I don't love the ice cream.

我不愛吃冰激凌。

So it is now the ask rack of summer in japan and it is very hot And last year we did a video about convenience store ice cream.

現在是日本的夏季，天氣非常炎熱，去年我們做了一個關於便利店冰淇淋的視頻。

You want to feel like whenever I want to dessert beam.

你要覺得每當我想吃甜點的時候，就會有這樣的感覺。

Oh baby.

哦，寶貝。

Oh baby.

哦，寶貝。

Oh baby.

哦，寶貝。

Okay.

好的。

So today we want to take you guys to some more gourmet ice cream shops.

所以今天我們想帶你們去一些更多的美食冰淇淋店。

In fact, we've got three in mind.

事實上，我們已經想到了三個。

One is kind of like a japanese style gelato.

一個是有點像日本風格的冰激凌。

The second one of super Hawaii style ice cream.

第二個是超級夏威夷風格的冰激凌。

Third one is going to be vegan ice cream.

第三個是要做素食冰淇淋。

So there is a small twist, We have two pieces of paper here.

所以有一個小轉折，我們這裡有兩張紙。

One is an ice cream cone and one is a cone with a skull of doom and it's got Simon's name written all over it because if you've seen a single one of any of our challenge videos with someone here tends to be the loser.

一個是冰淇淋甜筒，一個是帶有厄運頭骨的甜筒，上面寫滿了西蒙的名字，因為如果你看過我們任何一個挑戰視頻，與這裡的人往往是失敗者。

Simon loser.

西蒙的失敗者。

Simon not today, satan.

西蒙今天不在，撒旦。

Not today, but there's a twist because normally when somebody gets this gold card, they don't get anything at all.

今天沒有，但有一個轉折，因為通常當有人得到這張金卡時，他們根本沒有得到任何東西。

But we want to show you guys what these shops actually have to offer.

但我們想向你們展示這些商店實際提供的東西。

So whoever gets the winning ice cream gets to pick the ice cream flavor for the other person.

是以，誰得到了獲勝的冰淇淋，誰就可以為另一個人挑選冰淇淋的口味。

I know that martina hates coffee flavored ice cream.

我知道馬丁娜討厭咖啡味的冰激凌。

So if any of these places have it, I'm going to pick them.

是以，如果這些地方有，我就會選擇它們。

I don't think you don't, I think you like every ice cream.

我不認為你不喜歡，我認為你喜歡每一個冰激凌。

This feels like a lose lose scenario.

這讓人感覺是一種失敗的情況。

There's some ice creams that I don't like what you like every ice cream flavor.

有一些冰激凌，我不喜歡你喜歡的每一種冰激凌口味。

I don't like rum raisin.

我不喜歡朗姆酒葡萄乾。

I don't like coffee.

我不喜歡咖啡。

I don't like um certain things that are not the right kind of chocolate and you're like, what?

我不喜歡嗯某些東西，不是正確的巧克力，而你就像，什麼？

I don't like empty ice cream bowls.

我不喜歡空的冰激凌碗。

I was hoping he'd give up more information, but he did.

我希望他能提供更多的資訊，但他做到了。

I was hoping, you know what I mean?

我是希望，你知道我的意思嗎？

Like I hate really hate rich delicious ice creams.

就像我討厭真的討厭豐富美味的冰淇淋。

Chocolate ice cream is just the words get out of here.

巧克力冰激凌只是說說而已離開這裡。

Any kind of caramel.

任何種類的焦糖。

Let's go to the first place in the first place.

讓我們在第一時間去看一看。

Okay, so you shuffle these behind your back.

好的，所以你把這些東西洗到你的背後。

I won't look, I'll just trust you to shuffle them and then I'll ask for either your left or your right hand to your left or right hand.

我不會看，我只是相信你會把它們洗乾淨，然後我會要求你的左手或右手到你的左手或右手。

Either your left or your right hand.

無論是你的左手還是右手。

And I'm looking at the reflection in all the cars that are passing by.

我在看所有經過的汽車的倒影。

Okay, ready put your hand down if you want my left or my right, I want your left.

好了，準備好把你的手放下，如果你想要我的左邊或右邊，我想要你的左邊。

So here's my left.

所以這是我的左邊。

3 to 1 to one please.

3比1比1，請。

No, it's already begun.

不，它已經開始了。

It's already because I said to myself, pick the right, pick the right, but then my heart set on the left is the right way.

這已經是因為我對自己說，選對了，選對了，但後來我的心定在了左邊才是正道。

I will never listen to my heart again.

我不會再聽從我的心了。

But any any instinct that was my brain in my penis.

但任何任何本能，都是我的大腦在我的陰莖。

Go my scream, just streaming down my hands.

去我的尖叫聲，只是流下我的手。

All right, let me get some sexy food, pork chops.

好吧，讓我弄點性感的食物，豬排。

This is just streaming down my hands tent and dan.

這只是順著我的手帳篷和丹流下來。

Okay, emergency looking procedure to begin.

好了，緊急尋找程序開始。

Never gets way too hot to have an ice cream cone outside.

在外面吃冰激凌甜筒永遠不會太熱。

Simon ever gets cones either.

西蒙也曾得到過甜筒。

This is all confusing and new for him.

這一切都讓他感到困惑和新鮮。

Martino is super generous and she got me matchup but not green tea.

馬蒂諾超級慷慨，她給我買了匹配的東西，但不是綠茶。

I have no idea what this means.

我不知道這意味著什麼。

That is a really, really light green team.

那是一支非常、非常淺綠色的隊伍。

You're lucky.

你很幸運。

That could have been dense green.

那可能是濃密的綠色。

It could have been totally or not that into uh, besides the square cone, which is super unique globally.

它可以完全或不那麼成呃，除了方錐體，這是全球超級獨特的。

Doesn't use any artificial ingredients.

不使用任何人工成分。

They don't use coloring, they don't use like any kind of additional smell.

他們不使用色素，不使用像任何種類的額外氣味。

They don't use corn syrup.

他們不使用玉米糖漿。

So everything is made from milk hardcore, anybody ever described their food as contains additional smells.

是以，一切都由牛奶硬核製成，任何人都曾描述他們的食物含有額外的氣味。

No, but they described it as not having additional smells because people will add like essence like orange essence to make things smell sense.

沒有，但他們描述說沒有額外的氣味，因為人們會添加像香精，如橙子香精，使東西聞起來有感覺。

Yeah, it's not a smelly ice cream, no smell bad, smell good.

是的，這不是一個有氣味的冰淇淋，沒有壞的氣味，有好的氣味。

Let me just say, even though I don't like green tea ice cream, I'm actually enjoying this because number one is ice cream and number two, this is our breakfast all natural since 1990 to anybody like ice cream cones, it just feels like styrofoam.

我只想說，儘管我不喜歡綠茶冰淇淋，但我實際上很喜歡這個，因為第一是冰淇淋，第二，這是我們的早餐，自1990年以來，對任何人來說，都是全天然的冰淇淋筒，它只是感覺像泡沫塑料。

There's only one time I liked an ice cream cone.

我只有一次喜歡吃冰激凌甜筒。

Now is that Crimea, but ice cream cones always bore me always find them for dry styrofoam in jesus paper combining one with ice cream.

現在是克里米亞，但冰激凌筒總是讓我感到厭煩，總是發現它們為乾的發泡膠在耶蘇紙上與冰激凌結合的一個。

Somebody's very happy watching this huge ice cream across the street.

有人非常高興地看著街對面的這個巨大的冰激凌。

We're happy.

我們很高興。

We're really happy making other people happy as well.

我們真的很高興讓其他人也感到高興。

Bye bye.

再見。

She's like, that was the happiest.

她說，那是最幸福的。

That was the happiest couple.

那是最幸福的一對。

Look at them happy all in love.

看他們幸福地生活在愛中。

Listen, Captain Ungrateful.

聽著，忘恩負義的隊長。

This could have been a video in which I didn't scream ice cream.

這可能是一個我沒有喊出冰激凌的視頻。

That could have been true, right?

這可能是真的，對嗎？

That could have been true.

這可能是真的。

That some people driving by all happy with very happy.

那一些人開車經過時都很高興，非常高興。

I think that's the beauty of ice cream.

我認為這就是冰淇淋的魅力所在。

It doesn't just make you happy.

它不只是讓你快樂。

What makes other people happy as well?

什麼能讓其他人也感到快樂？

Have you ever seen somebody unhappy with eating ice cream?

你見過有人因為吃冰淇淋而不開心嗎？

Mm He is.

嗯，他是。

So unless everybody, you're secretly knows us, unless we don't realize it.

是以，除非每個人，你都在祕密地瞭解我們，除非我們沒有意識到。

But all the people waving and smiling or like, I haven't seen that before on Youtube.

但所有的人都在揮手和微笑，或者喜歡，我以前在Youtube上沒有見過。

Even though I don't like this home.

儘管我不喜歡這個家。

Who likes, who likes green tea?

誰喜歡，誰喜歡綠茶？

Look at martina going for plain old milk.

看看馬丁娜去買普通的牛奶。

I like milk.

我喜歡牛奶。

Actually had korean writing in there as well.

其實裡面也有韓國人的文字。

I read it in Korea and realized that I wasn't in Korea.

我在韓國讀了這本書，發現我不在韓國。

I asked for you, you know you milk?

我找過你，你知道你的牛奶嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Who are you?

你是誰？

Who are reading it?

誰在讀它？

And then I went, who?

然後我就去了，誰？

He is not japanese And then I went to use milk and then I went, that's not english.

他不是日本人 然後我去用牛奶，然後我就去了，那不是英語。

But in my head, who you was just a synonymous with milk.

但在我的腦子裡，你是誰只是牛奶的代名詞。

This was a nice little ice cream shop.

這是一家不錯的小冰激凌店。

Even their worst flavor is very enjoyable.

即使是他們最糟糕的味道，也是非常令人愉快的。

That's a strong testament to the quality of this ice cream.

這有力地證明了這種冰激凌的品質。

My hands are so sticky.

我的手是如此的粘稠。

The kims are sticky.

金人是粘性的。

How do you eat your ice cream so slow.

你的冰淇淋怎麼吃得這麼慢。

This is a travesty.

這是一個滑稽的事情。

There's just such a fresh coat.

就是有這樣一件新鮮的外套。

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

It still tastes like Whoa.

它的味道仍然是哇。

I haven't had a fresh coat like this.

我還沒有過這樣的新衣。

Hello.

你好。

We are bringing like we're like the santa claus of bringing joy to every passer by today.

我們今天就像給每一個路人帶來歡樂的聖誕老人一樣。

Smokes.

吸菸。

We just wave that we're going to point the camera this way I get my hands are too sticky.

我們只是揮揮手，我們要把相機對準這個方向，我得到我的手太粘了。

We gotta hurry up.

我們得快點了。

We gotta get to two more ice cream shop.

我們得再去兩個冰激凌店。

We're gonna hit up.

我們要打起來。

So we just had breakfast.

所以我們只是吃了早餐。

Ice cream.

冰淇淋。

Time for some lunch.

是時候吃點午餐了。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

I'm not trusting you for directions.

我不相信你的方向。

That's wearing dickie.

那是穿著迪克的。

We're not.

我們不是。

I have no idea where we are.

我不知道我們在哪裡。

This ain't the right way.

這不是正確的方法。

Are we left girl?

我們是左邊的女孩嗎？

You're the one you said go this way.

你是你說的走這條路的人。

Are you trying to tell me that you got us lost on the way to ice cream?

你是想告訴我，你讓我們在去吃冰淇淋的路上迷路了？

Should I have trusted you?

我應該相信你嗎？

I'll be honest.

我說實話吧。

I wasn't paying attention.

我沒有注意到。

I was just waddling around being like colors and shapes.

我只是像顏色和形狀一樣蹣跚而行。

If only we had the internet.

如果我們有互聯網就好了。

No, I feel like we're close.

不，我覺得我們已經很接近了。

I feel it in my heart.

我在心裡感覺到了這一點。

I can feel it.

我可以感覺到它。

I'm approaching an avocado.

我正在接近一個鱷梨。

Shoot.

拍攝。

Gosh, we were approaching an avocado.

天哪，我們正在接近一個鱷梨。

Okay, that was false.

好吧，那是假的。

Hope it's not what we wanted to do?

希望這不是我們想做的事？

She Nakazawa is notoriously difficult to navigate around with tiny streets ducky.

她中澤是出了名的難以駕馭的小街道鴨梨山大。

How can you get us lost, jerky, jerky Turkey.

你怎麼能讓我們迷路呢，肉乾，肉乾的土耳其。

Yes, ma'am.

是的，女士。

I knew exactly where I was going.

我清楚地知道我要去哪裡。

Oh, ducky should have trusted me.

哦，鴨子應該相信我。

My gut instinct.

我的直覺。

I'm very good navigations.

我的導航能力很強。

Curling guys.

冰壺的人。

You are so gonna lose this one.

你一定會輸掉這場比賽。

How do you have confidence that I'm gonna lose one.

你怎麼有信心說我會失去一個。

Give you coffee and fart.

給你喝咖啡，放屁。

You're going to get you?

你要去找你？

I don't want extra for toppings.

我不想要額外的澆頭。

That'll be 80 cents more.

這將是80美分以上。

You can keep them.

你可以保留它們。

She'll have a double, no double.

她會有一個雙胞胎，沒有雙胞胎。

The fact replace the ice cream and just put into you know, she's that crazy.

事實上，取代冰激凌，只是把它放到你知道的地方，她是那麼瘋狂。

I don't want the farts.

我不想要這些屁。

She does.

她確實如此。

She loves for what can I say to convince you?

她愛的是我能說什麼來說服你呢？

We have arrived in sweet twist and Shimo Kitazawa which is one of our favorite neighborhoods in Tokyo and I am feeling very good about this right now because Jack Yak, yak.

我們已經抵達甜捻和下北澤，這是我們在東京最喜歡的街區之一，我現在感覺非常好，因為傑克-雅克，犛牛。

I actually think it doesn't matter if I win or lose because whatever Simon picks this place is going to have such an awesome selection that he's going to be like sure pull out the cards.

實際上，我認為我的輸贏並不重要，因為無論西蒙選了什麼，這個地方都會有這麼棒的選擇，他一定會說肯定會把牌拿出來。

Let me get the right way.

讓我走正確的路。

Can you tell me when you're ready?

你能告訴我你什麼時候準備好了嗎？

Nobody yet keep shuffling, shuffling conference from.

還沒有人繼續洗牌，洗牌的會議從。

No more shuffling.

沒有更多的洗牌。

I stopped you ready?

我停了下來，你準備好了嗎？

My left or my right, Give me your right.

我的左邊或我的右邊，把你的右邊給我。

Okay, this is my right.

好吧，這是我的權利。

Yeah, I haven't looked at mine either.

是的，我也沒有看我的。

Okay, we're unfolding it ready ready?

好的，我們正在展開它準備好了嗎？

32111.

32111.

Oh, I told you happened.

哦，我告訴你發生了。

I knew that this doesn't, this doesn't happen to me.

我知道這不會，這不會發生在我身上。

This is the cute shop martina will have the coffee ice cream with some extra farces topping.

這是一家可愛的商店，馬蒂納將有咖啡冰淇淋和一些額外的farces配料。

But this is this is such a cute place.

但這是這是一個如此可愛的地方。

Oh, it's so cute.

哦，這太可愛了。

You can't go, you can't go, you sit here and wait together.

你不能走，你不能走，你坐在這裡，一起等待。

You sit here and wait to get you the worst.

你坐在這裡，等待給你帶來最壞的結果。

You're not going anywhere.

你哪裡都不能去。

Who's got the coffee?

誰有咖啡？

You have the Murphy single flavor cone Cafe Latte Cafe Latte.

你有墨菲單味筒咖啡拿鐵咖啡拿鐵。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

So cute.

太可愛了。

This was the flooring in our first apartment ever and that was the color of our kitchen wall.

這是我們第一間公寓的地板，這也是我們廚房牆壁的顏色。

Oh sweet justice.

哦，甜蜜的正義。

I am very lucky here right now because I have one of my favorite flavors of ice cream pistachio which is just like awful.

我現在在這裡非常幸運，因為我有我最喜歡的一種口味的冰激凌開心果，這就像可怕的。

And I gave martina Cafe latte.

我給馬蒂納咖啡拿鐵。

She doesn't like artificial coffee flavor to any.

她不喜歡人工咖啡的味道，不喜歡任何。

So you saw us have breakfast ice cream.

所以你看到我們吃了早餐冰激凌。

Now it's time for lunch ice cream, ice cream worked up quite a storm.

現在是午餐冰淇淋的時間了，冰淇淋的作用相當大。

This is so fluffy.

這真是太蓬鬆了。

You go first.

你先走。

Mr describe it to me in full detail.

先生向我詳細描述了它。

I'm surprised it took me so long to appreciate pistachio has an ice cream flavor so deep.

我很驚訝我花了這麼長時間才欣賞到開心果有這麼深的冰激凌味道。

It's got like a little herbie taste in the back as well.

後面也有一點香草的味道。

Just such a rich, nutty creamy taste.

就是這樣一種豐富的、有堅果味的奶油味。

I absolutely love it.

我絕對喜歡它。

Mm And coffee.

嗯，還有咖啡。

How would you describe the coffee if I were to choose from Now on.

如果讓我從現在開始選擇，你會如何描述咖啡。

I know a cafe latte is the way to go because you can try it as someone who eats coffee.

我知道咖啡拿鐵是一種方式，因為你可以作為一個吃咖啡的人去嘗試它。

Ice cream.

冰淇淋。

It's more milk than coffee.

這比咖啡更多的是牛奶。

And that is my jam that still does have that strong like instant coffee stick of Japan asia and Asia flavor.

這就是我的果醬，仍然有那種強烈的像速溶咖啡棒的日本亞洲和亞洲風味。

This is the coldest ice cream.

這是最冷的冰激凌。

I think we've had the last place melted through our body way right away when I put this in my mouth dissolved so smoothly.

我想我們已經有了最後一個地方融化通過我們的身體方式馬上當我把這個在我的嘴溶解如此順利。

It's not like a gritty ice cream.

它不像砂狀冰激凌。

Is it your favorite kind of coffee flavor?

這是你最喜歡的一種咖啡口味嗎？

Uh I didn't try.

呃，我沒有嘗試。

You are claiming that he would fall for it.

你是說他會上當受騙。

Do you want me to do a disservice to the kind viewers here who are expecting some kind of punishment?

你想讓我對這裡期待著某種懲罰的善良觀眾造成傷害嗎？

Not just let you know.

不只是讓你知道。

I don't really love coffee ice cream, but whenever we go to ice cream shops together.

我不太喜歡咖啡冰淇淋，但每當我們一起去冰淇淋店時。

I'll always order the coffee flavor because I know that martina won't take any of my you you know why?

我總是點咖啡味的，因為我知道馬蒂納不會接受我的任何東西，你知道為什麼嗎？

Because you have a very strict policy whenever we go somewhere because we can't order the same flavor.

因為每當我們去某個地方時，你有一個非常嚴格的政策，因為我們不能點同樣的口味。