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  • How to hide an unwanted erection in school. It's great to know the thing is working,

    在學校要如何遮住不該搭帳篷的褲檔呢 ? 知道自己那話兒還能運作固然是好

  • but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. You will need an oversized shirt,

    但是在學校搭帳篷還真是羞羞臉。你需要的是一件寬鬆的襯衫

  • sweatshirt, or t-shirt; a book bag with long straps and baggy jeans or khakis.

    汗衫或 T 恤。再來是長肩帶的書包,和垮垮的牛仔褲或卡其褲

  • Step 1 : If erections in school have become a daily problem, buy long buttoned shirts that you

    第一招 : 如果你每天被搭帳篷所苦,穿件長擺的鈕扣上衣

  • can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirts and tees.

    好遮住牛仔褲,或者是穿件寬鬆的汗衫或 T 恤

  • Step 2. Always have a book bag with extra long straps with youone that won’t look odd when it’s slung over

    第二招,背超長肩帶的書包;只要書包背在肩上垂到褲檔前

  • one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This will be a lifesaver when class ends and

    看起來不要太奇怪就好。下課起身離去時

  • you have to jump out of your seat. Step 3. Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little

    這會救你一命;第三招,穿件垮垮的牛仔褲或卡其褲。當你的小弟弟

  • buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets

    在不該充血的時候充血,你可以把手放進口袋裡

  • and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the bulge less noticeable.

    輕鬆地把鼠蹊部的褲檔喬一下,大包變小包

  • Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem. Step 4. Once you've done

    常射精也可以解決自然勃起的問題。第四招,一旦你已經絞盡腦汁

  • your best to camouflage the problem, it's time to get rid of it altogether.

    要掩飾這些問題之後,接下來該是解決問題的時候了

  • Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works, since it forces you to focus on something else.

    用腦算一下複雜的數學題目很有用,因為它強迫你把注意力集中在其他事情上

  • Step 5. Tense your quadricepsthe muscles in front of your legs. This redirects

    第五招,強化你的股四頭肌,也就是大腿前緣的肌肉群

  • the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak.

    它可以幫你把充血的海綿體退燒,把掌控你那根舵的風給平息

  • Step 6. Now pinch yourselfnot in anaren’t I lucky?” kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes.

    第六招,捏自己一把。不是炒蘿蔔切切切,包餃子捏捏捏的那種,而是要痛到讓眼角淚光閃閃

  • The pain should do the trick. Step 7. If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet.

    這樣的痛處反而可以幫助你。第七招,以上都行不通嗎 ? 那麼,試試用後腳跟走路吧 !

  • This has worked for many a hormonally charged young man.

    許多男性賀爾蒙激發的年輕人表示有效

  • And if it doesn’t, youll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood. Did

    就算再行不通,你這樣走路有夠智障,根本沒有人想瞥一眼你含苞待放的男子氣概

  • you know the average length of an erected penis is 5.1 inches.

    你知道嗎?陰莖勃起後的平均長度為 5.1 吋

How to hide an unwanted erection in school. It's great to know the thing is working,

在學校要如何遮住不該搭帳篷的褲檔呢 ? 知道自己那話兒還能運作固然是好

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    Furong Lai 發佈於 2017 年 10 月 21 日
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