Wanna play football?

想要玩橄欖球嗎？

Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play football.

莫尼卡和我不能玩橄欖球。

Says who, your mom?

誰說的？你媽？

- Yeah. - Yes.

- 沒錯。- 對。

Well, ev... every Thanksgiving, um... we used to have a touch football game called The... The Geller Bowl.

好吧，每年感恩節，我們會玩橄欖球比賽，叫作 Galler 盃。

No, no, no. You say that proudly.

不，不對，妳應該要很自豪地說。

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and, um, it got kind of competitive.

總之，羅斯和我一直是隊長。競爭很激烈。

And one year⏤Geller Bowl Six⏤I accidentally broke Ross' nose.

有一年，也就是第六屆的 Geller 盃，我不小心打斷羅斯的鼻子。

It was so not an accident.

那根本不是意外。

She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big, fat, grandma-arm elbow in my face.

她看到我要擒抱她，所以她就用她老奶奶般粗壯的手臂肘擊我的臉。

- Just kept running. - Yeah.

- 然後拼命跑。- 對。

Just scored the winning touchdown, by the way.

對了，我達陣得分贏了。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, huh.

喔，不對，不對。

Uh, you did not win the game.

妳沒有贏那場比賽。

The touchdown didn't count because of the spectacularly illegal⏤oh, and by the way, savage⏤nose-breaking.

達陣並不算數，因為妳公開的犯規，喔還有，非常野蠻地打斷我的鼻子。

I won the game.

我贏了比賽。

Oh, yeah? Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup?

真的嗎？那妳怎麼沒有拿到 Geller 獎盃？

There was a Geller Cup?

還有 Geller 獎盃？

Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game, but our dad said nobody won that game.

對。如果你贏的話可以拿到獎盃，但我爸說那場比賽沒有人贏。

And he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy...

而且他受夠我們一直吵架，所以他把獎盃⋯

... threw it in the lake.

⋯ 丟進湖裡面。

And was the curse lifted?

所以詛咒破解了嗎？

Anyway...

總之⋯

That's when mom said we were not allowed to play football again.

我媽就是那時候說我們不能夠再玩橄欖球的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I think we should play a game.

我覺得我們應該玩一場。

I mean, come on, it's been 12 years.

我是說，拜託，都 12 年了。

Can I see you for a second?

我可以單獨跟妳談一下嗎？

Wuss!

膽小鬼！

Alright, we're gonna play.

好吧，我們要玩。

Well, wait a minute, though, how we gonna get there because my mom won't let me cross the street!

等等，我們要怎麼去球場？因為我媽不讓我過馬路！