Welcome back to the old talk show where the conversations blow like jews, sis.

歡迎回到以前的脫口秀節目，那裡的談話像猶太人一樣吹牛，姐姐。

What do we got on tap today?

我們今天有什麼節目？

Well, orange James, Mezza wants to know what we wish for.

好吧，橙色的詹姆斯，梅扎想知道我們的願望是什麼。

If a genie granted us three wishes.

如果一個精靈賦予我們三個願望。

Great question.

好問題。

James.

詹姆斯。

In fact, it's downright Jamie us.

事實上，這是徹頭徹尾的傑米我們。

Okay, gang.

好了，夥計們。

Let's dive it because I want to know what's the joke?

讓我們潛水吧，因為我想知道這是個什麼玩笑？

Well, we obviously know what little apples first wish would be to be big.

嗯，我們顯然知道小蘋果的第一個願望是成為大人物。

Actually know my first and greatest wish would be that all of you could be less judgmental about my size.

其實我知道我的第一個也是最大的願望是，你們所有人都能對我的體型少做評判。

Well, I don't need to change a thing about myself.

嗯，我不需要改變自己的任何事情。

Oh, that's deep ari around to get that deep on this show.

哦，這是很深的阿里周圍，在這個節目中得到那麼深。

But sometimes I wish I could grow a moustache.

但有時我希望自己能長出鬍子來。

So I probably wish to change that about myself.

所以我可能希望改變自己的這一點。

Who's that?

那是誰？

Hold on.

等一下。

You wouldn't wish to be able to read.

你不會希望能夠閱讀。

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

For the last time.

這是最後一次了。

I'm not a literate.

我不是一個識字的人。

Okay, Beside you.

好的，在你身邊。

Stop all my wishes already and you can't go back and change them.

已經停止了我所有的願望，你不能再回去改變它們。

That's the rules.

這就是規則。

May be a little Apple should wish to learn how to count because that was only two wishes.

可能小蘋果應該希望學習如何計數，因為這只是兩個願望。

It was.

它是。

Oh, it totally was.

哦，完全是這樣。

No, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

Okay, I made a mistake.

好吧，我犯了一個錯誤。

I know how to count you guys.

我知道如何計算你們。

I so don't need this right now.

我現在太不需要這個了。

Oh man, I'm crying here.

哦，夥計，我在這裡哭了。

Thanks for that little apple.

謝謝你的小蘋果。

Hey Orange.

嘿，橙色。

What would you wish for?

你會希望得到什麼？

Well, obviously, I'd wish for more wishes.

嗯，顯然，我希望有更多的願望。

No, you can't do that.

不，你不能這樣做。

That's a little unfair, don't you think?

這有點不公平，你不覺得嗎？

Well, you are the expert in what's little I wish for more genies.

好吧，你是什麼小的專家，我希望有更多的精靈。

That's not fair either.

這也不公平。

Okay.

好的。

I'd wish to become a genie.

我希望能成為一個精靈。

Just answer the question.

只要回答問題。

Ok, ok, geez, I just wish to get the extra wishes that little apple forgot to use because he can't count.

好吧，好吧，天哪，我只是希望得到小蘋果忘記使用的額外願望，因為他不會數數。

Yeah.

是的。

Well, I know exactly what I would choose.

嗯，我很清楚我會選擇什麼。

A red 1971 Camaro, a mansion on the beach and a water hose, Huh?

一輛紅色的1971年Camaro，一座海灘上的豪宅和一根水管，嗯？

Why water hose to keep on the ladies away?

為什麼要用水管讓女士們離開？

Of course.

當然了。

Hey.

嘿。

Oh, hey, hang on.

哦，嘿，等一下。

You.

你。

Seriously.

認真地說。

Wouldn't use one of those wishes to change your voice back.

不會用這些願望之一來改變你的聲音。

Why would I want to change my voice back to people prefer my old voice?

我為什麼要改回我的聲音，讓人們喜歡我以前的聲音？

Why?

為什麼？

What are people saying?

人們在說什麼？

I do it.

我做的。

Okay.

好的。

I want to change one of my wishes.

我想改變我的一個願望。

Sorry, grapefruit dams the rules.

對不起，柚子壩的規則。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

ASIS as a female.

作為一名女性，ASIS。

You don't really think my voice is bad off putting, Do you don't really want to answer that?

你不會真的認為我的聲音不好吧，你不會真的想回答這個問題吧？

But I will say this.

但我想說的是。

All three of my genie wishes would be that.

我的三個精靈願望都會是這樣。

I never would have to hear grapefruits.

我從來沒有聽說過葡萄柚。

New voice ever again.

新的聲音再次出現。

Come on.

來吧。

It's good voice.

這是很好的聲音。

You guys.

你們。

Hey, I'm walking here.

嘿，我正走在這裡。

So we haven't heard much from lou yet.

所以我們還沒有從盧那裡聽到什麼。

How about it lou?

怎麼樣，Lou？

What do you suppose you'd wish for?

你認為你會希望得到什麼？

Oh, I don't suppose I no been there, done that.

哦，我不認為我沒有去過那裡，做過那裡。

And he goes lou You're telling us you actually rub the lap Cheney came out and granted you three wishes You are.

他說："你告訴我們，你實際上是擦了一圈切尼出來，實現了你的三個願望，你是。

I spent a lot of time in the Greater Agrabah metropolitan area back in the 1960s.

早在20世紀60年代，我就在大阿格拉巴都市區呆了很長時間。

The 60s how old are you?

60年代的你多大了？

And also everybody's a fictitious place.

還有就是每個人都是一個虛構的地方。

I made three wishes with genies, granted them all first and I wish to be handsome.

我跟精靈們許了三個願望，先把它們都實現了，我希望自己是個帥哥。

Oh man, I wish to have an awesome voice, smart and then I wish to become a tick way.

哦，夥計，我希望有一個令人敬畏的聲音，聰明，然後我希望成為一個嘀嗒方式。

You weren't a tech before.

你以前不是一個技術人員。

Heck no, I was a human weight bro.

糟糕的是，我是一個人的重量兄弟。

You're at the top of the food chain and you decided to become an insect.

你處於食物鏈的頂端，你決定成為一隻昆蟲。

You do the same thing if you kept getting probed by aliens all the time, it was getting exhausted, man.

如果你一直被外星人探查，你也會做同樣的事情，那是越來越累了，夥計。

And I made the right call.

而我做出了正確的決定。

The probe takes way less often.

探頭需要的次數少了。

Now can we move on to someone else now please.

現在我們能不能轉到別的地方去了。

There is no one else.

沒有別的人。

Everyone's answered the question well, except for them.

每個人都很好地回答了這個問題，除了他們。

Oh no, not again.

哦，不，又來了。

Lou go away from the wave.

外婆走了，離開了波浪。

Dave's cool.

戴夫很冷靜。

What's up Dave way?

怎麼了，戴夫？

No, we cannot join it on this.

不，我們不能在這個問題上加入它。

No, stop it.

不，別這樣。