With the uncanny ability to run really... quick.

有著不可思議的能力，可以跑得非常......快。

Want to see me run to that mound and back?

想看我跑到那個土墩上再回來嗎？

You want to see me do it again?

你想看我再做一次嗎？

Captain Magma!

麥格瑪隊長！

Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!

讓他生氣，他一定會爆發的!

Krakatoa!

喀拉喀託瓦！

[hissing]

[嘶嘶聲]

The Elastic Waistband!

彈性腰帶!

Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

能夠將他的身體伸展成奇妙的形狀和形式!

I can finally touch my toes!

我終於可以摸到我的腳趾了!

And Miss Appear!

還有 "亮相小姐"!

Now you see her...

現在你看到她...

now you don't!

現在你不知道了!

Does this outfit make me look fat?

這套衣服讓我看起來很胖嗎？

The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!

國際正義聯盟的超級熟人!

A subsidiary of Viacom.

維亞康姆的一個子公司。

Super Acquaintances, attack!

超級熟人，攻擊!

Oh, no, please! Mercy!

哦，不，請！憐憫！

Krakatoa!

喀拉喀託瓦！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Get it off! Get it off, get it off, get it off!

把它拿開！把它拿開，把它拿開，把它拿開！

[repeating] Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

[重複]把它弄下來！把它弄走！把它弄走！

I'll save you, Quickster!

我會救你的，奎斯特！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Whoa!

哇!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

哇，哇，哇！

Whoa!

哇!

[grunts]

[咕嚕聲]

I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls!

我會給你降溫的，Quickster，用我的一個水球!

Uh... Uh... Uh...

呃......呃......呃......。

- Ah-ha! - Huh?

- 啊哈！嗯？

No, no, no, I'm not the Quickster!

不，不，不，我不是 "快手"!

I'm Captain Mag... ma.

我是麥格船長......媽。

[wheezing]

[喘息聲]

Well, I guess it's up to me.

好吧，我想這是由我決定的。

I'll just sneak over unseen and catch them by surprise.

我就神不知鬼不覺地溜過去，讓他們措手不及。

[Sandy screaming]

[桑迪的尖叫聲]

[loud crash, grunts]

[巨大的撞擊聲，呼嚕聲]

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

把它拿開！把它弄走！把它弄走！

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[sighs] Glad that's over.

[嘆氣]很高興這已經結束了。

We did it, we won!

我們做到了，我們贏了!

This day belongs to E.V.I.L.!

這一天是屬於E.V.I.L.的!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

You've lost, Mermaid Man,

你輸了，"美人魚"。

and the superhero, super-villain rules

和超級英雄、超級惡棍的規則

say that you have to give in to my demands!

說你必須對我的要求做出讓步!

Okay. What do you want?

好的。你想要什麼？

World domination! Tell him we want world domination!

稱霸世界！告訴他我們要稱霸世界！

Oh, and make him eat dirt! Ha!

哦，還要讓他吃土!哈!

In addition to the domination thing.

除了支配的事情之外。

Number one:

第一。

I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick.

我想被當作一個超級英雄，而不是一個跟班。

Number two:

第二。

I want to be called Barnacle Man.

我想被稱為 "藤壺人"。

And number three...

而第三條...

Come on, domination!

來吧，霸氣！

I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.

我想要一個成人大小的蟹皇堡。

Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?

你有沒有聽到他說什麼吃土？

Need a hand, superpal?

需要幫助嗎，superpal？

[sniffling]

[抽泣聲]

Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle.

很高興你能回到正義的一邊，凱爾。

Let's go get you that Krabby Patty!

我們去給你買那個蟹皇堡吧！"。

Was that it?

是這樣嗎？

[sighs] That's sickening!

[嘆氣]這真讓人噁心!

Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun

哦，這讓我想起了我去坎昆的時候

with the Killer Shrimp.

與殺手蝦。

Oh, they had these papaya drinks that were to die for!

哦，他們有這些木瓜飲料，讓人慾罷不能。

Did someone say evil?

有人說邪惡嗎？

Holy oil spill!

神聖的漏油事件!

It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies:

它是美人魚人和巴納克男孩的宿敵。

Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble!

曼雷和骯髒的保麗龍!

Nighty night, you old goat!

晚安，你這個老山羊！

Nighty-night!

夜-夜-夜！

Will you tuck me in?

你會給我蓋好被子嗎？

We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives

我們打斷了你們暗淡而無意義的生活

for this special news break.

為這個特別的新聞報道。

Man Ray...

曼雷...

the Dirty Bubble...

骯髒的保麗龍...

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[cackling]

[咯咯聲]

and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacle Boy--

而現在，為黑暗勢力而戰的巴納克男孩 --

Barnacle Man!

甲殼蟲人!

...have been committing a series of crimes

...一直在實施一系列的犯罪行為

throughout Bikini Bottom.

整個比基尼底褲。

[snickering]

[竊笑]

[shushing]

[噓聲]

[rings door bell]

[按門鈴]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I'll get you crazy kids!

我會抓到你們這些瘋狂的孩子!

These three have named their new alliance:

這三人已經命名了他們的新聯盟。

Every Villain Is Lemons,

每個小人都是檸檬。

otherwise known as E.V.I.L.!

也就是所謂的E.V.I.L!

What can we do? When will this crime wave end?

我們能做什麼？這一犯罪浪潮何時才能結束？

How will we defeat the evil?

我們將如何戰勝邪惡？

Why am I asking you all these questions?

我為什麼要問你這些問題呢？

Mermaid Man, where are you?

美人魚先生，你在哪裡？

I'm right here!

我就在這裡!

Don't worry, good citizens!

別擔心，善良的公民！你會發現，在你的生活中，有很多人都是這樣的。

Nothing will stop me from defeating the E.V.I.L.!

沒有什麼能阻止我打敗E.V.I.L.!

Nothing!

什麼都沒有!

Ice cream?

冰淇淋？

I love ice cream!

我喜歡冰激凌!

A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles. Mm...

兩勺西梅加麩皮屑。嗯...

Goes right through me every time.

每次都能直接穿過我。

You might as well give up, Mermaid Man.

你還是放棄吧，美人魚男。

There's three of us and only one of you.

我們有三個人，你只有一個人。

You don't stand a chance.

你沒有機會了。

Are you okay, Mermaid Man?

你還好嗎，美人魚先生？

Oh, how are you going to beat all three of those guys

哦，你要如何擊敗這三個人呢？

by yourself?

由你自己？

You're right. I give up.

你是對的。我放棄了。

You can't give up. What if we help you?

你不能放棄。如果我們幫助你呢？

No, no, that's a terrible idea.

不，不，這是個糟糕的主意。

- But what if you help me? - Okay!

- 但如果你幫助我呢？- 好吧！

So, who wants to save the world?

那麼，誰想拯救世界？

- I do! - I do!

- 我願意!- 我願意！

I do!

我願意!

- I don't. - Oh, yes you do!

- 我不知道。- 哦，是的，你有！

No world means no money!

沒有世界意味著沒有錢!

Now go save the world, or you're fired!

現在去拯救世界吧，否則你就被解僱了!