Name: 【宅男行不行】各種謝爾頓經典搞笑合集 (The Big Bang Theory | Best of Sheldon | HBO Max)
Uploaded: 2024-01-17T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 10 min 45 s

Now this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.

現在這是一個長期的奮戰，所以讓我們再做一次膀胱檢查。

♪ That all started with the Big Bang ♪

♪ 這一切都始於《宅男行不行》 ♪

我們來玩石頭、剪刀、布怎麼樣？

No, anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of rock, paper, scissors,

不，傳聞證據表明，在石頭、剪刀、布的遊戲中，

players familiar with each other will tie 75% to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes.

由於結果數量有限，彼此熟悉的玩家在 75% 到 80% 的情況下會打平。

I suggest rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

我建議玩石頭、布、剪刀、蜥蜴、史巴克。

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,

剪刀剪布，布包石頭，石頭壓蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒史巴克，

Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock,

史巴克砸碎剪刀，剪刀砍下蜥蜴的頭，蜥蜴吃布，布反駁史波克，

Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

史巴克蒸發石頭，一如既往，石頭壓碎剪刀。

石頭、布、剪刀、蜥蜴、史巴克。

I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.

我需要進入起司蛋糕工廠的步入式冰箱。

Yeah, honey, I already told you, the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.

親愛的，我已經告訴過你了，漢堡肉是新鮮的，並且儲存在安全溫度下。

Leonard, my comforter fell down and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.

李奧納德，我的棉被掉下來了，彎腰的時候我的鼻竇痛。

My Incredible Hulk hands signed by Stan Lee.

我的綠巨人浩克手有史丹李簽名。

Does that mean we can go with the girls again?

這是否代表我們可以再次和女孩們一起去？

Hulk agrees to second date with puny humans.

浩克同意與弱小的人類進行第二次約會。

Couldn't visualize it. Needed bigger carbon atoms.

我不能把它們具象化，我要找更大的碳原子。

The back door has a five pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm, child's play.

後門裝了個五針腳煞車系統和單迴路警報器。小孩的玩意。

You can start sorting protons and neutrons while I build carbon atoms.

我在建立碳原子模型的時候你剛好可以把質子和中子分類整理出來。

If you don't come out of there, I'm gonna have to drag you out.

要是你不出來，我就去把你抓出來。

試試看啊，你永遠別想抓到我。

Penny, Leonard. Would you be able to answer some questions I'm having about the events of last night?

潘妮、倫納德. 你能回答我關於昨晚事件的一些問題嗎？

已經上傳了。只要按播放就行了。

All right, people, let's get down to the math.

好吧，各位，讓我們開始計算數學。

It is only three-dimensional thinking that limits our imagination.

僅用三維的思考方式會限制我們的想像力。

but if we had access to higher dimensions,

we could move our pants around our bodies through the fourth dimension and our days of dropping trousers would be over.

就能通過第四維度讓褲子繞著身體轉圈，以後就再也沒脫褲子這麼說了。

Now for the astronomers in the audience, get ready to see the dark side of the moon.

現在，在座的各位天文學家們，準備好看看月亮背面吧。

This mind is capable of advanced multitasking.

我的大腦能夠處理複雜的多重任務

Yeah, currently, I'm attempting to solve the Penrose conjecture.

最近我一直致力於證實彭羅斯猜想。

I'm composing my Nobel acceptance speech for when I've solved the Penrose conjecture,

我還在構思我證實彭羅斯猜想後獲頒諾貝爾獎時的得獎感言，

and I'm wondering how mermaids have babies.

她們不是把蛋產在石頭上的嗎？

現在我的大腦有空位想新事情了。

Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warm so I'm gonna turn it down.

我知道冬天恆溫器要設定在華氏72度（約攝氏22），但我有點熱，所以我調低點。

Good Lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter!

天哪 你太讓我失望了，李奧納德·霍夫斯塔特！

《乖乖貓》是生病的時候唱的。

我受傷了還服藥了就等於生病。

♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur ♪

♪乖乖貓，暖暖貓，小小毛絨球♪

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