Try your non existent hand in today's mysterious challenge.

在今天的神祕挑戰中試試你不存在的手。

Oh, kiss you sure, because the winner gets to open the mystery box.

哦，吻你肯定，因為獲勝者可以打開神祕的盒子。

I'm listening, wow!

我在聽，哇！我在聽。

What's in the blocks?

塊中有什麼？

It's a mystery bro.

這是個謎，兄弟。

Is there money inside?

裡面有錢嗎？

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

It's a mystery.

這是個謎。

Is there a puppy inside again?

裡面又有一隻小狗嗎？

It is a mystery.

這是個謎。

Oh, is there a new car inside bro?

哦，兄弟，裡面有一輛新車嗎？

Do you understand the concept of a mystery box?

你瞭解神祕盒的概念嗎？

Also you understand the size of a car?

你也瞭解汽車的尺寸嗎？

Orange, tell us how to play now.

橙子，告訴我們現在怎麼玩。

Now the rules are self mysterious.

現在的規則是自帶神祕色彩的。

They were never revealed to me.

他們從未向我透露過。

Wait, wait, wait, so let me see if I got this straight.

等等，等等，讓我看看我是否弄清楚了這一點。

There are no rules to this challenge.

這項挑戰沒有任何規則。

Does that mean we can make them up?

這是否意味著我們可以編造它們？

Round one is a soda drinking contest?

第一輪是喝汽水比賽？

I think I'm winning bro.

我想我要贏了，兄弟。

This contest is delicious.

這個比賽很美味。

I'd say we're both winning a agreed.

我想說我們都贏得了同意。

You both win, you each get one trillion points.

你們都贏了，你們各自得到一萬億分。

Whoa, a trillion.

哇，一萬億。

Is that a lot?

那是很多嗎？

Depends on the context.

這要看情況而定。

Dollars.

美元。

Yes, did.

是的，確實如此。

It's a pie.

這是個餡餅。

No man.

沒有人。

The mysterious challenges.

神祕的挑戰。

The best we get to do whatever contests we want.

最好的是我們可以做任何我們想做的競賽。

O round two is a limb growing contest.

O第二輪是肢體生長比賽。

Great idea.

好主意。

Oh, this is the best.

哦，這是最棒的。

Look at me dance, you guys look at my hands, look at my feet.

看我跳舞，你們看我的手，看我的腳。

Yeah, look at my tentacles.

是的，看看我的觸角。

Hey, I got tentacles over here.

嘿，我這裡有觸角。

Oh sorry grapefruit.

哦，對不起，葡萄柚。

You lost the round to limb growing contest.

你輸掉了這一輪的肢體生長比賽。

Come on, this is rigged little apple, You'll win six trillion points.

來吧，這是被操縱的小蘋果，你會贏得六萬億分。

Nice grapefruit, You win five trillion point T objects.

漂亮的柚子，你贏得了五萬億點T物。

What this?

這是什麼？

Oh remember the judge gets to make up things to whatever.

哦，請記住，法官可以編造任何東西。

I don't care because I got a plan.

我不在意，因為我有一個計劃。

Are hereby declare round three is a bi big challenge.

在此宣佈第三輪是一個bi大的挑戰。

Okay looks like I win.

好吧，看起來我贏了。

Hey.

嘿。

Oh a bigger way.

哦，一個更大的方式。

What?

什麼？

No that's not fair.

不，這不公平。

I'm afraid it's not a violation of the non existent rolls grapefruit wins.

恐怕這不是違反不存在的卷柚子贏。

It has awarded 10 trillion points.

它已授予10萬億分。

Yes.

是的。

Yes man.

是的人。

What do I get?

我得到什麼？

A little apple is awarded 20 trillion points.

一個小蘋果被授予20萬億分。

All right, I'm okay with that.

好吧，我沒意見。

What?

什麼？

No, no, no he lost bro.

不，不，不，他失去了兄弟。

He can't give the points to me.

他不能把分數給我。

Oh I'm sorry but arguing with the judges a 10 trillion point deduction.

哦，我很抱歉，但與裁判爭論是要扣10萬億分的。

What?

什麼？

No, it isn't.

不，不是的。

Oh that Oberst will cost you another 57 quadrillion points.

哦，那個Oberst會讓你再損失57個四分之一的分數。

I don't even have 57 quadrillion points to give away.

我甚至沒有57個quadrillion點可以送人。

Oh if you have negative points that means you have to pick a zambo card.

哦，如果你有負分，那就意味著你必須挑選一張贊普卡。

What?

什麼？

Okay fine.

好吧，好吧。

All it says is you lose weight.

它說的是你的體重下降。

Does this mean what?

這是否意味著什麼？

I think it means indeed it does grapefruit, it means okay Not see that coming.

我認為它的意思是確實是柚子，它的意思是好的 不見得會這樣。

Hold on you're telling me that picking that you lose card actually means you win, Yep.

等一下，你是說選了你輸的那張牌實際上意味著你贏了，是的。

According to paragraph four line 11 teen in the rule book.

根據規則書中的第4段第11行少年。

I just imagined in my mind, wow that sound means it's the right way already.

我只是在心裡想象，哇，這聲音意味著已經是正確的方式了。

One way.

一種方式。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Please tell me the lightning round is over.

請告訴我閃電戰已經結束。

Sorry but there's one more coming.

對不起，但還有一個人要來。

Oh man I hate getting hit by lightning man.

哦，我討厭被閃電擊中的人。

Oh man?

哦，夥計？

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh man Oh man Oh man.

哦，天啊，天啊，天啊。

oh man that's the end of the lightning round.

哦，夥計，這是閃電回合的結束。

What is happening?

發生了什麼事？

What is this huge smelly fish have to do with?

這條巨大的臭魚與什麼有關？

Okay for the rules, every lightning round must be followed by a bingo bango round now.

好了，關於規則，現在每一輪閃電都必須有一個賓果班果回合。

Who wants to spin the donkey tail of bang go ness?

誰想旋轉bang go ness的驢尾巴？

No no way I already won.

不可能，我已經贏了。

Orange card says so this challenge is over.

橙卡說，所以這個挑戰已經結束了。

I one I will be taking my mystery box now thank you and good day, is it heavy?

我現在要拿我的神祕盒子，謝謝你，再見，它重嗎？

Nothing I can't handle.

沒有什麼是我不能處理的。

Okay I guess I'll just have to open it right here.

好吧，我想我只能在這裡打開它。

You know you could have won a forklift if you've done the bingo back, nobody's doing the bingo bango bongo around or whatever it's called.

你知道你可以贏得一輛叉車，如果你做了賓果回來，沒有人做賓果班戈邦戈周圍或任何它叫。

Orange.

橙色。

There better be something good in here.

這裡面最好有好東西。

I didn't go through all this just to win something dumb like it.

我經歷這一切並不是為了贏得這樣一個愚蠢的東西。

Oh come on what's the matter?

哦，來吧，這有什麼問題？

Grapefruit seems to me, everything worked out swimmingly.

在我看來，西柚的一切工作都很順利。