What men are really saying when catcalling women.

男人垃圾話背後的秘密

Ooh, girl, you know I only act like this when people I care about ain’t around.

嘿，女孩，你知道，我在意的人不在旁邊時我才會這麼做

Ooh, hey baby, I talked to women a lot more than I understand them.

嘿，寶貝，我跟女人說了很多話，雖然我幾乎不瞭解女人

Yo what up lil’ mama. I’m extremely sexually frustrated.

嘿，小媽媽，我超久沒有跟女人上床

Me, I’m uncomfortable talking to women like actual people.

我對實地跟女人對話感到不舒服

Yo girl, I just met these guys but I wanna make them think I’m cool.

嘿女孩，我剛碰到這些兄弟，但我想讓他們覺得我很酷

I know you’re not on your way to talk to me right now yet I’m still giving you all of my attention.

我知道妳現在不想跟我說話，但我還是整顆心都注意著妳

Yo girl wait up. I don’t even know why I told you just wait up, ‘cause I don’t have the confidence to keep talking to you.

女孩等等，雖然我不知道為何要叫妳等等，因為我沒自信能跟妳聊下去

Deep down I know you’re never jumping in this Ford Escape girl. Hahahahah

我深知妳永遠不會跳進我這台Ford Escape哈哈哈

This has never ever worked.

這招從來沒成功過

In another social situation I would never behave like this.

換一個社交場合，我就不會這麼做了

Damn, this is the best part of my day and I realize how sad that is.

該死，這是我一天中最棒的時光，我知道這有多慘

I noticed you’re confident so I’m cutting you down to feel powerful.

我看到妳很有自信，我要打擊妳好讓我覺得自己很厲害

Wait, wait, what’s my problem? Why can’t I pick up on these social cues? WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?

等等，我的問題在哪裏? 為什麼我總是抓不住別人的暗示? 我的問題在哪裏?

I don’t even know why I’m talking; I don’t know why I keep doing this to women. I’m just a sad man.

我不知道為何我在講話，我不知道為何我不斷對女人作這種事，我只是個悲哀的男人

Woot! I hate me too, girl.

呼!女孩，我跟妳一樣討厭我自己

Hey I don’t have any sisters so it doesn’t occur to me how insanely offensive this is.

我沒有任何好姊妹，所以我不知道這行為如此可怕傷人

I don’t know what I’m doing right now for my kissing.

我不知道我現在幹嘛要送飛吻

I have no idea what else to say to you so I’m gonna get LOUDER.

我不知道還能跟妳說什麼，所以我只好越來越大聲

I do this ‘cause I’m lonely. Lonely, yeah babe lonely. And bored.

我因為寂寞才這麼做，好寂寞，是啊，寂寞，而且無聊

Ain’t nobody love me. Ain’t nobody looking at me. I am so lonely.

沒人愛我，沒人想看我一眼，我好寂寞