the moment you've all been waiting for.

你們都在等待的這一時刻。

We've saved the best for last.

我們把最好的留到最後。

Put your hands together for...

把你的手放在一起，以便...

the incomparable Squidward!

無與倫比的章魚哥！

[clapping]

[鼓掌]

[trumpets playing]

[喇叭聲]

[ballet music playing]

[芭蕾舞音樂響起]

[trance music playing]

[恍惚的音樂響起]

What the...?

什麼......？

[booing]

[噓聲]

I'm losing money on this deal!

我在這筆交易中虧損了!

It's worth every penny.

它值得每一分錢。

[booing]

[噓聲]

You bottom feeders!

你們這些底層的人!

You don't even know talent!

你甚至不知道人才!

[crowd chanting] No talent! No talent!

沒有天賦！

No talent! No talent!

沒有人才！沒有人才沒有人才！沒有人才

Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?

嘿，章魚哥，我現在可以繼續了嗎？

Yeah, show's over!

是的，表演結束了！

[booing]

[噓聲]

[crowd] Hey, yeah.

[人群] 嘿，是的。

That's really not too bad, huh?

這真的不是太糟糕，嗯？

- I like that. - All right!

- 我喜歡這樣。- 好吧！

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

- We want more! - They want an encore!

- 我們想要更多!- 他們想要一個安可!

Stand aside, SpongeBob!

站在一邊，海綿寶寶！

[crowd] We want...

[人群]我們想...

[silence]

[沉默]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[silence]

[沉默]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[silence]

[沉默]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[silence]

[沉默]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[silence]

[沉默]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

You did it, Squidward! What a great show!

你成功了，章魚哥！多麼精彩的表演啊！

Oh, my son's a star!

哦，我的兒子是個明星!

Who ever knew he had such talent?

誰曾知道他有這樣的天賦？

I'll be needing another wheelbarrow

我將需要另一個手推車

for next week's show!

為下週的節目做準備!

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

[cheering] We want more! We want more!

[歡呼] 我們想要更多！我們想要更多！

Good evening and welcome

晚上好，歡迎

to the first annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show,

參加第一屆年度章魚哥觸角才藝表演。

sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty,

由蟹堡王的故鄉--蟹皇堡贊助。

because no one else would give it a home.

因為沒有人願意給它一個家。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Ah, thank you!

啊，謝謝你!

Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well.

我們的下一個行為是活生生的證據，證明裙帶關係是活生生的。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Nepoti... [laughing]

尼波蒂...[笑]

[chuckles] Thank you!

[笑] 謝謝你！

Put your fins together for...

把你的鰭放在一起，為...

[laughing]

[笑聲]

- Put your-- - [laughing]

- 把你的 -- -- [笑]

- Put-- - [laughing]

- 把 -- -- [笑]

Pearl.

珍珠。

[clapping] Hooray!

[鼓掌]萬歲!

[clapping]

[鼓掌]

My little girl is finally a star.

我的小女兒終於成為明星了。

Give me a K-R-U!

給我一個K-R-U!

[loud thud, screaming]

[砰的一聲，尖叫聲]

Give me a S-T-Y!

給我一個S-T-Y!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Krusty Krab!

蟹堡王！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Krusty Krab!

蟹堡王！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Krusty Krab!

蟹堡王！

Now that's what I call talent!

現在，這就是我所說的人才!

Thank you!

謝謝你!

My leg!

我的腿！

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Thank you!

謝謝你!

[laughs] Thank you!

[笑]謝謝你!

[screams]

[尖叫聲]

Hey, Squidward, listen. What do you think?

嘿，章魚哥，聽著。你覺得怎麼樣？

When I mop, should I go forward and back?

當我拖地時，我應該向前和向後拖嗎？

No, no. Wait. Side to side.

不，不。等等，側身。

And now, poetry.

而現在，詩歌。

By Gary.

由加里.

[clapping]

[鼓掌]

[clears throat]

[清嗓子]

Meow. Meow. Meow.

喵嗚。喵。喵。

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

He has such a way with words.

他有這樣的語言方式。

Meow.

喵喵。

Come on, come on, Ginsburg. If he doesn't hurry it up,

來吧，來吧，金斯伯格。如果他不加快腳步

we're not going to have time for the best act... me!

我們不會有時間給最好的演員......我!

Squidward, should I use...

章魚哥，我應該用...

Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?

潔面先生還是清潔博士？

Yes.

是的。

[clapping]

[鼓掌]

I, the amazing Plankton,

我，神奇的浮游生物。

with the use of prestidigitation,

使用預言術。

will make a Krabby Patty disappear

會使蟹皇堡消失

before your very eyes.

在你的眼前。

First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

首先，我需要一名來自觀眾的志願者。

[grunts]

[咕嚕聲]

Nice try.

不錯的嘗試。

Your act's over, bub.

你的表演結束了，夥計。

You may win this time.

這一次你可能會贏。

She-hah-kazing!

她-哈-卡茲!

Well, this stinks.

嗯，這很糟糕。

[booing]

[噓聲]

Boo!

Boo!