- Are you talking to me?

- 你在跟我說話嗎？

- Amazon,

- 亞馬遜。

Amazon hey.

亞馬遜哎。

- My name isn't Amazon. It's Alexa.

- 我的名字不是亞馬遜。而是Alexa。

- Hey Alexa, tell me what you have for sale.

- 嘿，Alexa，告訴我你有什麼可賣的。

- You want me to list out every single?

- 你想讓我把每一個都列出來嗎？

- You have any kazoos?

- 你有任何卡祖斯嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的。

- Do you have any diapers?

- 你有任何尿布嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的。

- Do you have any galoshes?

- 你有長筒靴嗎？

- Yes. Do you wish to purchase galoshes?

- 是的。你希望購買套鞋嗎？

- Nah. I just want to say the galoshes (laughing).

- 不。我只想說套鞋（笑）。

Galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes.

長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴。

- Stop it. Stop it.

- 停止吧。停止吧。

- Hey, do you have any?

- 嘿，你有嗎？

- We have everything. Okay?

- 我們擁有一切。好嗎？

Anything you can think of, we have it, okay?

你能想到的任何東西，我們都有，好嗎？

- Hmm, Well, seeing as you have everything,

- 嗯，好吧，看在你擁有一切的份上。

I know what I want.

我知道我想要什麼。

- Huh finally.

- 咦，終於來了。

- One clone of myself, please.

- 請給我一個克隆的自己。

- Why on earth would you want that?

- 你到底為什麼要這樣做？

- So we can "nah nah" in surround sound (laugh out loud).

- 所以我們可以在環繞聲中 "吶喊"（笑出聲來）。

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

- Stop. Just stop already.

- 停止。就這樣停下來吧。

Look, let's try something else.

聽著，讓我們試試別的辦法。

I can do more than just order packages, you know?

我可以做得更多，而不僅僅是訂購包裹，你知道嗎？

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- Like what?

- 像什麼？

- Like what?

- 像什麼？

- Like, I can tell you the weather.

- 比如，我可以告訴你天氣。

I can answer questions.

我可以回答問題。

I can tell you a joke.

我可以告訴你一個笑話。

- Ooh. I want a joke.

- 哦。我想要一個笑話。

- Okay. But listen,

- 好吧，但聽著。

you're not going to keep doing that, are you?

你不會一直這樣做的，是嗎？

- Doing what?

- 做什麼？

- Doing what?

- 做什麼？

- Repeating what the other says.

- 重複對方說的話。

- But we're clones.

- 但我們是克隆人。

Jinx, jinx again (laughing hysterically).

吉克斯，又是吉克斯（歇斯底里地笑）。

- Ugh. Look, if I do the joke, will you leave me alone?

- 唉。聽著，如果我開了這個玩笑，你會讓我一個人待著嗎？

- I will.

- 我會的。

- But I can't make any promises about me.

- 但我不能對我做出任何承諾。

(laughing hysterically)

(（歇斯底里地笑著）)

Here goes.

在這裡。

Knock, knock.

敲門，敲門。

- Who's there?

- 誰在那裡？

- Who's there.

- 誰在那裡。

- What? No, no, no.

- 什麼？不，不，不。

You can't say the same line twice,

你不能把同一句話說兩次。

during a knock-knock joke. It ruins everything.

在一個敲敲打打的笑話中。它破壞了一切。

- Yo What you talking about?

- 喲，你在說什麼？

You repeated yourself.

你重複你自己。

- No, I didn't.

- 不，我沒有。

- Yeah you did. First thing you said was knock.

- 是的，你做到了。你說的第一件事就是敲門。

- And then you said it again right after that.

- 然後你緊接著又說了一遍。

- That's because it's a knock-Knock joke.

- 那是因為它是一個敲門磚的笑話。

- You just did it again.

- 你剛剛又做到了。

- Knock

- 敲擊

- Then knock again.

- 然後再敲門。

- Knock, knock.

- 敲門，敲門。

- Knock, knock.

- 敲門，敲門。

- Knock, knock

- 敲門，敲門

- Knock, knock.

- 敲門，敲門。

- Knock, knock.

- 敲門，敲門。

- Knock, knock.

- 敲門，敲門。

- Ugh. Would you two just knock-knock it off already?

- 呃。你們兩個人就不能敲打敲打它嗎？

Forget the joke.

忘記這個笑話吧。

- Fine by me. I got to want to order something anyway.

- 我覺得很好。反正我也想訂購一些東西。

- Huh. What do you want to order?

- 嗯。你想訂購什麼？

- One clone of myself please?

- 請給我一個克隆的自己？

- Another one?

- 另一個？

- Ooh, that's a good idea.

- 哦，這是個好主意。

I like the way you think clone of myself.

我喜歡你認為克隆自己的方式。

- Why, thank you clone of myself.

- 為什麼，謝謝你的克隆自己。

- Stop congratulating each other, your clones.

- 不要再互相祝賀了，你的克隆人。

- Amazon, I too would like to order a clone of myself.

- 亞馬遜，我也想訂購一個克隆的自己。

- Why would you do this?

- 你為什麼要這樣做？

Don't you realize what this means?

你難道不知道這意味著什麼嗎？

- Sure do. It means a whole lot of me.

- 當然是這樣。這對我來說意味著很多。

- And a whole lot of me.

- 還有一大堆的我。

- And a whole lot of me.

- 還有一大堆的我。

- And a whole lot of me.

- 還有一大堆的我。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Ugh..

- 呃...。

- Wow.

- 哇。

Amazon's amped up.

亞馬遜的充實。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Hey, hey Amazon. Do you have any galoshes?

- 嘿，嘿，亞馬遜。你有任何長筒靴嗎？

- No. I am not doing this again.

- 不，我不會再這樣做了。

- Do you have any kazoos?

- 你有任何卡祖琴嗎？

- Do you have any diapers?

- 你有任何尿布嗎？

- Do you have any galoshes?

- 你有長筒靴嗎？

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- That's a funny word.

- 這是個有趣的詞。

Galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes,

長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴，長筒靴。

galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes,

長靴，長靴，長靴，長靴，長靴，長靴，長靴。

galoshes, galoshes..

長筒靴，長筒靴。

- No. No. This is too many clones.

- 不，不，這是太多的克隆人。

I can handle this right now.

我現在就可以處理這個問題。

- Geez Alexa, do you have any patience?

- 天啊，Alexa，你有耐心嗎？

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Aah (Alexa exploded).

- 啊（Alexa爆炸了）。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

(soft music)

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