I'm looking for Eddie Menuek.

我來找 Eddie Menuek。

Oh! Uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler.

哦！他現在不在家，我是 Chandler。

Can I take a message or... or a fish tank?

要幫妳留個訊息... 還是拿魚缸嗎？

- Thanks. - Oh, oh, uh.

- 謝啦。- 哦，好。

Come on in.

進來吧。

I'm Tilly.

我是 Tilly。

Oh!

哦！

I gather by that "oh" that he told you about me.

我從你的「哦」知道他跟你說過我了。

Oh, yeah, your, uh... name came up in a, uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.

對，妳的... 呃... 妳的名字在一場震撼我心靈的對話中出現過。

He's kind of intense, huh?

他有點激動，對吧？

Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...

對！我想問妳，Eddie 是不是有點...

- A little what? - ... bit country?

- 有點怎樣？-... 有點鄉村味？

Come on in here you, roomie!

進來吧，我的好室友！

Hello, Tilly.

哈囉，Tilly。

Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.

Eddie，我只是過來把魚缸還給你。

That was very thoughtful of you.

妳還真體貼。

It's very thoughtful.

真貼心。

Well, okay, then, I'm gonna go. Bye.

好，那麼我要走了。掰。

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

- 掰掰。- 掰。

So, we getting a fish?

所以我們要養魚嗎？

You had sex with her, didn't you?

你跟她發生關係了，對吧？

- Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. - Eh, eh...

- Eddie，我並沒有跟你前女友發生關係。- 不，你有。

That's very interesting, you know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.

真有趣，因為你知道嗎？這完全就是跟她發生關係的人會說的。

This is nuts. This is crazy. She came over for, like, two minutes, dropped off the fish tank, and left. End of story.

真是瘋了，太瘋狂了。她只來兩分鐘，放下魚缸然後就走了，結束。

Where's Buddy?

Buddy 在哪？

- Buddy? - My fish, Buddy.

- Buddy？-我的魚，Buddy。

There was no fish when she dropped it off.

當她放下時就沒有魚了。

Oh! This is... this is unbelievable!

不！這... 這真是太難以置信了！

I mean, first... first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend, then you insult my intelligence by lying about it, and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?

首先，你睡了我前女友，然後你說謊來侮辱我智商，還殺了我的魚？我的 Buddy？

Hey, I didn't kill your fish! Look, Eddie...

欸，我沒有殺你的魚！Eddie，聽我說...

Would you look at what I'm doing here?

你有看到我在做什麼嗎？

Now, that can't be smart.

這是一個不智之舉。

So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya, and put him here in Mr. Pocket.

所以我現在要把這傢伙放下來，然後收進口袋先生裡頭。

Tangelo?

要橘子嗎？