Fruit lovers.

水果愛好者。

Welcome to the jews the show where you ask the questions and we squirt out answers.

歡迎來到 "猶太人 "節目，在這裡你提出問題，我們噴出答案。

Yeah.

是的。

What do we got on tap today?

我們今天有什麼節目？

I think you're gonna like this one.

我想你會喜歡這個人的。

Orange pekoe choose world asks what prank would you do on your friends or family?

橙汁選擇世界問：你會對你的朋友或家人做什麼惡作劇？

I think a better question would be what frank wouldn't I do on my friends and family?

我想一個更好的問題是，我不會對我的朋友和家人做什麼坦誠的事？

But let's do it to it.

但是，讓我們對它做吧。

Friends because I want to know that joke.

朋友，因為我想知道那個笑話。

I'll begin as I am a master of these so called pranks as you call them personally.

我要開始了，因為我是這些所謂的惡作劇的高手，正如你個人所說的那樣。

I prefer to refer to mine as social experiments.

我更願意把我的實驗稱為社會實驗。

Yeah, of course you do.

是的，你當然會這樣做。

If you don't, my mischievous nature, consider this.

如果你不知道，我調皮的天性，請考慮這個。

I said a social experiment in motion in this very studio moments before we began taping the trap is set and one of you will undoubtedly trigger it momentarily.

我說過，在我們開始錄製之前，在這個演播室裡有一個社會實驗，陷阱已經設置好了，你們中的一個人無疑會馬上觸發它。

That means any minute now.

這意味著現在的任何一分鐘。

Question if your social experiment, this whoopee cushion I found under my couch cushion.

問題是，如果你的社會實驗，我在沙發墊子下發現的這個whoopee墊子。

Why?

為什麼？

Yes.

是的。

Yes it is.

是的，它是。

Yeah.

是的。

Next time maybe try putting it under someone who has a but it didn't work on me.

下次也許可以試著把它放在有的人手下，但對我不起作用。

That's fine because I have a second social experiment and play that you're talking about the whoopee cushion under me, aren't you?

這很好，因為我有第二個社會實驗和遊戲，你說的是我身下的嗚呼哀哉墊子，不是嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

Yes.

是的。

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

Yeah, it might have worked on somebody bigger, but I don't weigh enough.

是的，它可能對更大的人有用，但我的體重不夠。

So excuse me a moment, can you grapefruit, can't you do anything right?

所以，請原諒我一會兒，你能不能柚子，你能不能做對任何事情？

I have returned?

我已經回來了？

Let us continue.

讓我們繼續。

You know I actually pranked grapefruit about a year ago.

你知道我實際上在一年前惡作劇了葡萄柚。

You did not.

你沒有。

I would never fall for a prank?

我絕不會上當受騙？

A mean a social experiment.

是指一個社會實驗。

No, I totally did listen, Hey, you know that photo of your theater that you keep in your wallet?

不，我完全聽進去了，嘿，你知道你放在錢包裡的那張影院照片嗎？

I'm aware of the photo.

我注意到了這張照片。

I gaze upon it every day.

我每天都凝視著它。

Well when you weren't looking, I replaced it with a Photoshop version with steve Bushemi faith.

好吧，當你不看的時候，我用Photoshop版本的Steve Bushemi信仰替換了它。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

See I'm grapefruit.

看我是西柚。

I think that steve Buscemi's face.

我認為那是史蒂夫-布西米的臉。

It is not for reference.

這不是為了參考。

Here is another picture of my sister Corey.

這是我妹妹科裡的另一張照片。

Did you Photoshop that picture?

你對那張照片做了PS嗎？

Sure.

當然。

Didn't Yeah, grapefruit.

沒有 是的，柚子。

I think your sister just looks like steve Bushemi.

我認為你妹妹只是看起來像Steve Bushemi。

You take that back?

你收回那句話？

No, really?

不，真的嗎？

She does see orange.

她確實看到了橙色。

That is so mean.

這真是太卑鄙了。

Who did you Photoshop?

你給誰拍了照片？

My sister's face on a woman's body like that.

我妹妹的臉在一個女人的身體上這樣。

This is just a normal picture of steve Buscemi.

這只是Steve Buscemi的一張普通照片。

I see.

我明白了。

Excuse me again, get it together grapefruit.

請原諒我再次打斷你，把它放在一起葡萄柚。

My sister is an angel and this conversation is over.

我妹妹是個天使，這次談話結束了。

What break would you do orange?

你會做橙色的什麼休息？

I'd probably distract someone with a life like dummy of me.

我可能會用我這個生活中的假人來分散別人的注意力。

Is that even a prank?

這甚至是一個惡作劇嗎？

Why would you do that?

你為什麼要這樣做？

So I can jump scare prank to?

這樣我就可以跳樓嚇人的惡作劇了？

Dude, not cool.

夥計，不酷。

Sorry pear.

對不起，梨子。

I apologize for the cat scan dude, how many lifelike dummies do you have?

我為貓咪的掃描道歉，老兄，你有多少個栩栩如生的假人？

Quite a few actually.

實際上有不少。

Hey, why isn't your mouth move?

嘿，你的嘴怎麼不動？

Let's go.

我們走吧。

Oh, I can't believe I fell for that again.

哦，我真不敢相信我又上當了。

I feel like I should tell you guys something?

我覺得我應該告訴你們一些事情？

I also prepared a prank, but I kind of lost it.

我還準備了一個惡作劇，但我有點失去了它。

You lost it bro.

你失去了它，兄弟。

How do you lose a prank, I mean, how do you lose a social experiment by accidentally leaving the terrarium open?

你怎麼會失去一個惡作劇，我的意思是，你怎麼會因為不小心把飼養箱打開而失去一個社會實驗？

Oh goodness hold on a little apple.

哦，天哪，堅持住，小蘋果。

Is this actually the prank?

這實際上是惡作劇嗎？

You know making us believe that there's some kind of creature lurking in the studio.

你知道讓我們相信有某種生物潛伏在工作室裡。

If I say yes will you guys be less mad at me?

如果我說是，你們會不會對我不那麼生氣？

Get to higher ground, it could be crawling around anywhere more like slithering but yeah.

到高處去，它可能在任何地方爬行，更像是在滑行，但是是的。

Oh my gosh I just saw it.

哦，我的天哪，我剛剛看到它。

The snake.

蛇。

Yes.

是的。

Where under their underwear?

他們的內褲下在哪裡？

Got your orange made you say underwear pair?

得到了你的橙色讓你說的內褲嗎？

Just pranked orange with his own joke.

只是用自己的笑話惡作劇了橘子。

Oh this is legendary.

哦，這是一個傳奇。

Okay okay that was a pretty good one pair.

好吧好吧，這是一個相當不錯的一對。

You got me.

你問倒我了。

Thanks Orange that means a lot of weight.

謝謝橙子，這意味著很多的重量。

Why is it in your mouth move jump scares?

為什麼它在你的嘴裡移動跳躍恐懼？

Mhm.

嗯。

I pear pear pear pear, I did it.

我梨子梨子，我做到了。

This is it, this is the greatest day of my life.

這就是它，這是我生命中最偉大的一天。

You couldn't just let me have this moment could you?

你不能就這樣讓我擁有這一刻，對嗎？

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。