Everybody's got all these comedy questions.

每個人都有所有這些喜劇問題。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Dave chappelle Like I don't know.

戴夫-查普爾 像我不知道。

I like them.

我喜歡他們。

So you're transphobic.

所以你有變性恐懼症。

Can I just like a guy and not be transphobic?

我可以只喜歡一個人而不害怕變性人嗎？

Why would it be all or nothing now, nuances.

為什麼現在會是全有或全無，細微差別。

The new N.

新的N。

Word.

字。

Yeah.

是的。

Everything's just so political now.

現在一切都變得如此政治化。

Everything is so politicized.

一切都是如此的政治化。

What side are you on?

你是哪一邊的？

Ah I don't know.

啊，我不知道。

You both seem fucking annoying.

你們兩個看起來都他媽的很煩人。

Cannot be a little this little that.

不能是小這小那。

No, you gotta pick one.

不，你得選一個。

Well, we don't do that with bisexuals.

好吧，我們對雙性戀者不這樣做。

And that way we only have two political parties.

這樣，我們就只有兩個政黨了。

All these major issues to parties.

所有這些重大問題對各方都是如此。

That's it.

就這樣了。

We got 13 Hbo's two political parties.

我們有13個Hbo的兩個政黨。

I don't even seem like the political people like the government.

我甚至不覺得政治人物喜歡政府。

They don't even give a sh it about us.

他們甚至不關心我們。

You know, It just feels like the right and the left our parents and they're divorced and instead of trying to raise us.

你知道，這只是感覺到我們的父母的右翼和左翼，他們離婚了，而不是試圖撫養我們。

Well, they just want us to hate the other one.

嗯，他們只是想讓我們討厭另一個人。

Mhm.

嗯。

All right.

好的。

Your mom's the liberal.

你媽媽是自由主義者。

Your dad's a republican.

你爸爸是個共和黨人。

You know, they're trying to get you to live with them.

你知道，他們想讓你和他們一起生活。

Yeah.

是的。

Come on, Dad, Mom gives me free money.

來吧，爸爸，媽媽給我免費的錢。

He's like, well, she also tried to abort your like with live with I It's just good to be back in Portland's beautiful women in Portland's I mean none here.

他就說，好吧，她還想打掉你的喜歡與住我只是很高興回到波特蘭的美女在波特蘭的我是說這裡沒有。

But you know, I'm joking.

但你知道，我是在開玩笑。

I'll go down on you.

我會對你下手的。