I'm bert and this is our wired auto.

我是伯特，這是我們的有線汽車。

Wait, are you doing this for me?

等等，你是為了我才這麼做的嗎？

I'm okay, media, I'm with us.

我很好，媒體，我和我們在一起。

Help her.

幫助她。

She's very tall.

她很高。

If it's auto complete, can I just not do this?

如果是自動完成，我可以不這樣做嗎？

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

I'm so excited.

我太興奮了。

Okay, let's see.

好吧，讓我們看看。

How does Sesame Street change the world?

芝麻街是如何改變世界的？

Wow!

哇哦!

Well Sesame Street changes the world by showing people the best in every one of us.

芝麻街通過向人們展示我們每個人的優點來改變世界。

And he's helping us being smarter, stronger and kinder boy.

他正在幫助我們成為更聰明、更強大、更善良的男孩。

How much just thinks that Sesame Street makes people happy and spreads joy.

多少人只是認為芝麻街讓人開心，傳播快樂。

We all about kindness about being kind to everybody.

我們都講究仁慈，講究善待每一個人。

Even this lady who will not see her face, How does one to get to Sesame Street?

即使是這位女士，也不會看到她的臉，一個人如何去芝麻街？

I thought this was gonna be a question really for the Count, Are you coming from the east or from the west?

我以為這將是一個真正針對伯爵的問題，你是來自東部還是西部？

It makes a big difference.

這有很大的不同。

Take the R two Steinway, get out, walk down the block and there you are.

乘坐R路和斯坦威路，下車，沿著街區走，你就在那裡。

I personally started a new little tunnel area right to my very garden.

我個人開始了一個新的小隧道區，就在我的花園裡。

A mole helped me.

一個痣幫助了我。

I think one way is to be very generous and cooperate with other people, you know, And then you can just find your way to Sesame Street because Sesame street has a way of attracting those kind of people.

我認為一種方法是非常慷慨，與其他人合作，你知道，然後你就可以找到去芝麻街的路，因為芝麻街有辦法吸引這類人。

That I think that's the way you do answer.

那我想這就是你做回答的方式。

I think, I think people were just wanting to know like basic directions.

我認為，我認為人們只是想知道像基本的方向。

Uh Uber, Maybe someone should write a song about it.

呃......Uber，也許有人應該為它寫一首歌。

What's this one?

這個是什麼？

How does the Sesame Street song go?

芝麻街的歌是怎麼唱的？

Okay, everybody, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street, How to get to sesame street?

好了，各位，你們能告訴我怎麼去芝麻街，怎麼去芝麻街？

That's how the sesame street song goes?

芝麻街的歌就是這麼唱的？

It's a beauty?

這是個美女？

You should download it.

你應該下載它。

High does Sesame street get celebrities?

芝麻街的名人都在哪裡？

How do we get celebrities facebook?

我們如何獲得名人臉書？

I just always thought that they were on Rosetta's cell phone.

我只是一直以為他們是在羅塞塔的手機上。

They just kind of drop out of the sky.

他們就這樣從天而降。

Well you know where they're just people in our neighborhood.

嗯，你知道他們只是我們附近的人。

Yeah.

是的。

And I also think that big bird has all the contacts in his cell phone.

而且我還認為，大鳥的手機裡有所有的聯繫人。

We also have a really good talent booking department.

我們也有一個非常好的人才預訂部門。

What is big Bird name in spanish?

大鳥的名字在西班牙語中是什麼？

Oh that's easy.

哦，這很容易。

It's pajaro grande.

它是帕哈羅格蘭德。

What is Big Bird's address on sesame Street?

大鳥在芝麻街的地址是什麼？

Oh I live in my nest near 123 sesame street.

哦，我住在芝麻街123號附近的我的巢穴裡。

What's big birds?

什麼是大鳥？

Real name?

真名？

Big bird or a big bird?

大鳥還是大鳥？

What species is big bird?

大鳥是什麼物種？

Well I've been told that I'm a lark.

有人告訴我，我是個雲雀。

Um Oscar says that I'm I'm part homing pigeon but but I think I'm a biggest Canarias.

奧斯卡說我有一部分是歸巢鴿，但我認為我是一隻最大的卡納里亞人。

Look it up.

查一查吧。

What is Big Bird's favorite snack?

大鳥最喜歡的零食是什麼？

Well you know I love bird seed milkshakes.

嗯，你知道我喜歡鳥類種子奶昔。

Yeah.

是的。

Mr Hooper used to make them for me at hooper's store and now Alan makes me birdseed milkshakes, yummy.

胡伯先生曾經在胡伯的商店為我做過這些東西，現在艾倫為我做鳥籽奶昔，很好吃。

Did cookie monster change to veggie monster.

餅乾怪獸是不是改成了蔬菜怪獸。

Me hear this all the time.

我經常聽到這樣的話。

No me cookie monster.

沒有我這個餅乾怪物。

Once and for all Me cookie monster.

一勞永逸 我的餅乾怪物。

Me not brussels browse monster.

我不是布魯塞爾的瀏覽怪物。

Me not spinach monster me cookie monster.

我不是菠菜怪，我是餅乾怪。

Can we put an end to this vicious rumor?

我們能不能結束這個惡毒的謠言？

Next question.

下一個問題。

Sorry.

對不起。

We got a little carried away?

我們有點忘乎所以了？

Does cookie monster eat real cookies?

餅乾怪獸吃真的餅乾嗎？

Of course me, cookie monster.

當然是我，餅乾怪物。

You think me eat a fake cookie nomi it real cookies and I love chocolate chippies.

你以為我吃的是假餅乾嗎？""是真餅乾，我喜歡巧克力餅乾。

Did my favorite does cookie monster, It vengeance stumbles.

我最喜歡做的是餅乾怪獸，它的復仇之路磕磕絆絆。

We do but Mr cookie monster me not veggie maturity, that where misconception happened, me love all kinds of food, but we love cookies, but meat, vegetables be healthy monster.

我們是這樣做的，但餅乾怪獸先生我不是素食主義者，這就是發生誤解的地方，我喜歡各種食物，但我們喜歡餅乾，但肉類，蔬菜是健康的怪物。

Does cookie monster have a nose?

餅乾怪獸有鼻子嗎？

We know you know can see it, but we do have knows its way down deep in the for.

我們知道你知道可以看到它，但我們確實知道它的方式在深處為。

Mhm.

嗯。

See me use me little tiny nose to smell cookies.

看我用我的小鼻子去聞餅乾。

How does the count laugh?

伯爵是如何笑的？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Where is the lightning?

閃電在哪裡？

Where is the thunder?

雷聲在哪裡？

What is the count's favorite number?

伯爵最喜歡的數字是什麼？

Oh that is easy.

哦，這很容易。

It is seven no, 12 now.

現在是7不，是12。

26.

26.

No, it is so difficult.

不，它是如此困難。

I have so many favorite numbers.

我有這麼多喜歡的數字。

How many fingers does the count have?

這個數字有多少個手指？

Let's count them.

讓我們來數一數。

1, 5678 eight fingers.

1、5678八指。

All together is the count from Sesame street.

所有一起是芝麻街的計數。

A vampire.

一個吸血鬼。

Yes, but I am a vampire with an unquenchable thirst for numbers.

是的，但我是一個對數字有著無止境渴求的吸血鬼。

How old is the count from Sesame Street?

芝麻街的伯爵今年多大了？

I am 6,523,728 years old.

我已經6,523,728歲了。

The next october is sesame street real.

接下來的10月是芝麻街的真實。

Of course it's real.

當然是真的。

I'm there.

我在那裡。

I live there.

我住在那裡。

There's my mommy and my daddy.

這是我的媽媽和爸爸。

I know my friends.

我瞭解我的朋友。

A sesame street real.

一個芝麻街的真實。

Of course it's real.

當然是真的。

I think the answer is obvious.

我認為答案是顯而易見的。

Okay.

好的。

You wouldn't be watching us answer these questions if it wasn't real, Right Is Sesame Street in New York New York Baby Boy.

如果不是真的，你就不會看我們回答這些問題了，對嗎？"紐約芝麻街 "是紐約的寶貝男孩。

It was in the 6th borough, I believe.

我相信那是在第六區。

Well, Sesame Street is everywhere.

嗯，芝麻街無處不在。

It's also in our heart.

它也在我們的心裡。

Oh, as a matter of fact, there, Sesame street all over the world.

哦，事實上，在那裡，芝麻街遍佈世界各地。

I forgot.

我忘了。

Sesame street's the longest street in the whole wide world.

芝麻街是整個世界上最長的街道。

Go figure.

去想一想。

All right.

好的。

All right, let's get this over with Who is Oscar the Grouch named after?

好吧，讓我們把這個問題解決了。"奧斯卡 "是以誰命名的？

I'm named after my uncle Phillip.

我是以我叔叔菲利普的名字命名的。

Who is Oscar the Grouch is best friend.

誰是奧斯卡-格魯奇的最好朋友。

Well, I don't really have a best friend, but I am kind of close to this worm.

好吧，我沒有真正的最好的朋友，但我和這隻蟲子有點親密。

His name is Slimy.

他的名字叫Slimy。

Who is Oscar the Grouch?

誰是怪人奧斯卡？

His girlfriend.

他的女朋友。

You're talking about.

你在說什麼？

Grunge, eta.

Grunge, eta.

Yeah, I'd like to argue with her a lot if that's who you're talking about.

是的，如果你說的是她，我很想和她爭論一番。

All right.

好的。

So, we're done here, Huh?

那麼，我們就到此為止了，嗯？

What a couple more.

再來幾句。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

You gotta be kidding me.

你一定是在跟我開玩笑。

Does Elmo have ears say what does Elmo have ears?

Elmo有耳朵嗎說說Elmo有什麼耳朵？

No.

沒有。

Does Elmo have a last name?

艾爾莫有姓嗎？

L Mom wants death, naturally.

L媽想死，自然是想死。

Does Elmo have a tail boy.

艾爾莫有一個尾巴的男孩嗎。

I'm a hubs not.

我是一個樞紐不。

I never thought about that before.

我以前從未想過這個問題。

Does Elmo have parents?

Elmo有父母嗎？

Yeah, I'm with us.

是的，我和我們在一起。

Mommy and a daddy.

媽媽和爸爸。

Hi mommy.

嗨，媽咪。

Hi daddy.

嗨，爸爸。

Who does the person holding card.

持有卡片的人是誰。

Why we not see your face Is cookie monster still on sesame street.

為什麼我們沒有看到你的臉 餅乾怪獸還在芝麻街嗎。

We got the rent controlled apartment.

我們得到了租金控制的公寓。

I'm not going anywhere.

我哪裡也不去。

Is Cookie Monster going away Like vacation cookie monster's.

餅乾怪獸要走了嗎？ 像度假餅乾怪獸的。

There's an S.

有一個S。

Is Cookie Monster's real name Sid.

餅乾怪獸的真名叫希德嗎？

Actually it is the real name.

事實上，它是真實的名字。

Sid Monster.

希德怪物。

Be intrigued by this person is Cookie Monster.

對這個人感興趣的是餅乾怪獸。

Here we go again with the veggie monster.

我們又來了個蔬菜怪物。

What we have to say in this world to convince people that we cookie monster what?

我們要在這個世界上說什麼才能讓人們相信我們的餅乾怪物是什麼？

What we have lady, What we have to do?

我們有什麼女士，我們要做什麼？

What is cookie monster's?

什麼是餅乾怪獸的？

We just we just got it said, well I want you to know that.

我們只是我們只是得到了它說，嗯，我想讓你知道。

I really enjoyed working with you.

我真的很喜歡和你一起工作。

This has been really wonderful and I hope that someday people will get to see your face.

這真的很精彩，我希望有一天人們能看到你的臉。

You want to come to Sesame Street.

你想來芝麻街。

Come on, let's go, dum de dum, dum, dum.

來吧，我們走吧，達姆德達姆，達姆，達姆。

You've got google maps.

你已經有了谷歌地圖。