Who's there?

誰在那裡？

[dishes clanging]

[餐具叮噹聲]

OK, Mr. Krabs, the dishes are done, I'm leaving.

好了，蟹老闆，菜洗好了，我要走了。

Hold on!

堅持住！

Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?

你不想聽我的年度恐怖故事嗎？

No, thank you, Mr. Krabs.

不，謝謝你，蟹老闆。

Is it a true story?

這是一個真實的故事嗎？

True as the deep blue.

像深藍一樣真實。

OK, maybe just a little.

好吧，也許只是一點點。

[chuckling]

[笑著說]

Every year on Halloween night,

每年的萬聖節之夜。

The Flying Dutchman swoops down

飛翔的荷蘭人俯衝而下

and starts stealin' people's souls.

並開始竊取人們的靈魂。

I've come for your pickle.

我是為你的泡菜而來。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hah! Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year!

Hah!嚇人的褲子每年都變得更容易被嚇到!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Squidward.

章魚哥。

I don't get it, Gary.

我不明白，加里。

Every Halloween no matter how hard I try,

每個萬聖節，無論我如何努力。

everybody scares me.

每個人都讓我感到害怕。

[Gary meowing] Well, I'm sick of it.

[加里喵喵叫]好吧，我受夠了。

No more Scaredy Pants.

不再有驚恐的褲子。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

Gary, it's Patrick.

加里，我是帕特里克。

I'm gonna scare him.

我要去嚇唬他。

Rawr!

哼!

Hiya, SpongeBob!

嗨，海綿寶寶！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Why can't I be frightening for once?

為什麼我就不能嚇唬人一次？

Where's my chance?

我的機會在哪裡？

If you're gonna be scary,

如果你要嚇人

you're gonna need a good costume.

你會需要一個好的服裝。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Great, you're going as my trick or treat bag.

很好，你將作為我的糖果或治療袋。

No, no!

不，不!

I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman.

我是 "飛翔的荷蘭人 "的幽靈。

Eh, something's missing.

誒，少了點什麼。

Step into these babies, Hans.

踏上這些寶貝，漢斯。

Terrifying.

可怕的。

I don't know, Patrick.

我不知道，帕特里克。

[kids giggling]

[孩子們咯咯笑]

Come on, SpongeBob. It's little kids.

來吧，海綿寶寶。那是小孩子。

Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋!

Rawr-rawr!

呱呱--呱呱！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Look, it's the haunted mattress.

看，這是個鬧鬼的床墊。

OK, OK, here's your candy.

好了，好了，這是你的糖果。

No, please. That was enough of a treat, thank you.

不，請。這已經足夠了，謝謝你。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I don't get it, Patrick.

我不明白，帕特里克。

SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost.

海綿寶寶，看看我的新紙鬼。

Ooh! Scary!

哦，嚇人

That is it, Patrick!

就是這樣，帕特里克!

- What's it? - I've got a square head...

- 什麼事？- 我有一個方形的頭...

and a real ghost has a round one.

而真正的鬼魂有一個圓形的。

All we have to do is make my head round

我們所要做的就是讓我的頭轉過來

and boom, I'm scary!

嘣，我很嚇人!

Okay, are you ready?

好了，你準備好了嗎？

Remember, like this.

記住，像這樣。

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

You sure you wanna do this?

你確定你要這樣做嗎？

Shave me down, make me round!

把我剃光，讓我變圓!

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Perfect.

完美。

Now that's scary!

這下子可嚇壞了!

Are you ready, SpongeBob?

你準備好了嗎，海綿寶寶？

OK Patrick, kill the lights.

好了，帕特里克，把燈關掉。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

娃-哈-哈-哈-哈!

I am the Flying Dutchman!

我是 "飛翔的荷蘭人"!

Booga-booga-booga!

Booga-booga-booga!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Hey, that's no Dutchman.

嘿，那不是荷蘭人。

That's SpongeBob!

那是海綿寶寶！

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

[laughing] Flying Dutchman!

[笑]飛翔的荷蘭人！

Enough!

夠了!

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

[laughing manically]

[狂笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

It's the real Flying Dutchman!

這是真正的 "飛翔的荷蘭人"!

Every year, people dress like me.

每年，人們都會穿得像我一樣。

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

Out of all the Dutchman costumes I've seen,

在我見過的所有荷蘭人的服裝中。

yours is the most insulting.

你的是最有侮辱性的。

Do you mean I'm not scary?

你是說我不可怕嗎？

You... scary?

你......嚇人？

[laughing maniacally]

[狂笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

First, I've gotta get rid of this stupid costume!

首先，我得把這套愚蠢的服裝扔掉!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hey, what do you know?

嘿，你知道什麼？

I scared him!

我嚇到他了！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

It worked, Patrick, I scared everybody!

成功了，帕特里克，我把所有人都嚇壞了!

Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat!

是的，我想這是你的粉紅色帽子!

Pink hat?

粉紅色的帽子？

Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain!

哦，那不是帽子，那是我的大腦!

Oh...

哦...

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]