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  • Alright guys I gotta tell you one thing I swear to God like

    好的各位,我要來告訴你們一件事

  • when you have a baby the biggest thing that happens is

    當你懷孕的時候最誇張的事情就是

  • all the sudden you get these boobs out of nowhere

    你的胸部會突然變得超大

  • Right? It is like boobs got nowhere right?

    對吧?胸部會變得超大

  • Like this guy's looking at me like

    這位男士看著我好像在說

  • "That was about a long time ago"

    "那是很久以前的事了"

  • And I gonna be honest, I kinda like having boobs for the first time in my life.

    我必須要誠實,我實在蠻喜歡第一次有胸部的感覺

  • You know? Cause umm...what I have right now is teats.

    你知道嗎? 因為我現在只有奶頭

  • And umm.. isn't that nuts?

    而且...這不是很瘋狂嗎?

  • And I thought about that should I get implants ?

    所以我就想說我要不要去隆乳

  • You know? Joining the Hollywood crowd, that will be really cool.

    你知道嗎?就像好萊塢明星那樣,會超酷的

  • Then I thought that how do you know what size to get?

    接著我又想,我怎麼知道我要變成幾罩杯?

  • You know? It's not like you go to the mall and you're trying a dress, you know?

    這又不是像去逛街試穿洋裝(可以先試試看)

  • And I think we should be able to do that.

    我覺得我們必須要先知道"我要變幾罩杯"

  • How do you know if you want a C or D?

    不然你怎麼知道你要C罩杯還是D罩杯?

  • You know? Don't you think so, ladies?

    妳們不這樣覺得嗎?女生們?

  • So I thought the best way to do this is make "Homemade Implants" before you commit

    所以我覺得最好的方法是在隆乳前先"自製假奶"

  • and go try it out one night to test it.

    然後試著這樣出門一個晚上看看

  • So I went to dancing and test it out. Tell me what you think now

    所以我這樣去跳舞了,看看你們覺得怎樣

  • Oh yeah

    噢耶

  • Woooo

  • Oh yeah...oh yeah

    噢耶...噢耶

  • Hey baby

    嗨寶貝

  • I gotta be honest I like the D for one night man

    我必須要老實,我喜歡擁有D罩杯一個晚上

  • I was D

    我是D罩杯!

  • Wow you know?

    哇你知道嗎?

  • And I wanna make sure that I got a lot actions so I will say as like

    我想要確保有很多人注意我所以我會說

  • Man it is chilly in here

    天阿!這裡好冷唷

  • It's so nippy

    超冷的

  • It is nippy

    好冷

  • Oh man...oh man

    噢天...噢天

  • I'm not gonna lie, I feel like a new woman, man, oh my god

    我不騙你,我覺得自己是個全新的女人我的天

  • I'm just like the cool girls you know? Leaning up against the wall...you know how they do that

    我就像那些酷妹一樣你知道嗎?靠在牆上...然後你知道她們都怎樣的

  • and then just stand there and just starting checking them...

    就站在這邊然後打量著別人...

  • Wooo

  • I am not gonna lie, man, when I saw hotties I was like "Hey baby! What's up!"

    我不騙你,如果我看到帥哥我就會說 "嘿寶貝! 你好阿!"

  • What's up ! You know

    嗨!! 你知道的

  • Then I turn around and like "Oh my god ! A geek! Oh my god hey!"

    結果我轉身 "噢天阿! 一個宅男! 我的天..嗨!"

  • Right there got you! Right there!

    嘿!就是你!那邊那位!

  • I am not gonna lie...it was crazy! Every thing was going really good until this guy comes walking up to me, he's all buffed

    我真的不騙你...這超瘋狂! 一切都進行得很順利,直到一位帥哥走過來

  • and I want all of those bodies that you know you wouldn't believe it's all cut up, and I got nervous and flustered

    他肌肉發達的身材真是好到不行! 我整個超緊張又惶恐

  • and I screw it up cause I was like "Oh my god! Hi!"

    所以我搞砸了 因為我這樣 "噢天阿!嗨!"

  • He looks at me and goes "Hey baby! I'm Dan. How are you?"

    他看著我然後說 "嗨寶貝! 我是丹 妳好嗎?"

  • Thank you very much you guys! Thank you!

    非常謝謝你們! 謝謝!

Alright guys I gotta tell you one thing I swear to God like

好的各位,我要來告訴你們一件事

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