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  • That's yeah, it's alive.

    那是的,它是活的。

  • It's alive.

    它是活的。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Uh Come on hurry up.

    呃 來吧,快點。

  • Would you?

    你會嗎?

  • I'm working as fast as I can.

    我正在儘可能快地工作。

  • But but what I really gotta go man.

    但是,但我真的得走了,夥計。

  • I really gotta go.

    我真的得走了。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Well this ain't no regular old plumbing problem.

    這不是一個普通的水管問題。

  • We got on our non existent hands.

    我們上了我們不存在的手。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • I can't take it out of my way man.

    我不能把它從我的方式中取出來,夥計。

  • So how long till the toilets fixed?

    那麼,廁所要多久才能修好?

  • Depends on how soon you call another plumber cause I ain't fixing this one.

    這要看你多久會叫另一個水管工,因為我不會修這個。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • That's right thing gives me the creeps.

    這是正確的事情,讓我感到毛骨悚然。

  • The creeps.

    毛骨悚然。

  • How the heck does the toilet give you the creeps?

    廁所怎麼會讓你感到毛骨悚然?

  • Mhm.

    嗯。

  • Worth it.

    值得一試。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Everyone, I'm coming out just gotta, hey, okay.

    各位,我出來了,只是要,嘿,好。

  • Hey, we got no, no, no no no, no no juice box.

    嘿,我們沒有,沒有,沒有,沒有,沒有果汁盒。

  • Mhm wow.

    Mhm wow.

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Alright.

    好吧。

  • Everybody gather up for the group photo.

    大家集合起來拍集體照。

  • I don't know if now is the time.

    我不知道現在是否是時候。

  • Grapple lemon.

    抓鬥檸檬。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • The moods kind of wonky.

    情緒有點古怪。

  • What would juice box getting murdered and all?

    果汁盒被謀殺和所有的東西會是什麼?

  • Hey, that's just a rumor.

    嘿,這只是一個謠言。

  • All we saw the skull.

    我們只看到了頭骨。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Doesn't mean anybody got murdered necessarily man.

    這並不意味著一定有人被謀殺。

  • Somebody's got to fix that toilet.

    得有人來修理那個廁所。

  • I've been down on the cruise all day.

    我一整天都在巡航中倒下了。

  • I can't help it.

    我不能幫助它。

  • Hashtag not sponsored.

    標籤沒有贊助。

  • But let me tell it was off the chain.

    但讓我告訴你,這是不可能的。

  • Yeah, you might want to cool it on the flavored seltzer grapefruit.

    是的,你可能想在調味蘇打水葡萄柚上冷卻一下。

  • No plumber has gone near that toilet ever since it ate juice box.

    自從馬桶吃了果汁盒後,就沒有水管工再靠近過它了。

  • So it could be a while.

    所以這可能需要一段時間。

  • Hey, now we don't know that the toilet.

    嘿,現在我們不知道,廁所。

  • Eight.

    八個。

  • Anyone that's just a rumor bordering on conjecture.

    任何一個人,這只是一個接近猜測的謠言。

  • Sure.

    當然。

  • Cory and just literally burped up a skull.

    科裡和只是從字面上打了一個頭骨的嗝。

  • That's all nothing to see here.

    這都是沒什麼可看的。

  • People just a normal toilet burping up skulls.

    人們只是一個正常的廁所打嗝的頭骨。

  • But seriously though there's gotta be a plan for fixing it soon.

    但說真的,雖然很快就會有一個修復的計劃。

  • Right?

    對嗎?

  • Because there are no other toilets in the kitchen and I can't hold it for much longer or in your case much shorter.

    因為廚房裡沒有其他廁所,而且我無法堅持更長時間,或者在你的情況下更短。

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • Hey, little apple.

    嘿,小蘋果。

  • I know what you can do.

    我知道你能做什麼。

  • Just go in the woods bro.

    就去樹林裡吧,兄弟。

  • Oh, thank you.

    哦,謝謝你。

  • I'll do just that.

    我就這樣做。

  • Very helpful.

    非常有幫助。

  • I'll just go into the woods.

    我就到樹林裡去。

  • Oh wait, there are no one because we live in a kitchen.

    哦,等等,沒有人,因為我們生活在一個廚房裡。

  • Hey, now no need to be so pissy.

    嘿,現在沒必要這麼生氣了。

  • I don't need this.

    我不需要這個。

  • You guys don't need to be reminded of ping.

    你們不需要被提醒平局。

  • Nobody mentioned water or waterfalls or rain or the ocean right?

    沒有人提到水或瀑布或雨或海洋,對嗎?

  • Or babbling brooks correct or a dripping faucet.

    或潺潺小溪的正確性或滴水的水龍頭。

  • I know what you're doing.

    我知道你在做什麼。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Just stop it.

    不要再這樣了。

  • My tiny bladder can't take it.

    我的小膀胱無法承受。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • It's literally the size of grapefruits.

    這簡直就是葡萄柚的大小。

  • Brain.

    大腦。

  • What is this a thing that people really say?

    這是一個什麼東西,人們真的說?

  • My brain is small.

    我的大腦很小。

  • I might partially literate in like four different languages over Hello, fellow foods, high juice box have returned.

    我可能會部分識字,像四種不同的語言,超過你好,同胞的食物,高的果汁盒已經回來了。

  • Whoa.

    哇哦。

  • It's juice box.

    這是果汁盒。

  • You guys, he's back safe and sound, hold on.

    夥計們,他已經安然無恙地回來了,堅持住。

  • Don't you think there's something a little, you know strange about him.

    你不覺得他有點......你知道他有點奇怪嗎?

  • Oh hey, does anyone know where there might be some cheese?

    哦,嘿,有人知道哪裡可能有奶酪嗎?

  • I'd really like to meet some cheese.

    我真的想認識一些奶酪。

  • I have some right here.

    我這裡就有一些。

  • Mind if I cut it first.

    不介意我先剪吧。

  • I assume that was a joke.

    我想這是個玩笑。

  • But is there actually any cheese?

    但實際上是否有奶酪呢?

  • I would very much like some cheese.

    我非常想吃點奶酪。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Yeah, now that you mention it, there is something a little off.

    是的,既然你提到了,就有一點不對勁。

  • Hey, Speaking of little anybody seen little apples.

    嘿,說到小有人看到小蘋果。

  • Oh my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Oh no, no.

    哦,不,不。

  • Do our friends using the toilet is definitely a bad thing.

    我們的朋友使用廁所絕對是一件壞事。

  • We don't want that.

    我們不希望這樣。

  • I'm gonna go find some cheese.

    我要去找一些奶酪。

  • Okay guys, this situation is totally getting out of non existent hand, agreed we need to do something about this toilet situation.

    好了,夥計們,這種情況已經完全超出了不存在的範圍,同意我們需要對這個廁所情況做點什麼。

  • Now.

    現在。

  • Hello friends say anybody know where to cheese be at.

    朋友們好,有人知道奶酪在哪裡嗎?

  • This is getting ridiculous little apple.

    這是越來越荒謬的小蘋果。

  • What's going on?

    發生了什麼事?

  • You're acting weird?

    你的行為很奇怪?

  • Your eyes are glowing and you have a tail.

    你的眼睛在發光,你有一個尾巴。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • No, I don't, Yes you do.

    不,我沒有,你有。

  • You just stuffed inside you.

    你只是塞進了你的內心。

  • Some of it is still sticking out.

    有的還粘在外面。

  • You must be mistaken.

    你一定是搞錯了。

  • I am a regular organic apple.

    我是一個普通的有機蘋果。

  • Therefore I have no tail.

    是以我沒有尾巴。

  • I will accept your apology in the form of cheese.

    我將接受你以奶酪形式所作的道歉。

  • Hey.

    嘿。

  • Oh come on bro, not cool.

    哦,來吧,兄弟,不酷。

  • Whoa, is that?

    哇,那是什麼?

  • Is that a sewer right over here?

    這裡是一個下水道嗎?

  • I'm just rat.

    我只是老鼠。

  • Thank you very much.

    非常感謝你。

  • The sewer is unnecessary.

    下水道是不必要的。

  • I don't call you a stupid kitchen grapefruit just because you live in a stupid kitchen do I?

    我不會因為你住在一個愚蠢的廚房就叫你愚蠢的廚房柚子吧?

  • Now, would somebody please point me to the nearest cheese?

    現在,誰能給我指出最近的奶酪嗎?

  • Me and the guys needs our cheese.

    我和夥計們需要我們的奶酪。

  • You feel me, you and the guys, how many more of you sewer rats are there?

    你覺得我,你和夥計們,你們這些下水道的老鼠還有多少個?

  • I don't know how many stars are in the sky Pro and you better believe we're all coming up to the surface.

    我不知道天空中有多少顆星星,你最好相信我們都會浮出水面。

  • That's right every time.

    每次都是這樣的。

  • What do you use the toilet?

    你用的是什麼廁所?

  • We're gonna snag you we're gonna take your skin and we're gonna wear it up into the surface to get that delicious cheese and okay listen up everybody someone needs to go down there and safe little apple right now.

    我們要抓住你,我們要把你的皮膚穿到表面去,以獲得美味的奶酪,好了,大家聽好了,有人需要下去,現在就去安全的小蘋果。

  • Yeah I have so many more jokes I want to make but it's a little hard to make them when he's not around.

    是的,我還有很多笑話想講,但他不在身邊的時候,要講這些笑話有點難。

  • I volunteer as tribute over the past nine hours I have done more than 53 limit.

    在過去的9個小時裡,我自願作為貢品,做了超過53次的限制。

  • Delacroix's.

    德拉克洛瓦的。

  • Whoa yes I will go into the sewer I will find the level and I will do a third thing and oh you guys thought he put me on the yeah that speed great group.

    哇,是的,我將進入下水道,我將找到水準,我將做第三件事,哦,你們以為他把我放在是的速度偉大的組。

  • Tiny brain confusingly voice.

    小小的大腦混亂地發出聲音。

  • Narcissist you hey.

    自戀者你嘿。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Mhm Okay.

    嗯,好的。

  • There we go.

    我們走吧。

  • It looks like we've got another live one boys.

    看來我們又有一個活生生的人了,孩子們。

  • You know the drill take his skin.

    你知道該怎麼做的,把他的皮膚拿走。

  • Yeah not so fast you see I am partially fluent in red also as well.

    是的,沒有那麼快,你看我也能部分流利地使用紅色。

  • Excuse me.

    請原諒我。

  • Yeah here let me just try to dust it off for a quick let me thank you.

    是的,在這裡,讓我試著把它撣掉,快速讓我謝謝你。

  • How do I say hello?

    我如何打招呼?

  • I come in peace.

    我是和平地來的。

  • Okay squeaky squeak squeak squeaky squeak squeaky squeak squeaky squeak squeaky he has a bomb.

    好吧吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱他有炸彈。

  • Huh?

    嗯?

  • I guess that works.

    我想這是可行的。

  • Model apple grapefruit.

    模型蘋果葡萄柚。

  • Don't look at me I'm making no worries bro.

    別看我,我不擔心,兄弟。

  • I got you covered literally wow grapefruit.

    我把你覆蓋在字面上哇,葡萄柚。

  • I can't believe you scared those super rats away so easily.

    我不相信你這麼容易就把那些超級老鼠嚇跑了。

  • That's because I didn't scare him off when you just witnessed a little apple is the power of a polite, respectful greeting.

    那是因為我沒有把他嚇跑,當你剛剛見證了一個小蘋果就是一個禮貌的、尊重的問候的力量。

  • And once they to talk now, what do you say?

    而一旦他們現在說話,你會怎麼說?

  • We get back to the surface?

    我們回到地面?

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Remember tall people in the back and little apple in the front?

    還記得高個子在後面,小蘋果在前面嗎?

  • Hard, hard I get it.

    困難,困難我明白。

  • He said everyone if so, I'm ready to take the picture.

    他說,大家如果這樣,我就準備好拍照了。

  • Everyone stop everything.

    每個人都停止一切。

  • I have an important announcement.

    我有一個重要的通知。

  • I have a boyfriend.

    我有一個男朋友。

  • Hello, friends.

    你好,朋友們。

  • How do you seriously?

    你如何認真對待?

  • We know you're a rat bro.

    我們知道你是一個老鼠兄弟。

  • Alrighty then I'll be on my way Limburger stay here.

    好吧,那我就先走了,林堡人留在這裡。

  • Yeah, definitely.

    是的,當然。

  • Just want to check real quick.

    只是想快速檢查一下。

  • Nobody else here use the old toilet, correct, nope happy.

    這裡沒有其他人使用老式馬桶,對不對,不高興。

  • Uh Fantastic.

    Uh Fantastic.

  • That means no one here is possessed by a sewer rat.

    這意味著這裡沒有人是被下水道老鼠附身的。

  • Gramp 11 at long last.

    格蘭普11號終於來了。

  • What do you say?

    你怎麼說?

  • We take the picture?

    我們拍照片?

  • All right, everyone say cheese.

    好了,大家說茄子。

  • Uh Mhm.

    Uh Mhm.

That's yeah, it's alive.

那是的,它是活的。

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