Thinking it's alive.

以為它是活的。

It's alive.

它是活的。

Howdy, howdy Froot loops.

你好，你好，弗洛特循環。

It's sh october and that means it's time for another scare.

現在是10月，這意味著又到了驚嚇的時候。

Fair challenge.

公平的挑戰。

No way you guys, I'm not doing it.

沒辦法，你們，我不幹。

Come on pear.

來吧梨子。

Be a sport.

做一個運動。

Yeah.

是的。

Be a willing participant.

做一個願意參與的人。

Sorry, but I'm sick and tired of getting scared repeatedly and having nothing to show for it.

對不起，但我已經厭倦了反覆受到驚嚇而又一無所獲的情況。

Oh, so you're saying you'd be interested if there was a prize.

哦，所以你是說如果有獎的話你會感興趣。

That's right.

這就對了。

Whoever makes pair scream the loudest gets an all expenses paid to Bermuda to, but here's the catch.

誰讓這對夫婦叫得最響，誰就能獲得前往百慕大的所有費用，但這裡有一個問題。

Everyone.

每個人都是如此。

If pair manages to stick around the whole time, if he sits through all five scares, then he wins the trip.

如果這對夫婦能一直堅持下去，如果他能坐著度過所有五次驚嚇，那麼他就贏得了這次旅行。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Really?

真的嗎？

All right.

好的。

Count me in.

把我算進去。

All right.

好的。

You know what to do?

你知道該怎麼做嗎？

Everyone get ready to.

大家準備好。

You guys are going down.

你們要完蛋了。

Okay.

好的。

I brought you something really, really scary.

我給你帶來了非常、非常可怕的東西。

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

I guess so.

我想是的。

Um, marshmallow.

嗯，棉花糖。

This isn't scary.

這並不可怕。

It isn't on the list.

它不在名單上。

Said that people are scared of dentists.

說人們害怕牙醫。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

Well for one thing, this isn't a dentist?

嗯，首先，這不是牙醫嗎？

No, this actually looks like a patient who needs to see a dentist.

不，這實際上看起來像一個需要看牙醫的病人。

I'll say I need an emergency root canal.

我會說我需要做緊急根管治療。

Well, we have all the instruments here I guess.

嗯，我們這裡有所有的樂器，我想。

Open up and we'll see what we can bats, marshy.

敞開心扉，我們來看看我們能拍到什麼，沼澤地。

You planned that?

你計劃的？

Yes, I didn't get you back after.

是的，我沒有讓你回來之後。

I'll say with 74 decibels.

我說用74分貝。

Marshy Source into the league.

馬思源進入聯盟。

No.

沒有。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Are you ready for this pair?

你準備好接受這一對了嗎？

It's scary.

這很嚇人。

Okay.

好的。

Like super scary.

像超級可怕的。

Guess we'll see.

我猜我們會看到。

Okay.

好的。

Get ready for a pop quiz.

準備好接受突擊測驗。

Oh dude, I'm not scared of pop quizzes.

哦，夥計，我並不害怕流行的測驗。

You're not No, I love pop quizzes.

你不是 不是的，我喜歡流行問答。

Oh, okay, well enjoy then.

哦，好吧，那就好好享受吧。

Do you like scary movies?

你喜歡恐怖電影嗎？

What kind of question is that?

這是一個什麼樣的問題？

I'm sure it'll pop out at Jack.

我相信它會在傑克那裡跳出來。

Thanks Greg.

謝謝你，格雷格。

You sure you don't want me to stab him?

你確定你不想讓我刺傷他？

No, not today.

不，不是今天。

See you at game night with 75 decibels.

在有75分貝的遊戲之夜見到你。

Little apple pip squeaks past marshy for the lead.

小蘋果 "吱吱喳喳 "地超過了沼澤，取得了領先。

Mm Well, hey there pair.

嗯，嘿，這一對。

Ever seen a wedgie board before?

以前見過楔形板嗎？

Just ask it a question and dark spirits tell you the answer.

只要問它一個問題，黑暗的靈魂就會告訴你答案。

Okay.

好的。

Um how will I die?

嗯，我怎麼會死呢？

Oh, it's moving.

哦，它正在移動。

Yeah, I see where this is going.

是的，我知道這是怎麼回事了。

I'm sorry grandpa Lemon, but this isn't scary.

對不起，萊蒙爺爺，但這並不可怕。

I know you're just moving it with your hands.

我知道你只是用你的手在移動它。

Ah but catch my secret pair.

啊，但要抓住我的祕密對。

I don't have any hand.

我沒有任何手。

Wait, I knew that already.

等等，我已經知道了。

Should have remembered it sooner pair because that was 84 decibels, which means grandpa Lemon is now in position to win that trip to Bermuda grandpa Lemon.

應該早點記住它對，因為那是84分貝，這意味著萊蒙爺爺現在有資格贏得百慕大萊蒙爺爺的旅行。

Hey, did you hear that?

嘿，你聽到了嗎？

Your move?

你的行動？

Good morrow pair tremble before me for I have created a voodoo doll.

早安，一對夫婦在我面前顫抖，因為我創造了一個巫毒娃娃。

Of who?

誰的？

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

Who?

誰？

It's you really?

真的是你？

Because it looks like you know it doesn't bro, I worked really hard on this.

因為它看起來像你知道它不是兄弟，我在這方面真的很努力。

All right, I'm sure you did, but it still looks like you.

好吧，我相信你是這樣做的，但它仍然看起來像你。

Okay.

好的。

Look, you try making a voodoo doll without hands.

看，你試試做一個沒有手的巫毒娃娃。

Okay, now prepared to feel Yeah, I think it's safe to say that doll looks like you dude.

好了，現在準備感受一下 是的，我想可以說，這個娃娃看起來像你這哥們。

Okay, so did you feel like a stabbing pain Maybe in your back area?

好吧，那麼你有沒有感覺到像刺痛 也許在你的背部區域？

No, but you did.

沒有，但你做到了。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

I didn't feel like Really?

我不覺得是真的？

So you're just gonna pretend like you're not experiencing crippling pain every time you you know you're doing this to yourself, right?

所以你只是要假裝你沒有經歷殘缺的痛苦，每次你都知道你在對自己這樣做，對嗎？

Okay, bogey, bogey, bogey, bogey for the last time.

好了，柏忌、柏忌、柏忌，最後一次柏忌。

Orange.

橙色。

This mask isn't scary.

這個面具並不可怕。

Yeah.

是的。

Well, how about the 100?

那麼，100人的情況如何？

Okay, bogey.

好吧，博格巴。

No, it's not scary.

不，這並不可怕。

None of them are scary.

他們都不可怕。

I honestly don't even know how you can try the exact same thing every year and expect me too bad.

老實說，我甚至不知道你怎麼能每年都嘗試一模一樣的東西，並期望我太糟糕。

Mhm.

嗯。

What do you think of my scare pair?

你覺得我這對嚇人的東西怎麼樣？

It was pretty fantastic.

這是很奇妙的。

Wouldn't you say?

你不覺得嗎？

Having experienced it from this end?

從這一端經歷了它？

That's not the word I'd use.

這不是我想用的詞。

I'm surprised you didn't like it more pair because I got 99 decibels but a beach.

我很驚訝你沒有喜歡它更多的對，因為我得到了99分貝，但是一個海灘。

You one.

你一個。

Okay, that was actually pretty good weight.

好吧，這其實是很好的重量。

Hi.

你好。

I can't believe it.

我無法相信這一點。

I actually won.

我真的贏了。

Well, this is incredible.

嗯，這真是不可思議。

I can't wait to back.

我迫不及待地想回來。