Good luck!

好運!

Ah! Let's hope I don't die!

啊！讓我們希望我不會死！"。

Yeah

是的

So we've been reading a lot of comments lately from people who are saying they love our food videos,

是以，我們最近讀到很多人的評論，他們說他們喜歡我們的食物視頻。

but they're really craving like an adventure video in Japan.

但他們真的很渴望像日本的冒險視頻。

So we could explore the different aspects of Japan because there's more Japan than just food.

是以，我們可以探索日本的不同方面，因為日本不僅僅只有食物。

You know, we can see like a temple.

你知道，我們可以看到像一個寺廟。

We could like go to like Harajuku and like go down the clothing streets and stuff.

我們可以去原宿，去服裝街之類的地方。

There are different islands.

有不同的島嶼。

There's a whole list of things that I really want to do.

有一整張清單是我真正想做的事情。

Okay, so I have an idea what we're going to do today is

好的，所以我有一個想法，我們今天要做的是

We're just going to count to three and we're just going to start basically,

我們只是要數到三，我們只是要開始基本上。

Listing off all the top things that we each wanna do.

列出我們每個人都想做的所有首要事情。

And maybe we can find something that aligns.

也許我們可以找到一致的東西。

Right, if it matches up, we'll go do that.

對，如果符合，我們就去做。

Okay, you ready?

好了，你準備好了嗎？

Three, two, one...

三，二，一...

Soar above the water with a Jetpack on my feet like Iron Man.

像鋼鐵俠一樣用腳上的噴氣揹包在水面上翱翔。

Oh my God you too?!

哦，我的上帝，你也是？

Me too!!

我也是！!

This is.. we gotta go! Let's do this.

這是...我們得走了！我們這樣做吧。

Woo!

Woo!

Ducky, please don't hurt yourself okay?

達奇，請不要傷害自己好嗎？

No promises!

不做承諾!

This is probably going to hurt a lot, but it's going to be worth it to fly above the water.

這可能會很疼，但為了在水面上飛翔，這將是值得的。

Bam, bammm~

咣噹，咣噹~~

I believe in you girl!

我相信你的女孩!

Yay!

耶!

Ugh!

呃!

It's like snow boarding on a tiny board in the water.

這就像在水中的小板上滑雪。

Oh yeah!

哦，是的

Hell yeah, girl!

當然，女孩!

Oh!!

哦！！！

Oh yeah, girl!

哦，是的，女孩！

Oh yeah!

哦，是的

Nice! That's alright!

很好!這就對了！

Heh, heh... well

呵，呵......嗯

Near the end my ankles were just folding in.

接近尾聲時，我的腳踝只是折了一下。

I couldn't support like the stiffness of my leg

我無法支持像我的腿一樣的僵硬

Was it fun?

這很有趣嗎？

It's super fun,

這是超級有趣的。

but going out the water is so choppy, all you can do is this:

但出去的時候，水面上波濤洶湧，你能做的只有這個。

The whole time.

整個過程中。

Also, I definitely lost my pants once.

另外，我肯定有一次丟了褲子。

I'm wearing a swimsuit but like,

我穿的是泳裝，但喜歡。

the short part definitely came off!

短的部分肯定會脫落!

And I was like,

而我當時想。

In? You ready? - I'm in! I'm ready for this!

在嗎？你準備好了嗎？ - 我進去了！我準備好了！

It is all in the ankles!

這一切都在腳踝上!

That was amazing~!

這真是太棒了~!

Dan, you're next!

丹，你是下一個!

Yeah!!

耶！！！

Oh, that's tiring.

哦，真累人。

Dance, dance baby.

舞蹈，舞蹈寶貝。

Keep dancing!

繼續跳舞!

Holy... fu-

神聖......的......。

You got it!

你猜對了!

Lower! Lower! Lower.

低一點!低一點!低一點。

Lower and lower and lower

越來越低，越來越低

This is awesome~!

這真是太棒了~!

Holy f-ck!

真他媽的！

That was amazing~!

這真是太棒了~!

That was amazing! (tn: not too sure what he's screaming, he's just really happy lol)

這真是太神奇了! (tn: 不太確定他在叫什麼，他只是非常高興 lol)

So that concludes my jet ski adventure.

至此，我的水上摩托艇冒險之旅結束了。

It's super challenging.

這是個超級挑戰。

I really hurt my butt. I hit it really bad.

我真的傷了我的屁股。我打得很厲害。

Did you see how high I got?

你看到我有多高了嗎？

You went really high up!

你爬得真高啊!

I went really high and then I landed on my butt!

我走得很高，然後我的屁股著地了！"。

And it hurt a lot.

而且傷害很大。

I landed on my face!

我的臉著地了!

Oh my God

哦，我的上帝

Guys, have an amazing experience.

夥計們，有一個驚人的經歷。

So challenging!

如此具有挑戰性!

But once you get the hang of it, it's super fun.

但是一旦你掌握了它的竅門，它就會變得超級有趣。

And you're going to eat. Don't eat before coming here. You can eat all the ocean water

而且你要吃東西。來這裡之前不要吃東西。你可以吃所有的海水

Your mouth is opening. Just going to eat it all up. So, I'm full.

你的嘴在張開。就要把它吃完了。所以，我很飽。

It's great though.

不過這很好。

It's Dan's turn now. Did you know that Dan's not a good swimmer?

現在輪到丹了。 你知道丹不是一個好的游泳者嗎？

And that when we took them to the ocean in Hawaii, He was not very comfortable.

而當我們把他們帶到夏威夷的海里時，他不是很舒服。

By the way, Dan is terrified of the water so this is great.

順便說一句，丹很害怕水，所以這很好。

Oh well, time for more fun for you, Dan.

哦，好吧，是時候為你提供更多的樂趣了，丹。

All right, Dan, you ready for this shit?

好了，丹，你準備好了麼？

I'm ready to try not to die.

我已經準備好嘗試不死。

Oh yeah, Dan!!

哦，是的，丹！！！。

Oh! Belly flop on the backside.

哦！在背上翻肚皮。

Nice one! - Nice!

好樣的!- 好樣的!

Oh!

哦!

He's doing alright!

他做得很好!

It's easy!

這很容易!

Oh, that's good! (x2)

哦，那很好!(x2)

Nice!

很好!

They're [his balls] gunna hurt.

他們[他的球]會受傷。

Oh, buster...

哦，小傢伙...

Oh my God!

哦，我的天啊

Apart from the pain of my balls, that was great.

除了我的蛋蛋疼痛之外，這很好。

All right, I'm not sure if you hear, it's because of the wind,

好吧，我不確定你是否聽到，這是因為風。

But that was insanely fun.

但那是瘋狂的樂趣。

Insanely fun! If you get a chance to come up here in Japan and try this out, please do!

太有趣了!如果你有機會到日本來試試這個，請一定要來!

Guys, what did it feel like?

夥計們，那是什麼感覺？

It was literally like Iron Man. I was looking down and thinking I'm flying.

這簡直就像鋼鐵俠。我往下看，覺得我在飛。

When I was up there, I literally thought I was like three stories high.

當我在上面的時候，我真的以為自己有三層樓那麼高。

I was terrified. I was like, "This is way too..."

我被嚇壞了。我當時想，"這也太......"

And then I landed on my ass, but it was great, it was absolutely great.

然後我的屁股著地了，但這很好，絕對很好。

Yeah, you guys were pretty high up, I'll be honest. - Oh my god.

是的，你們的地位很高，我說實話。- 哦，我的上帝。

Actually floating there and when you get the balance you just like, "Yeah, I'm a king"

實際上是漂浮在那裡，當你得到平衡時，你就會想，"是的，我是一個國王"

Landing on my ass, cause I just *pop* right on my ass, just jackknifed right in there.

落在我的屁股上，因為我只是**了我的屁股，只是在那裡頂撞了一下。

-I definitely understand. I'm pretty sure my butt cheeks got like a little ocean in.

-我絕對理解。我敢肯定，我的臀部臉頰就像有一個小海洋在裡面。

I think my shorts were hanging down a little. -Yeah, exactly.

我想我的短褲有點垂下來了。-是的，沒錯。

So I was just like,

所以我當時就想。

I told you! My pants fell off, but I'm wearing a bathing suit so it's all okay.

我告訴過你！我的褲子掉了。我的褲子掉了，但我穿著泳衣，所以一切都好。

This is completely amazing you have to try this! You have to!

這是完全令人驚奇的，你必須嘗試這個!你一定要!

Don't ask any questions. Just go right now

不要問任何問題。現在就去吧

Why are you still watching this video? Go! Gooo!

你為什麼還在看這個視頻？去吧!Gooo!

Please subscribe to my YouTube channel

請訂閱我的YouTube頻道

This is Simon and Martina

這是西蒙和瑪蒂娜

Whoa~

哇哦~

That was great!

這很好!