Good morrow fruit lovers.

水果愛好者們，早上好。

It is I grapefruit today.

今天是我的柚子。

Orange and I will go head to head and try not to.

橙子和我將頭碰頭，儘量不要。

Oh man already lost.

哦，老兄已經輸了。

Yes how I'm using used to start a Youtube channel or something now then today Orange and I will compete in the orange.

是的，我怎麼用用來開始一個Youtube頻道或什麼的，現在然後今天橙色和我將在橙色中競爭。

I'm trying to stop it.

我正試圖阻止它。

Orange knock it off.

橙子的敲門聲。

Oh well why didn't you just say so look try not to scream challenge.

哦，那你為什麼不直接說，看，儘量不要叫挑戰。

Pretty simple with big scary thing out of this bowl like this report on climate change over the next 40 years.

很簡單，從這個碗裡拿出大的嚇人的東西，比如這個關於未來40年的氣候變化的報告。

Not exactly like this undiagnosed lymphoma not what I had in mind.

不完全像這種未診斷的淋巴瘤不是我所想的。

Like this picture of a dancing hippo.

比如這張跳舞的河馬圖片。

Get it away from me.

把它從我身邊拿開。

Get away.

走吧。

Hey Orange step away from the ball.

嘿，奧蘭治離球遠一點。

All right here's how it works.

好吧，這裡是它的工作原理。

We're gonna pull slips of paper from the bowl and they're gonna have scary things written on them.

我們要從碗裡抽出紙條，上面要寫上可怕的東西。

Whatever the paper says, we both have to face whoever screens loses.

無論報紙怎麼說，我們都必須面對誰的螢幕輸了。

Get it.

得到它。

Got it.

明白了。

Good grief.

悲痛啊。

I'll pull first the ring a ring.

我先拉環一環。

But what's so scary about a ring?

但戒指有什麼可怕的呢？

Are you scared of commitment grapefruit?

你害怕承諾柚子嗎？

As a matter of fact I am not I'm not scared of anything but we're not talking about a ring Orange.

事實上，我不是我不害怕任何東西，但我們不是在談論一個環橙。

We're talking about the ring.

我們談論的是戒指。

The 2002 horror film directed by gore Verbinski.

2002年由戈爾-維賓斯基導演的恐怖片。

See if you can watch the super scary scene without making a peep.

看看你是否能看完這個超級恐怖的場景而不發出一絲聲響。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Yeah this is really scary stuff.

是的，這真的是可怕的東西。

She's coming out of the T.

她從T中出來了。

V.

V.

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

I want to scream.

我想大叫。

I think a scrape is coming but it's definitely gonna.

我認為刮擦會發生，但肯定會發生。

Oh never mind.

哦，算了吧。

He was just a fart very well successfully watch the ring without screaming.

他只是一個屁很好地成功地觀看了擂臺賽而沒有尖叫。

No it's my turn it's highly unlikely that was screened by the way.

不，輪到我了，這是很不可能的，順便說一下，這是篩選出來的。

This is one of my favorite horror films.

這是我最喜歡的恐怖片之一。

She's coming right out of the television over there.

她正從那邊的電視裡走出來。

I know I told you that happened.

我知道我告訴過你發生過這種情況。

No she's actually coming out make it stop make it.

不，她真的要出來了，讓它停下來，讓它出來。

Okay so I guess I won that round.

好吧，我想我贏了這個回合。

I can't get out of my brain.

我無法從我的大腦中走出來。

She's seared in my head for all eternity Orange.

她在我的腦海中留下了永恆的烙印，橙色。

Yeah so I picked knife.

是的，所以我選了刀。

Oh great just what I need right now relax bro I'm just a butter knife but thanks to the confidence boost usually people just laugh at me you're a butter knife hey No fair I want to take my screen back.

哦，太好了，這正是我現在需要的，放鬆兄弟，我只是一把黃油刀，但由於自信的提升，通常人們只是嘲笑我，你是一把黃油刀，嘿，不公平，我想把我的螢幕拿回來。

No yes you can't I can't do it's done orange.

不，是的，你不能，我不能做，它已經完成了橙色。

You ready for me to scare you now?

你現在準備好讓我嚇唬你了嗎？

Wait wait wait that's not fair.

等待，等待，這不公平。

He knows you're coming and he knows you're a butter knife.

他知道你要來，他知道你是一把黃油刀。

Oh don't worry I'll do my scariest movie.

哦，別擔心，我會做我最可怕的電影。

Oh okay boogie boogie boogie boogie whoa great move.

哦，好吧，布吉布吉布吉布吉哇，偉大的行動。

Thanks you too wait a minute.

也謝謝你 等一下。

Are you just buttering me up?

你是在為我拍馬屁嗎？

You bet I jam.

當然，我也會卡住。

Oh this cannot be happening.

哦，這不可能發生。

Oh what's on the cord clouds man.

哦，線雲上的是什麼人。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh man Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man Oh man Oh man Oh man.

哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦，男人哦。

Hold on butter knife.

握緊黃油刀。

Is that you?

是你嗎？

Yeah but keep your voices down.

是的，但要小聲點。

I think something scary is headed our way bro.

我認為一些可怕的東西正在向我們走來，兄弟。

You're the scary thing.

你才是可怕的東西。

What's happening here?

這裡發生了什麼？

You moonlight as a clown or something?

你是兼職做小丑還是什麼？

Oh yeah I had to get a second job when it comes to rent.

哦，是的，當涉及到租金時，我不得不找第二份工作。

And bills and gas being a knife just doesn't quite cut it seriously though.

而鈔票和煤氣是一把刀，但這並不完全是認真的。

It's a dire financial situation and not that funny.

這是一個嚴峻的財務狀況，沒有那麼好笑。

Hold on.

等一下。

Sleep failed to scare me, right, that means I get a point.

睡眠沒能嚇到我，對，這意味著我得到了一個點。

Wait, no, I didn't try to scare you yet.

等等，不，我還沒有試圖嚇唬你。

You've got to give me a chance to try.

你得給我一個機會，讓我試試。

My boss is gonna be so mad at me if I failed to scare anybody again, let me try my second best move on you real quick bro.

如果我再沒能嚇到任何人，我的老闆會對我很生氣的，讓我在你身上試試我的第二絕招吧，兄弟。

Your first best move was pathetic.

你的第一個絕招很可悲。

What makes you think you're second best movement, ain't you?

是什麼讓你認為你是第二好的運動，不是嗎？

I wow, I didn't know you could shape shift.

我哇，我不知道你可以形狀轉換。

Oh yeah they teach you that like on day one of clown college.

哦，是的，他們教你的，就像在小丑大學的第一天。

Check it out, wow, that's pretty amazing, stupendous.

看看吧，哇，那是相當驚人的，了不起的。

Us.

我們。

Okay.

好的。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, mm hmm.

是的，mm hmm。