Yeah, it's alive.

是的，它是活的。

It's alive.

它是活的。

Well what do you think?

那麼你怎麼看？

Is this the one?

就是這個人嗎？

It's okay but it's not the one grapefruit.

它還不錯，但不是那個葡萄柚。

I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever find my perfect.

我開始懷疑我是否能找到我的完美。

But after watching you try on 47 different.

但在看了你試穿47件不同的衣服後。

But yeah, I'm beginning to agree with you bro.

但是，是的，我開始同意你的觀點了，兄弟。

Cory.

科裡。

It's me private eye hired last month.

這是我上個月僱用的私人偵探。

Hold on.

等一下。

You're a private eye shouldn't you have you know?

你是一個私人偵探，你不應該有你知道嗎？

And I oh I got an eye.

而我哦，我有一隻眼睛。

All right I'm blind.

好吧，我是個盲人。

Oh good.

哦，太好了。

It's just temporary.

這只是暫時的。

Although the emotional scarring is undoubtedly permanent.

儘管情感上的傷痕無疑是永久性的。

It dude dude dude, I just want to make sure I understand what we just witnessed.

它老兄老兄，我只是想確保我瞭解我們剛剛目睹的情況。

You have an eyeball in your butt.

你的屁股裡有一個眼球。

Yeah.

是的。

And I keep it a secret cause it's private.

而且我對它保密，因為它是私人的。

I mean honestly I was born with only one eye and it's in my buck.

我的意思是說實話，我出生時只有一隻眼睛，而且是在我的齙牙上。

What am I supposed to do?

我應該怎麼做呢？

Not become a private eye.

而不是成為一名私家偵探。

Listen cory.

聽著科裡。

I have news for you kid.

我有消息要告訴你，孩子。

I found it.

我發現了它。

You found it.

你找到了。

You found it.

你找到了。

Wait what?

等等什麼？

What exactly we're talking about grapefruit.

我們到底在談論什麼柚子。

He found my but my actual real life original but that I was born with you mean I didn't have to haul these $47 out of the stock room after all.

他找到了我的，但我真正的現實生活中的原件，但我生來就有，你的意思是我畢竟不必把這些47美元的東西從庫存室裡拖出來。

Oh this is incredible.

哦，這真是不可思議。

After all these years.

這麼多年過去了。

I can't believe my but still alive.

我不能相信我的但還活著。

I didn't say that.

我沒有這麼說。

Well didn't the address he gave me.

好在他給我的地址並沒有。

It seems kind of graveyard, doesn't it?

這似乎有點像墓地，不是嗎？

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

Did you hear that?

你聽到了嗎？

What?

什麼？

No Orange?

沒有橙子？

What?

什麼？

I had to let one rip the tombstone told me to.

我不得不讓一個人撕開墓碑告訴我。

Can we just get this over with this place gives me the uh apparently was just a shadow.

我們能不能把這個問題解決了，這個地方給我的呃顯然只是一個陰影。

Gosh sure but what made the shadow, But that was a fallen leaf.

天哪，是什麼讓影子出現的，但那是一片落葉。

Okay, But here that was a stationary leaf which means it doesn't move.

好吧，但在這裡，那是一片靜止的葉子，意味著它不會移動。

Okay, so maybe I'm a little high strong.

好吧，也許我有點高強了。

He's that little guys.

他是那個小傢伙。

I don't think you'll understand how excited I am to be reunited with my original.

我想你不會理解我有多興奮能與我的原件重聚。

But again, we haven't been together since the accident by the way, have you ever told us what the accident was?

但還是那句話，順便說一下，自從事故發生後我們就沒有在一起過，你有沒有告訴過我們是什麼事故？

Look?

看？

Isn't it?

不是嗎？

Isn't it?

不是嗎？

You guys start digging.

你們開始挖掘。

I was not aware that would be manual labor involved.

我不知道這將涉及到手工勞動。

I would never wanna different scarf.

我永遠不會想要不同的圍巾。

Fine fine.

罰款罰款。

Whatever I'll dig myself.

不管怎麼樣，我都會自己挖。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

The first thing I'm gonna do once I have my butt back is very good pair that time it was appropriate.

一旦我的屁股回來了，我要做的第一件事是非常好的對那時候是合適的。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Oh, I'll stop it.

哦，我不說了。

What's the matter with you?

你是怎麼了？

Why is my but being too aggressive?

為什麼我的但是太過激進？

Oh, I think it's time for you to face fact your butts are hobby.

哦，我想現在是時候讓你面對你的屁股是愛好的事實了。

Hey Some bucks if you will.

嘿，如果你願意的話，一些錢。

No, no, my butt would never become a zombie.

不，不，我的屁股絕不會變成殭屍。

I don't believe it.

我不相信。

Well you but to believe it because you're but just bit me and this happened.

好吧，你必須相信它，因為你不過是咬了我一口，就發生了這樣的事。

Yeah, Orange control your, but I can't, it's got a mind of its own.

是的，橙色控制你，但我做不到，它有自己的想法。

I got me a fella's gotta be good.

我得到了我的一個傢伙的必須是好的。

How do you feel fine?

你怎麼會覺得很好呢？

Although there's the tiniest little edge in my back.

雖然在我的背上有最細小的邊緣。

Tell me if you see anything.

如果你看到什麼就告訴我。

Yeah, whatever you do.

是的，不管你做什麼。

Don't get bitten by a but oh my gosh, it's you my but I can't believe it, I finally found you.

不要被一個但我的天哪，是你我的但我不能相信，我終於找到你了。

Do you remember me?

你還記得我嗎？

But don't be scared?

但是不要害怕？

Good boy.

好孩子。

We were together once, Once upon a Time back in the day.

我們曾經在一起，在過去的一段時間裡。

It's OK.

沒關係的。

Trust me, we had some great times and all I want is for us to be together again.

相信我，我們有一些美好的時光，我所希望的是我們能再次在一起。

There we go.

我們走吧。

What?

什麼？

Uh Alone you're telling me you're a zombie and werewolf.

呃，阿龍你告訴我你是殭屍和狼人。

A vampire, what the heck is going on?

一個吸血鬼，這到底是怎麼回事？

Okay, so let me get this straight your butt was a zombie.

好吧，讓我直說吧，你的屁股是個殭屍。

A werewolf and a vampire.

一個狼人和一個吸血鬼。

My acne was also cleared up by the next morning, so I think it might have been a witch to a classic zombie witch if you will.

我的痤瘡到第二天早上也清除了，所以我認為這可能是一個女巫到一個經典的殭屍女巫，如果你願意的話。

Everybody knows that.

每個人都知道這一點。

No.

沒有。

Anyway, this whole thing is just incredible.

總之，這整件事實在是不可思議。

Yeah.

是的。

Like what's the backstory there?

就像那裡的背景故事是什麼？

I wonder what exactly is your butt been up to since the accident feels like it could be its own Youtube episode.

我想知道你的屁股到底在做什麼，因為這次事故感覺可以成為自己的Youtube節目。

Even there's a lot to unpack.

即使有很多東西需要解開。

There may be all I know that he's gone now.

可能有我所知道的，他現在已經走了。

I was foolish to ever believe.

我很傻，從來沒有相信過。

I could tame a but that bad.

我可以馴服一個但是那麼糟糕的人。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

I hear that anyway, I guess I've got no choice but to fettle for something left.

反正我聽到了，我想我別無選擇，只能為剩下的東西秣馬厲兵了。

What do you guys think?

你們怎麼看？

Hey, that's a blood, you know it works.

嘿，那是一種血，你知道它的作用。

Yeah, I like it.

是的，我喜歡它。

Yeah, it's pretty good.

是的，這很好。

I like it.

我喜歡它。

I wasn't asking you, I want their opinion.

我不是在問你，我想聽聽他們的意見。

Oh sorry uh thanks but Zombie, you know how to make a guy feel special?

哦，對不起，呃，謝謝，但祖比，你知道如何讓一個人感到特別？

And how about you?

你呢？

Private eye?

私家偵探？

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Well, I'd have to take a look.

好吧，我必須看一看。

But my eyes.

但我的眼睛。

My eyes.

我的眼睛。

Mhm.

嗯。