So, I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.

我今晚要去 Amanda 那過夜。

- Rachel's not here. - Oh.

- Rachel 不在。- 好吧。

How's it going with her?

你跟她還好嗎？

Yeah, great, actually.

蠻好的啊。

I'm thinking tonight may be the night.

我想今晚就是時候了。

Yeah, I mean, uh, the kids are gonna play together, and then when they're asleep...

我是說當小孩們一起玩，然後他們會去睡覺⋯

I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, do a little "playing" ourselves.

我認為 Amanda 和我會開一瓶酒，「玩」我們自己的。

Hi, guys! This is Josh.

大家哈囉！這是 Josh。

Josh, these are my friends.

Josh，這些是我朋友。

That's Ross.

那位是 Ross。

- Hey, Josh. - Hi.

- 嘿，Josh。- 嗨。

Dudes.

老兄。

- So, did you played in college? - Oh, I still do.

- 所以你在大學裡踢足球？- 對啊，我還在。

Next year, I hope to make Varsity though.

明年吧，希望我能進校隊。

Ross, didn't you play, uh, soccer in high school?

羅斯，你不是也有在高中時踢足球嗎？

Oh, no, wait, that's right, you just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.

哦不對，你只是在你的康懋达 64 電腦裡安排他們的賽程。

Well, it's getting late; I gotta get to the game, so I'm gonna head.

快遲到了，我要趕快去比賽，我要閃人了。

Okay.

好吧。

I'll miss you.

我會想你的。

Dope!

酷斃了！

Wow! Cute one.

哇！他真可愛。

- Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great?

- 很可愛。- 我知道，他很棒吧？

So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

終於來一段有趣戀情的感覺真好，妳懂嗎？

There's nothing boring about him and, uh, (I) bet he's never set foot in a museum.

他一點都不無聊，而且我敢說他從沒去過博物館。

Well, maybe he'll get to go soon.

或許他很快就會去了。

You know, like on a class trip or something.

就像校外教學之類的。

You know what else is really great about him?

你知道他還有什麼很棒的點嗎？

Ugh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

那個用來形容成年人不會在房間裡擺恐龍玩具的詞叫什麼？

Oh...

哦⋯

What was that?

那是什麼？

Monica knows.

Monica 知道。

It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents.

這是 Ross 想要耍我們父母編的蠢事。

It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.

這是一種比中指卻沒有真正比出來的方法。

I remember I cried the night you made that up.

我記得你做的那天晚上我哭了。

It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.

那是我第一次發現我比自己的哥哥還要酷。

Well, I'm gonna go get ready...

好吧，我要準備好去⋯

... for my date tonight.

⋯ 迎接我今晚的約會。

So, uh, I'll just head.

所以，我要閃了。

Yeah, I should go, too.

我也應該走了。

'Cause I'm playing in one hour.

我一小時後就要演出了。

Hey...

嘿⋯

You guys should come hear me.

你們應該來看我演出。

Oh, hear me. Oh!

你們聽看看，哦！

My sticky shoes... Ew, ew. Oh!

我那雙爛泥巴的鞋⋯ 噁⋯ 不！

I lost my sexy phlegm!

我失去我性感的嗓子了！