Move your ass!

滾開！

... and the fun was in full swing.

...歡樂多到了極點。

You have split our family onto two separate flights.

你把我們一家分到兩架不同的飛機。

- Mom! - Max, please!

-媽！-Max，拜託！

The family left for their big vacation...

這個家庭要前往他們的盛大假期...

Is that everyone?

大家都上車了？

The cars are leaving now.

車子現在要開了。

... but forgot one little thing.

...但忘了一件小事。

Mom? Dad? Uncle Blake?

媽？爸？Blake叔叔？

They don't even know I'm here.

他們根本就不知道我在這。

They don't even know I'm here!

他們根本就不知道我在這！

My mom and dad have gone to Tokyo.

我媽和我爸跑去東京。

I'm totally on my own.

我得完全靠自己。

You do realize that my 10-year-old son is at home by himself.

你明知道我10歲的兒子自己一個人在家。

You just assumed Max was on the other flight.

你以為Max是在另外一架飛機上。

We didn't take a census.

我們沒有算人頭。

We got reports of suspicious people around 36 Lincoln Ave.

我們收到檢舉在林肯大道36號有可疑的人。

I can't go to jail, honey.

甜心，我不能進監獄。

I wouldn't last 30 seconds in gen-pop.

我在監獄30秒都待不了。

It's where fresh fish get gut.

那是鮮魚被取出內臟的地方。

Nobody here is getting gut.

這裡沒人會拿到內臟。

And we're criminals.

我們是罪犯。

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

This is my house; I have to defend it.

這是我家，我要保衛家園。

Orange stripe, center pocket.

橘色條紋，正中紅心。

Ooh...

哦...

That did not sound right.

聽起來不太對。

I am trying to get home to my son...

我試著回家找我兒子...

... who is alone...

...孤零零...

... and scared.

...又害怕。

And he needs his mother.

他需要他的母親。

This is not going well.

這不太順利。

Oh, no! A ladder!

哦不！有梯子！

You think I'm that stupid?

你覺得我很笨嗎？

Yes, I do.

對，沒錯。