有其他帥哥。

He would wake up first to wake her up, hits snooze a lot.

他為了叫醒她，會先醒過來，經常打瞌睡。

He would call me booty chad.

他會叫我 "戰利品"。

So she would act like this, this frat boy a lot.

所以她會像這樣，這個兄弟會的男孩經常這樣。

I just started calling her chad.

我就開始叫她查德。

I just called her bay.

我只是給她打了個電話。

I would call him the same thing in return.

我也會以同樣的方式稱呼他。

We were both booty heads.

我們都是戰利品。

She had this thing, we were the, but um, she'll call me papi tula should call me handsome.

她有這個東西，我們是，但是，嗯，她會叫我papi tula應該叫我帥哥。

David Beckham once in a while because I used to be in shape.

大衛-貝克漢姆偶爾也會來，因為我以前身材很好。

He thought my friends were, I like her friends, annoying.

他認為我的朋友是，我喜歡她的朋友，很煩人。

Her friends were all crazy.

她的朋友們都很瘋狂。

They had a group and they talked about me all day and I thought his friends were, she don't like my friends, they were fun boys.

他們有一個小組，他們整天談論我，我認為他的朋友是，她不喜歡我的朋友，他們是有趣的男孩。

It's true though, They kind of work when we hang out with my friends.

但這是真的，當我們和我的朋友們一起玩的時候，他們有點工作。

She was always the same.

她總是這樣。

No matter what the circumstances were, she was extra.

無論情況如何，她都是多餘的。

She was the life of the party.

她是聚會的主角。

Most of the time when we'd hang out with his friends the same.

大多數時候，當我們和他的朋友一起出去玩的時候也是如此。

She never switched it up a lot less extra.

她從來沒有把它換成很多額外的東西。

She would be a little bit of attention craving.

她會有點兒渴望得到關注。

We communicated most often via my phone when I was first talking to her.

在我第一次和她交談時，我們最常通過我的電話溝通。

It was on twitter, twitter and now it's on instagram facebook facetime.

以前是在twitter上，twitter，現在是在instagram facebook facetime上。

Myspace text P.

我的空間文字P。

O.

O.

Box smoke.

箱子裡的煙。

She was crazy.

她是個瘋子。

Our favorite social media instagram, big instagram fan facebook.

我們最喜歡的社交媒體instagram，instagram的大粉絲facebook。

It's funny.

這很有趣。

There's always drama there.

那裡總是有戲。

Get your popcorn.

拿出你的爆米花。

The best thing he did for me.

他為我做的最好的事情。

I always put her first, I hope through up to everybody.

我總是把她放在第一位，我希望通過對每個人。

She was one of the funniest woman that I know, I told her she was beautiful every single morning.

她是我認識的最有趣的女人之一，我每天早上都告訴她她很美。

Even when she was looking kind of crazy and the best thing I did for him, she always took my feelings into consideration.

即使她看起來有點瘋狂，我為他做的最好的事情，她總是考慮到我的感受。

She was my biggest hype man looking for breakfast.

她是我最大的炒作者，在尋找早餐。

You guys never had hookah and cornflakes.

你們從來沒有吃過鉤鐮槍和玉米片。

We like to dance to anything ratchet hip hop would be milly rock and be like what I'm saying, there was definitely some, some rapper hip hop, I'm really good at making people laugh, dancing, investigating my friends instagrams to find where I'm at funny voices and my hot tea.

我們喜歡跟著任何棘輪嘻哈跳舞，會是小米搖滾，就像我說的那樣，肯定有一些，一些饒舌的嘻哈，我真的很擅長讓人笑，跳舞，調查我朋友的instagrams，找到我在哪裡的有趣聲音和我的熱茶。

I could be better at being on time singing, not being so crazy, taking less time to get ready.

我可以在準時唱歌方面做得更好，不要那麼瘋狂，少花點時間準備。

My favorite celebrity is Brianna, Michael B Jordan's J.

我最喜歡的名人是Brianna，Michael B Jordan的J。

Cole and Shyla buff.

科爾和希拉的自助餐。

My favorite musician is party Be Rihanna Savage.

我最喜歡的音樂家是Party Be Rihanna Savage。

My favorite food was she loved crab fried pizza, pasta, pasta or like crab legs.

我最喜歡的食物是她喜歡螃蟹炸比薩，意大利麵，意大利麵或像螃蟹腿。

My favorite movie is the Godfather or finding nemo.

我最喜歡的電影是《教父》或《尋找奈莫》。

One of those two, Finding nemo, I have no idea scarface Hercules Finding nemo parts of the caribbean.

這兩個中的一個，《海底撈》，我不知道《疤面煞星》大力士《海底撈》加勒比海的部分。

Yeah, My favorite sports team is just going to say the eagles.

是的，我最喜歡的運動隊只能說是老鷹隊。

She don't watch sports.

她不看體育。

The eagles.

老鷹們。

Shit eagles from Philly.

來自費城的狗屎老鷹。

He knew I love to travel to new york and island.

他知道我喜歡去紐約和海島旅行。

I don't know which island specifically.

我不知道具體是哪個島。

It was an island.

那是一個島。

So my house, anywhere that there's an island, he knows I'm really proud of my progress.

所以我的房子，凡是有島的地方，他都知道我真的為自己的進步感到驕傲。

She's chasing her dreams even though her family didn't want her to and she's doing really well.

她在追逐自己的夢想，儘管她的家人並不希望她這樣做，而且她做得非常好。

She's really proud of how funny she is.

她真的為自己的幽默感感到驕傲。

I'm proud of my growth as a person since I've been with all of them.

我為我和他們所有人在一起後的成長感到驕傲。

He knows I hate when her parents get on her about anything fun boys.

他知道我討厭她的父母為任何有趣的男孩對她進行指責。

Yes, just like my friends when I make fun of her too much because that would be joking all the time.

是的，就像我的朋友們，當我過於取笑她時，因為那會一直在開玩笑。

So that would really pick her off liars.

是以，這將真正把她從金光黨身上挑出來。

My favorite restaurant is, I don't know what her favorite restaurant, but we always want to drink together.

我最喜歡的餐廳是，我不知道她最喜歡的餐廳是什麼，但我們總是想一起喝酒。

So that was our restaurant domino's as tango Argentina.

是以，那是我們的餐廳多米諾的作為探戈阿根廷。

Anyone who has spaghetti or pizza, my favorite ice cream flavor is ship vanilla vanilla, no chocolate or cookies and cream actually chunky monkey, chunky.

任何有意大利麵條或比薩餅的人，我最喜歡的冰淇淋口味是船用香草香草，沒有巧克力或餅乾和奶油實際上是大塊的猴子，大塊的。

What monkey?

什麼猴子？

Oh wow, that's off.

哦，哇，這是不對的。

My greatest skill is her like dr, she says she's gonna do it, she's gonna do it acting.

我最大的本事是她像博士一樣，她說她要做，她就會去演。

She thinks really fast, you make a joke gonna, she's gonna have a joke for you right back to make people feel comfortable unless you guys are uncomfortable.

她想得非常快，你開個玩笑，她就會馬上給你開個玩笑，讓人覺得舒服，除非你們不舒服。

Okay, I always wanted to buy a mansion whatever girls want.

好吧，我一直想買一棟豪宅，不管女孩們想要什麼。

Shoes, balenciaga's.

鞋子，balenciaga的。

I don't know, I'll know I've made it when I have a shoulder monkey named Peabo.

我不知道，當我有一隻叫Peabo的肩膀猴子時，我就知道我已經成功了。

It's my dream.

這是我的夢想。

Something I always say is are you gonna finish that?

我經常說的一句話是，你要完成這個任務嗎？

Just be yourself?

做自己就好？

Should be like, oh wow all the time.

應該像，哦，哇，所有的時間。

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

My favorite hobby is I don't want to call it a hobby, but I guess acting, I'll go go karting, smoking weed, laser tag, definitely being a psycho ex girlfriend gun range or painting sit oh, karaoke, I love karaoke, I have a talent for making people laugh, smoking weed.

我最喜歡的愛好是我不想稱其為愛好，但我猜是演戲，我會去開卡丁車，抽大麻，脈衝光槍戰，肯定是做神經病前女友的槍場或畫坐哦，卡拉OK，我喜歡卡拉OK，我有讓人笑的天賦，抽大麻。

She's really good at comedy, making people laugh and cry.

她真的很擅長喜劇，讓人笑和哭。

My life goals are being paid to make people laugh to be one of the funniest and most talented female actresses that would be like an actress, comedian for sure, retire as a successful entertainer and teach kids theater and other arts with my monkey people.

我的人生目標是拿錢逗人笑，成為最有趣和最有才華的女演員之一，這將是一個女演員，喜劇演員的肯定，作為一個成功的藝人退休，和我的猴子們一起教孩子們戲劇和其他藝術。

My biggest pet peeve is slow drivers.

我最討厭的是緩慢的司機。

I know that's wrong.

我知道這是不對的。

Park boys probably when I'll be farting sometimes my ship is thinking, I hate gassing is what takes longer to get ready her easy two hours.

公園男孩可能當我將放屁有時我的船在想，我討厭放氣是什麼需要更長的時間來準備她容易兩個小時。

She would always take at least an hour and a half.

她總是需要至少一個半小時。

So you'll play the whole Britney Spears album three times.

所以你會把整個小甜甜的專輯播放三遍。

One word that best describes me is adventurous, goofy, wild, unforgettable.

最能形容我的一個詞是冒險、呆萌、狂野、難忘。

Who's a better driver, me who's more likely to win an argument.

誰是一個更好的司機，我誰更有可能贏得爭論。

Me hurt me 1000%.

我傷害了我1000%。

My most used emoji is the eye roll 11.

我最常用的表情符號是翻白眼11。

It's like, uh, there's this really weird red emoji.

這就像，呃，有這個非常奇怪的紅色表情符號。

It's like a, it's like a red mask for the nose.

它就像一個，它就像一個紅色的鼻子面具。

It's really weird.

這真的很奇怪。

She uses it all the time.

她一直在使用它。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

The yellow heart.

黃色的心。

It's either the crying one or that red mask face who's like, uh, he just describes my mood all the time.

不是哭的那個，就是那個紅色面具的臉，他就像，呃，他只是一直在描述我的心情。

We dated for like three years on and off, about two years.

我們斷斷續續地約會了三年，大約兩年時間。

I think it was like a little bit under a year.

我認為這就像一個不到一年的時間。

We broke up because I told a few lies secrets that I'm not going to be doing stupid stuff with my friends and I did them.

我們分手是因為我說了幾個謊言的祕密，說我不會和朋友做傻事，而我卻做了。

Anyway, lies.

總之，謊言。

I started going out with my friends a lot.

我開始經常和我的朋友出去玩。

She didn't really like that and we all started arguing about a lot of little things and kind of just fizzled off.

她不太喜歡這樣，我們都開始為很多小事爭吵，有點兒不歡而散。

It was easy to be friends because we grew apart, We broke up because it was, you know, we just had life taking us separate directions and we just, we figured out that we weren't being 100% honest with each other and it was better if we were apart secrets and lies.

做朋友很容易，因為我們漸漸疏遠了，我們分手是因為，你知道，我們只是被生活帶到了不同的方向，我們只是，我們發現我們對彼此不是100%的誠實，如果我們分開祕密和謊言會更好。