Barnacles.

藤壺。

The beach? Just you and me?

海灘？只有你和我？

[ripping

[撕裂

[ripping]

[翻錄]

So am I ready for the beach, SpongeBob?

那麼我準備好去海灘了嗎，海綿寶寶？

Uh. Sure. Little sunscreen and I'm sure you'll be fine.

呃，當然，塗點防晒霜，我相信你會沒事的。

What is going on here?

這裡發生了什麼事？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

What's wrong now?

現在怎麼了？

Same as always. Look! Empty again.

和以往一樣。看啊!又是空的。

What are you talking about, Puff?

你在說什麼呢，帕夫？

[Mrs. Puff] You can't fool me!

[泡芙夫人]你騙不了我的!

You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili.

你是海綿寶寶和那個喜歡吃辣椒的人。

[ripping]

[翻錄]

Let's face it, Puff, you've gone off the deep end.

讓我們面對現實吧，帕夫，你已經走到了深淵。

Oh. I can't quite reach it.

哦。我不能完全達到它。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hold still, buddy!

別動，夥計！

[ripping]

[翻錄]

Ah ha! I think I found a bag of money!

啊哈，我想我找到了一袋錢。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

What the heck?

這到底是怎麼回事？

That's not yours.

那不是你的。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Come back here!

回到這裡來！

A clam flew away with my skin.

一隻蛤蜊帶著我的皮膚飛走了。

I wouldn't be a good producer if I didn't carry a spare.

如果我不攜帶一個備用的，我就不是一個好的生產者。

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

Thanks, sis.

謝謝你，姐姐。

SpongeBob! [grunting]

海綿寶寶！[咕嚕聲]

Newsflash, SpongeBob, I got fired too!

新消息，海綿寶寶，我也被解僱了！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

This is exactly why we need to go on strike.

這正是我們需要進行罷工的原因。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

He can't treat us like this anymore!

他不能再這樣對待我們了!

I said, "I will not--" [grumbling]

我說，"我不會--"[抱怨聲]

May I borrow a cup of Squid Squeezy?

我可以借一杯Squid Squeezy嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[laughing] Thank you!

[笑] 謝謝你！

I'm not... wearing a disguise.

我沒有......穿上偽裝。

Hmm. If he's Squidward, then you must be... Sandy?!

嗯。如果他是章魚哥，那麼你一定是...珊迪？

Whoops. Wrong outfit.

嗚呼。穿錯了衣服。

[shrieking] You're me.

[尖叫] 你是我。

Then I must be... Patrick.

那麼我一定是...帕特里克。

Nah, I'm just kidding.

不，我只是在開玩笑。

I really am Patrick.

我真的是帕特里克。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Good one, Patrick.

說得好，帕特里克。

Screaming will get you no--

尖叫會讓你沒有...

[squeaking]

[吱吱聲]

[ripping]

[翻錄]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[humming] Gotcha.

[哼唱]抓住了。

Now just one quick flick of the wrist and...

現在只需快速彈一下手腕，就能...

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Alright! Alright! I give up!

好了！好了好了！我放棄了！

I-I can't play with ya anymore! I just can't take the games!

我不能再和你玩了！我只是不能接受這些遊戲！

They're tearing me apart!

他們把我撕成了碎片!

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hey! Watch where you're swinging that--

嘿，注意你揮舞的地方 --

SpongeBob! Be careful with--

海綿寶寶！小心...

Ow!

嗷!

Okay, I've had enough.

好了，我已經受夠了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

All better.

都好了。

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Order up! [dinging]

秩序井然![叮叮噹噹]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Feels like something's biting me.

感覺像有東西在咬我。

[screeching]

[刺耳的聲音]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Good people have no use for weapons such as... tho-o-se!

善良的人們對諸如......這樣的武器沒有用處！"。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

The only thing I'm good at is being evil.

我唯一擅長的是作惡。

So long, suckers.

再見了，傻瓜們。

What's that smell, SpongeBob?

那是什麼味道，海綿寶寶？

That Patrick is the smell of defeat.

帕特里克是失敗的味道。

Good. I thought it was my skin.

很好。我以為是我的皮膚問題。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[narrator] Ah, the lobster,

[敘述者]啊，龍蝦。

the cockroach of the sea, skittering

大海的蟑螂, 溜之大吉

across the ocean floor.

在洋底上。

The lobster sheds its skin once a week.

龍蝦每星期脫一次皮。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

And then, eats it.

然後，吃了它。

Now that's what I call recycling. Huh, Frenchie?

現在這就是我所說的回收。嗯，法國人？

Nothing will stop me, not even... giant clams?!

沒有什麼能阻止我，甚至連......巨大的蛤蜊也不行！？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

I'm not letting go even for... [gasping]

我不會放手的，即使是為了...[喘息聲]

cheese graters?!

奶酪研磨器？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Okay, fine, stay.

好吧，好吧，留下來。

But I hope you like making Krabby Patties.

但我希望你喜歡做蟹皇堡。

Hang on, I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.

堅持住，我正在努力掌握這個東西。

Now, don't move it 'till I say-- Ow!

現在，不要動它，直到我說-- 噢！

Okay, it's on my foot! Now, don't-- Ow!

好了，它在我的腳上！現在，不要... ... 嗷！

Okay!

好的!

O-Ow!

O-Ow!

SpongeBob! I told you not to move 'til I said-- Ow!

海綿寶寶！我告訴過你不要動，直到我說... 噢！

Why do you keep moving it?!

你為什麼一直在移動它？

'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"

因為你一直在說，"嗷！"