Are you trying to break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend but can't?

你正在試著和你的女朋友或男朋友分手可是卻失敗嗎？

Are you trying to dump somebody but don't know what to say?

你正在試著甩別人，但卻不知道要說什麼嗎？

Well...today is your lucky day. You've come to the right place.

恩...今天是你的幸運日。你來到了對的地方。

I'm gonna teach you the best, most effective, 100 percent guaranteed break up lines.

我即將要傳授給你最棒，最有效率，百分之百保證的分手語錄。

You will walk out single, and ready to mingle like a pringle.

你將會變成單身貴族。

These are the most success...popu... These one work!

這謝是最成功，有名，這些會成功。

(Best Break Up Lines)

（最佳分手語錄）

It's not you...It's me.

不是你的錯...是我。

Just kidding...It's definitely you...Girl, Bye!

開玩笑的。絕對是你的錯。女孩，掰！

The doctor told me I have the new allergy.

醫生說我有過敏。

Oh no... What are you allergic to?

噢不！你對什麼過敏？

I'm allergic to your BO...So, Sorry.

我對你的體味過敏...所以，不好意思摟。

Hey...It's not you...It's your mom! I'm in love with your mom.

嘿！不是你的錯，是你媽的錯。我愛上你媽了。

Excuse you! My mom is fifty.

不好意思！我媽50歲了！

Your mama got it go and on. Can I have her number?

你的媽媽是我的菜，我可以要他的電話號碼嗎？

Dang! Your ex is really attractive.

天啊！你的前男/女友真的很吸引人誒！！

Oh...really...Who?

噢真的喲！！誰啊?

Me! Bye!

我啊～～掰！！

I just save 50 percent of my money on Valentine's Day by switching to single. Bye.

我剛剛省了我一半的零用錢在情人節上，因為我剛剛恢復單身了！掰

Hey! Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face is pretty messed up.

嘿！你是從天堂掉下來的嗎？因為你的臉真的被撞爛了

I cannot do it anymore. We're done.

我不能再忍了,我們分手吧

Hey! Wanna see a cool magic trick?

嘿！你想看一個酷魔術嗎？

Oh...sure. I love magic tricks.

噢！當然好啊！我最喜歡魔術了

Abracadabra cajan! Poof! You're single.

阿布拉咔嗒不拉！碰！你單身了：）

Wait, what?

等一下，什麼？！

Classic Z formation.

經典Ｚ公式！

WE ARE THROUGH BYE.

我 們 結 束 了 再 見！！

Hey! Wanna hear a funny joke?

嘿！想聽一個笑話嗎？

Oh sure...I love jokes

恩...好啊！我最喜歡聽笑話了！

Our relationship.

我們的關係就是一個大笑話.

Hey I just met you and you are crazy. I got a new number so call me never。

嘿！我剛認識了，你是瘋子,所以我換了新的電話號碼，然後永遠別打給我了！（改編歌詞）

Hey so I heard a song today and it described our relationship perfectly.

嘿我今天聽到了一首超符合我們的關係的歌

Oh...oh really? What is it?

噢！噢真的嗎？哪一首啊？

WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. Like ever...

我們永遠永遠永遠都不會再在一起了！永遠。（歌詞）

Well...fliggle my giggle. That is just rude.

好吧，你竟然取笑我們的感情！你真沒禮貌！

Did you hear about that new movie that is called other people?

你有聽過你一部新的電影叫做”別人“嗎？

You know...I don't think I've heard that movie.

你知道...我不覺得我有聽過這部電影。

That what I want to see. As in... I wanna see other people. So...Bye.

那正是我要看的電影。換句話說，我想跟別人約會。所以，掰。

You are so nice and you're pretty in all that but

你人很好整體而言又很漂亮，可是，

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi. You ugly. Eh Yeah! You ugly.

（歌詞）

Well...Excuse me. Never in my life have I ever met someone so rude.

不好意思，你知道。我生命中從來沒有遇過這麼沒禮貌的人。

Hey baby...Can I read you a poem I wrote?

黑！寶貝！我可以念一首我寫的詩給你聽嗎？

Oh...No way! You shouldn't have.

噢！不可能！你沒有必要這樣。

Roses are red, violets are blue. Trashes dumped and so are you.

玫瑰是紅色的，紫羅蘭是藍色的。垃圾被我丟了，你也是。

Wait...what?

等等...什麼？

Hey...I'm really sorry but our relationship is about as real as your weave. Girl...Bye.

嘿！我真的很抱歉。但我們的關係就和你的編髮一樣真。女孩...再見。

This is 100 percent authentic.

這是百分之百真實的。

I am an independent Black woman who does not need a man.

我是一個獨立的黑人女人，我不需要男人。

I'm out!

我退出了！

Knock knock

摳摳

Who's there? Single!

誰在那？單身！

Single who? Single you!

單身什麼？單身你！

So... sometimes I felt like we're gonna date forever.

有時候我覺得我們可以約會一輩子。

Awe... You just as sweet as loving.

噢...你好會甜言蜜語。

But then again, I sometimes have the feeling that I can do crystal meth, and then I think... better not.

但是相同的，有時候我感覺我可以吸安非他命，但是後來我想想，最好還是不要了。

Thank you guys so much for watching. Please give this video a big thumbs up for me and comment below some other break up lines.

謝謝你們的觀賞。請幫我按讚然後在下面留言另外一些分手的經典語錄吧！

Make sure you subscribe to me. If you're not, i make videos every Sunday on this channel and please follow me on Twitter and Tumblr and Instagram and the rest of my stuffs I'll have down here.

確定你有訂閱我。如果沒有，我每個星期天都會錄影片在這個頻道上。然後在推特，Tumblr，Instagram，還有其他我下面有留的這些社群網站上追蹤我

I recently just gone on District Line Store and I have two new shirts up for sale. You can check out the link for that as well down below.

我最近在District Line店裡上架的兩件衣服正在特價。你也可以查看我放在下面的連結。

That's pretty much it. I'll see you guys next Sunday. O K BYE SEE YOU LATER

這大概就是全部了。我們下週日見。好 吧 掰 我 們 下 次 見。