Just lying in bed and Simon's like,

只是躺在床上，西蒙的樣子。

"Yeah, there's a lot of snow outside."

"是的，外面有很多雪。"

And he opens up the window and rolls up a snowball the size of a softball.

然後他打開窗戶，捲起一個軟球大小的雪球。

And I'm like, "What the heck is going on?"

我想，"這到底是怎麼回事？"

Well, I'm gonna go take a million artsy photos of cherry blossom trees buried under snow.

好吧，我要去拍一百萬張埋在雪下的櫻花樹的藝術照。

Simon: And I'm gonna go build a freaking snowman?!

而我要去堆一個該死的雪人？

( Relaxing music ♪ )

( 放鬆的音樂 ? )

( Sound of precipitation )

( 降水的聲音 )

S: Think it's time for us to make a snowman.

S:我想現在是時候讓我們做一個雪人了。

Huh!

哼!

Thought it was gonna hit ya.

我還以為它要打你呢。

M: This is such sticky snow.

男：這是很粘的雪。

S: Yeah.

S：是的。

M: It's like...

M：這就像......。

S: Perfect.

S:完美。

Ho, man.

嗬，夥計。

Are you kidding me? Look at this beautiful snow. (With Oz in voice over the sight of it)

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？看看這美麗的雪。(隨著奧茲的聲音在看到它的時候)

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪ (Joy in voice)

Na na na na na na na naaaaah ♪ (Joy in voice)

Na na na na na na na na aaaaah *(Joy in voice)

They see me rollin', they hatin' ♪

他們看到我在滾動，他們恨'？

Oh, God! I had so much energy for this as a kid.

哦，上帝啊我小時候有那麼多精力來做這個。

Ha~

哈~

Yeah, big boy.

是的，大男孩。

Let's go!

我們走吧!

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪

巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴

Baa baa ♪

Baa baa ?

Ho~

何~

Aah!

Aah!

Ha.

哈。

Oh!

哦!

Old man groans.

老人呻吟著。

Hai jaa! ( more groaning)

海賈!(更多呻吟聲)

Come on!

來吧！

Ya limey Dodger.

你這個跛腳的道奇。

Ah.

啊。

Ha.

哈。

Huh-Aaah!

咦-啊!

F(???)k! Can I turn my Apple watch for this sh(???)t?

我可以把我的蘋果手錶轉過來嗎？我可以把我的蘋果手錶轉到這個sh(???)t嗎？

Need to register a workout.

需要註冊一個鍛鍊。

Take off my jacket.

脫下我的外套。

I'm getting way too warm.

我變得太熱了。

Huu-Waah!

Huu-Waah!

Is this how Simon gets a hernia?

西蒙是這樣得疝氣的嗎？

It's not the name of the video I want this to be.

這不是我想要的視頻的名字。

All right.

好的。

Couple more rolls, and I think this bad boy's ready...

再滾幾下，我想這個壞小子已經準備好了......。

Aah!

Aah!

...to look pretty.

......看起來很美。

And now, we could add some clean snow on top

而現在，我們可以在上面添加一些乾淨的雪

to make him look less dirty.

以使他看起來不那麼髒。

The secret is padding.

祕密是填充物。

Don't rub the snow on because you just blend it in with everything else.

不要把雪擦上去，因為你只是把它和其他東西融合在一起。

You wanna pat it on top.

你想把它拍在上面。

Yeah, here you go.

是的，給你。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

You're not a snowboy, you're snowman.

你不是雪男孩，你是雪人。

Yes, you are, Big Boy.

是的，你是，大男孩。

( Upbeat music ♪ )

( 歡快的音樂 ? )

M: This is a big beautiful cherry blossom tree

男：這是一棵美麗的大櫻花樹。

that is just covered in heavy, wet snow.

覆蓋在厚厚的溼雪中。

And I know that if I try to cross underneath it

而且我知道，如果我試圖從它下面穿過的話

a huge chunk is gonna fall and land on my head.

一大塊會掉下來，落在我的頭上。

But I really am aiming

但我的目標真的是

to get to that gorgeous sakura tree over there.

到那邊那棵華麗的櫻花樹前。

♪

♪

M: All right, I'm taking a different route

男：好吧，我走另一條路

because there's kids stuff here which means I should definitely be able to walk around in here.

因為這裡有孩子的東西，這意味著我肯定應該能夠在這裡走動。

S: Wee-daa!

S:Wee-daa!

You mother--oof!

你媽......"。

All right.

好的。

I'm gonna need to solidify this in here.

我需要在這裡鞏固這一點。

Reinforce some of that.

加強一些這方面的工作。

Oh, man!

哦，夥計！

Aye aye.

贊成 贊成。

(Aussie accent:) There you go. Look at that, huh.

(澳洲口音：)你去那裡。看看這個，嗯。

That's how you say it in Australia, there you go!

在澳洲就是這樣說的，你去吧！"。

And now for the head.

現在說說頭。

Not too much.

不要太多。

Doesn't need to be super big.

不需要超級大。

Just trying to make this nice and smooth.

只是想讓這一切變得美好而順利。

Uh!

呃!

Okay.

好的。

Oh, yeah--

哦，是的 --

Aah, f--(???)k!

Aah, f--(???)k!

Uuh...

呃...。

Ahem.

咳咳。

Uuhh. ( Upbeat music continues ♪ )

Uuhh。( 歡快的音樂繼續 )

Time to make another snowman head.

是時候再做一個雪人頭了。

That last one didn't work out too well, now did it.

最後一個問題沒有得到很好的解決，現在是這樣。

Okay, this head should be better.

好了，這個頭應該會好一點。

Okay...

好吧...

Gentle...

溫柔...

Good.

很好。

Now, that's there. Gotta fortified the neck!

現在，那是那裡。必須加強頸部的防護!

I don't know where my wife went.

我不知道我的妻子去了哪裡。

M: Oh, my god. It's so beautiful.

M：哦，我的上帝。它是如此美麗。

( birds squeaking in the distance )

(（鳥兒在遠處吱吱叫）。)

♪

♪

M: Hang in there, beautiful tree.

M：堅持住，美麗的樹。

Hang in there, buddy.

堅持住，夥計。

This will all be over with soon.

這一切很快就會結束。

Just, you know, shake it off.

只是，你知道，把它甩掉。

S: Hmm, what else do I need here?

S：嗯，我這裡還需要什麼？

M: Well, gotta make it through this path, again, of slushy doom.

好吧，我得通過這條道路，再一次，在泥濘的厄運中。

I think I probably have to go back this way again.

我想我可能要再次回到這條路上。

I'll bring this over to Simon's snowman that he's making.

我會把這個帶到西蒙正在做的雪人那裡。

I think it'll look pretty pretty.

我想它看起來會非常漂亮。

Oh, we got some--

哦，我們有一些...

Woah!

哇哦!

Oh, you can see all the sakura petals.

哦，你可以看到所有的櫻花花瓣。

This sakura tree is very drippy.

這棵櫻花樹非常滴水不漏。

M: Hai, konnichiwa.

M: Hai, konnichiwa.

Ooh, nice snowman.

哦，漂亮的雪人。

I found this frozen.

我發現這個被凍結了。

S: Wow!

S:哇!

S: That's beautiful!

S:太漂亮了!

Can you put that in her hair?

你能把它放在她的頭髮上嗎？

M: That's what I thought.

M：我也是這麼想的。

S: Yeah, that's a great idea.

S：是的，這是個好主意。

Sakura, right there.

櫻花，就在那裡。

M: I didn't pick it! S: I can't tell if this is in focus or not.

M: 我沒有選它!S：我不知道這是否是對焦的。

M: I didn't pick it.

M：我沒有選它。

I've been getting some, just like, tragically beautiful in the woods.

我已經得到了一些，就像，在樹林裡悲慘的美麗。

It's just, I don't want people to think that we're taking things off of the trees.

只是，我不希望人們認為我們在從樹上取下東西。

So I'm trying to forge in the woods.

所以我想在樹林裡鍛造。

S: Sure!

S: 當然!

Get to forgin'.

開始行動吧！"。

Uh-huh.

嗯，嗯。

M: But, it's a little scary-looking.

M：但是，它看起來有點嚇人。

Okay, I'll get the pine cones that I found, then.

好吧，那我就去拿我找到的松果吧。

S: Okay. Get some pine cones.

S:好的。獲取一些松果。

M: Okay, come with me. There's pine cones in the bushes.

M：好的，跟我來吧。 灌木叢裡有松果。

S: Okay.

S:好的。

M: Okay, so this tree is okay.

M：好的，所以這棵樹是可以的。

That tree's a danger tree, so you got to go in the middle.

那棵樹是一棵危險的樹，所以你得從中間走。

S: All right.

S:好的。

M: Come with me~

男：跟我走吧~。

S: Lead the way!

S:帶路吧！

M: You gotta hurry.

M：你得快點。

Aah.

Aah.

S: Ooh! There's lots of pine cones there!

S:嗚!那裡有很多松果!

M: See?

M：看到了嗎？

S: Get to forgin', girl!

S:開始行動吧，女孩！

M: And look.

M：再看看。

S: This is what you've been trained for in Animal Crossing all these days!

S:這就是你這些天來在《動物之森》中接受的訓練!

M: Yes! See all these pine cones?

M: 是的!看到這些松果了嗎？

S: Great. Yeah.

S:很好。是的。

M: So you can make pine cone mouth, right?

M：所以你可以做松果嘴，對嗎？

S: Can you hold one up to the lens?

S:你能把一個人舉到鏡頭前嗎？

All right, that cone's his buttons. M: That's for a mouth.

好吧，那個圓錐體是他的鈕釦。男：那是用來做嘴的。

S: This f(?????)ing beautiful tree. Holy sh(?????).

S:這棵(?????)英俊的樹。 聖潔的(?????)。

M: I was here the whole time.

M：我一直都在這裡。

S: Wow.

S:哇哦。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Look at how gorgeous this is.

看這是多麼華麗。

S: Pop one off and like use it as-- M: I think this is so nice here.

S:彈出一個，就像用它來...... 男：我覺得這裡太漂亮了。

S: Yeah, keeping them up there is really pretty.

S：是的，把它們放在上面真的很好看。

M: Okay, so we have choices.

M：好的，所以我們有選擇。

Like, this way.

比如說，這種方式。

This way.

這種方式。

It looks like it's actually winking.

它看起來像是真的在眨眼。

S: Oh, yeah a little blinking. M: Yoo hoo hoo~

S:哦，是的，有點眨眼。 M: Yoo hoo hoo~~

S: It looks like Anthony Davis' eyebrows.

S：它看起來像安東尼-戴維斯的眉毛。

M: Those are much larger.

男：這些要大得多。

M: Ho! / S: Ho!

M: Ho!/ S: Ho!

S: Record of this, no children made the snowman. This is our snowman that we built.

S:記錄一下，沒有孩子做雪人。 這是我們的雪人，是我們堆的。

M: Well, I didn't really help out at all.

男：嗯，我根本沒有真正幫忙。

I was in the bushes being like, "Oh, beautiful nature~" So..

我在灌木叢中就像："哦，美麗的大自然~"所以...

S: I did the heavy work, but you've got the pretty details down.

S：我做了繁重的工作，但你已經把漂亮的細節記下來了。

M: That's very kind of you to say.

M：你說得真好。

I would go ahead and say this is your snowman.

我想繼續說這是你的雪人。

S: Of course I got a carrot!

S:我當然有一個胡蘿蔔!

It's never complete without a carrot.

沒有胡蘿蔔是不完整的。

Let's pop this in!

讓我們把這個放進去

Oh, sh(???)!

哦，噓(???)!

Oh, no.

哦，不。

I broke your face!

我打破了你的臉！

Ah.

啊。

I should've listened to Martina.

我應該聽從瑪蒂娜的意見。

F(???).

F(???).

Aah...

Aah...

Uuh...

呃...。

God damn.

該死的。

Carrot!

胡蘿蔔!

Get in there.

進入那裡。

Yep.

是的。

That's a carrot nose.

那是一個胡蘿蔔鼻子。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Looking much better with that nose, right there. Ain't you, Carrot Boy?

有了這個鼻子，看起來好多了，就在那裡。 不是嗎，胡蘿蔔男孩？

Hat on ya, huh.

帽子在你身上，呵呵。

I didn't think about that.

我沒有想到這一點。

Repping Spudgy.

支持Spudgy。

Hells yeah.

是的。

That is a good lookin' snowman, right there!

這是個好看的雪人，就在那裡！"。

Quality...

品質...

snowman, right there.

雪人，就在那裡。

Rocking the Eat Your Sushi hat.

戴著 "吃壽司 "的帽子。

Got the nice hands there, you got some eyes.

有一雙漂亮的手，你有一些眼睛。

Yep.

是的。

This is... a masterpiece.

這是......一個傑作。

M: Uh-huh.

男：嗯，嗯。

S: What happened?

S:發生了什麼事？

M: What happened when I was gone?

男：我不在的時候發生了什麼？

S: I finished up the snowman.

S：我完成了雪人的製作。

M: Those are some solidly scary eyes.

M：那是一些實實在在的可怕的眼睛。

S: Very scary, beady eyes!

S:非常嚇人，黑眼圈!

Oh, yeah!

哦，是啊！

Huh?

嗯？

That's a beautiful snowman.

這是個漂亮的雪人。

Kids are gonna be very happy to see this and play with it.

孩子們看到這個會非常高興，並與它一起玩耍。

I think I might get sued by Disney because I think this might be Olaf.

我想我可能會被迪斯尼起訴，因為我認為這可能是歐拉夫。

Could be wrong.

可能是錯的。

M: Nice job.

M：幹得好。

S: Thank you.

S:謝謝你。

M: How's your back feel?

男：你的背部感覺如何？

S: Actually it feels all right.

S:事實上，它感覺很好。

M: Yeah?

M：是嗎？

S: But I don't think I could do any exercising today.

S：但我認為我今天不能做任何運動。

This was very difficult to make.

這是很難做到的。

M: Vigorous.

M: 充滿活力。

S: But it was worth it.

S：但這是值得的。

M: Looks pretty good.

M：看起來很不錯。

That hat looks a lot like a hat that, um, is my hat.

那頂帽子看起來很像一頂帽子，嗯，是我的帽子。

So...

所以...

S: Quality hat that.

S:優質的帽子，。

M: It is a quality hat that.

M：這是一頂優質的帽子，。

S: Oh, yeah.

S:哦，是的。

Beautiful. What a beautiful fun day this is.

美麗。這是多麼美麗有趣的一天。

Cherry blossoms in a snowstorm.

暴風雪中的櫻花。

M: Very strange.

M：非常奇怪。

S: You can see all the cherry blossoms mixed in with the snow.

S：你可以看到所有的櫻花與雪混合在一起。

So wild. I've never seen this before.

如此狂野。我以前從來沒有見過這個。

M: So this is our little local park. We used to come here with Spudgy.

M：所以這是我們當地的小公園。 我們以前經常和斯帕奇來這裡。

It's just around the corner from our house and

它就在離我們家不遠的角落裡，而且

lots of places in Japan have this kind of thing.

在日本，很多地方都有這種東西。

Simon is now pretending to be making a run for it.

西蒙現在正假裝要跑路。

S: You know, I'll catch a snowball and throw right back at you.

S：你知道，我會接住一個雪球，然後直接扔回給你。

Don't you dare!

你敢嗎？

Cut it! Hai yah!

切斷它！海呀！

S: Haha! M: Missed me!

S：哈哈!M: 錯過了我!

S: Gotcha! M: Missed me!

S:抓到你了!M: 錯過了我!

S: Gotcha in your backpack!

S:在你的揹包裡找到你了!

Whoa! You almost got shat on by that tree right behind ya!

哇!你差點就被你身後的那棵樹給砸死了!

All the fresh snow on the ground?

地面上所有的新雪？

That was right for ya!

這對你來說是正確的!

Oh, that would've been so good!

哦，那將會是如此的好!

M: You're getting closer.

M：你越來越接近了。

Very risky move, Simon.

非常冒險的舉動，西蒙。

S: You have one shot, girl.

S：你有一次機會，女孩。

M: You know that I played baseball.

男：你知道我打過棒球。

S: Watch out.

S:小心點。

Hu!

胡!

Still caught it!

還是抓到了!

It's only a bit, though.

不過，這只是一點。

Hai yah!

海呀!

S: Direct shot!/ M: Direct shot!

S:直接射門！/M：直接射門！。

M: Remember me, world!

M：記住我，世界！我是你的朋友。

Remember me as I was.

記住我原來的樣子。

S: Be careful.

S：要小心。

Argh!

啊!

Okay, that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

好了，就這樣吧。不再有 "好先生"。

M: Alright, I'm leaving. Bye, everybody!

男：好了，我走了。再見，各位

S: Someone's gonna grab a real proper snowball.

有人要抓一個真正合適的雪球。

M: Do you wanna build a snowman♪ I gotta go everybody!

男：你想堆雪人嗎？ 我得走了，各位。

S: And whip it at his wife's ass.

S:然後用鞭子抽打他妻子的屁股。

And have her running and screaming the whole way home.

並讓她在回家的路上奔跑和尖叫。

This is how big boys play snowball!

這就是大男孩玩雪球的方式!