- I'm the leader of a big, fancy band now

- 我現在是一個大的、花哨的樂隊的領導者

and we are supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.

而且我們應該在下週打保麗龍盃賽。

- The bu-, bu-, bu-.

- 卜--，卜--，卜--。

The bu-, bu-, bu-.

卜--，卜--，卜--。

The bu-, bu-, bu-.

卜--，卜--，卜--。

- That's right.

- 這就對了。

I'm living your dream, Squidward.

我正在實現你的夢想，章魚哥。

The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it,

問題是，我下週很忙，不能去。

so I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.

所以我希望你和你的樂隊能為我們演出。

- Oh. (stammering)

- 哦。(（結巴）)

- I knew it!

- 我就知道!

You don't even have a band.

你甚至沒有一個樂隊。

- I do have a band and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl!

- 我確實有一個樂隊，我們要去玩那個泡泡杯！"。

- Good luck next Tuesday.

- 祝你下週二好運。

I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen.

我希望觀眾帶了很多布洛芬。

(phone hanging up)

(電話掛斷)

- I've got to drum up a marching band fast.

- 我必須迅速鼓起一個行軍樂隊。

Okay now, how many of you

好了，現在，你們有多少人

have played musical instruments before?

以前玩過樂器嗎？

- Is mayonnaise an instrument?

- 蛋黃醬是一種樂器嗎？

- No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

- 不，帕特里克，蛋黃醬不是一種樂器。

Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

辣根也不是一種樂器。

Okay, try to repeat after me.

好吧，試著跟著我重複。

(clarinet playing)

(單簧管演奏)

Brass section, go.

銅管部，走。

(brass instruments playing)

(銅管樂器演奏)

Good, now the wind.

很好，現在是風。

(wind instruments playing)

(管樂器演奏)

And the drums.

還有鼓聲。

(spitting)

(吐口水)

(whooshing)

(嗖嗖聲)

Too bad that didn't kill me.

太糟糕了，這沒能殺死我。

- [Narrator] Day two.

- [旁白] 第二天。

(band playing)

(樂隊演奏)

- Okay, that's perfect, everybody!

- 好的，這很完美，各位！

Bubble Bowl, here we come.

泡泡杯，我們來了。

Flag twirlers, really spin those things.

轉旗人，真的是在轉那些東西。

Okay, turn!

好，轉身！

Flag twirlers, let's go.

轉旗手們，我們走吧。

I wanna see some spinning.

我想看一些旋轉。

Flag twirlers, let's move!

轉旗手們，讓我們行動起來!

Come on, move!

來吧，快走！

(whooshing)

(嗖嗖聲)

(exploding)

(爆炸聲)

(trumpet playing)

(小號演奏)

- [Narrator] Day four.

- [旁白] 第四天。

- Well, this is our last night together before the show

- 嗯，這是我們在演出前的最後一個晚上。

and I know that you haven't improved since we began.

而且我知道，自從我們開始以來，你沒有任何進步。

(gargling)

(漱口)

But I have a theory.

但我有一個理論。

People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?

人們想表現得聰明時就會大聲說話，對嗎？

- Correct!

- 正確的!

- So if we play loud, people might think we're good.

- 是以，如果我們大聲演奏，人們可能會認為我們很好。

Everybody ready?

大家準備好了嗎？

And a one and a two and a one, two, three, four.

還有一個一和一個二和一個一、二、三、四。

(instruments playing loudly) (glass breaking)

(樂器大聲演奏) (玻璃破碎)

Don't bother showing up tomorrow.

明天不要再來了。

I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident.

我就告訴他們，你們都死於一場行軍事故。

So, thanks.

所以，謝謝。

Thanks for nothing.

白白感謝。

- You're welcome.

- 不客氣。

- What kind of monsters are we?

- 我們是什麼樣的怪物？

That poor creature came to us in its hour of need.

這個可憐的生物在它需要的時候來到我們身邊。

A one, a two, a skiddly-do-la-do.

一個一，一個二，一個skiddly-do-la-do。

(bubbles whooshing)

(氣泡嗖嗖聲)

- I knew this was going to happen.

- 我知道這將會發生。

They're just gonna have to find another band to play.

他們只是要找另一個樂隊演出。

- I just wanted to watch you blow it.

- 我只是想看你吹牛。

So, where's your band?

那麼，你的樂隊在哪裡？

- They couldn't come.

- 他們不能來。

They died.

他們死了。

- Then who's that?

- 那麼是誰呢？

- (screaming) that would be my band!

- (尖叫)那將是我的樂隊!

- We're ready to perform, Squidward.

- 我們已經準備好表演了，章魚哥。

- [Announcer] Okay, football fans.

- [播音員]好了，足球迷們。

Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom super band.

把你的手放在一起做比基尼海灘的超級樂隊。

(crowd cheering)

(人群歡呼)

- Okay, everybody.

- 好了，各位。

(laughing)

(笑)

Let's get this over with.

讓我們把這個問題解決了吧。

One, two, three, four.

一、二、三、四。

(trumpets playing)

(小號演奏)

(keyboard playing slowly)

(鍵盤緩慢演奏)

♪ The winner takes all ♪

♪ 贏家通吃 ♪

♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪

這是一個更多的殺戮的快感

♪ The last one to fall ♪

♪ 最後一個倒下的人 ♪

♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪

♪ 永遠不會犧牲自己的意志 ♪

(upbeat rock music)

(歡快的搖滾音樂)

♪ Don't ever look back on the world closing in ♪

永遠不要回頭看世界的關閉

♪ Be on the attack with your wings on the wind ♪

♪振翅高飛，勇往直前 ♪

♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪

? 哦，遊戲將開始?

♪ And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah ♪

它是甜蜜的，甜蜜的，甜蜜的勝利，是嗎？

♪ And it's ours for the taking ♪

它是我們的，供我們使用

♪ It's ours for the fight ♪

屬於我們的戰鬥 ♪ It's ours for the fight ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah ♪

它是甜蜜的，甜蜜的，甜蜜的勝利，是嗎？

♪ And the one who's last to fall ♪

最後倒下的那個人

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪

♪ 甜蜜的，甜蜜的，甜蜜的勝利