Uh... Uh... I'll have an, uh...

呃......呃......我會有一個，呃......。

Uh... Uh... Uh...

呃......呃......呃......。

Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob!

是的，是的！我承認，海綿寶寶！

I love Krabby Patties!

我喜歡蟹皇堡

I knew it all along, Squidward.

我一直都知道，章魚哥。

No one can resist a Krabby Patty!

沒有人能夠抗拒蟹皇堡的誘惑。

Squidward! How many are you eating?

章魚哥！你在吃多少？

Squidward!

章魚哥！

[laughing maniacally]

[狂笑聲]

Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!

章魚哥，你不能一次吃完那麼多的肉餅！？

Squidward!

章魚哥！

What's going to happen? Am I going to blow up?

將會發生什麼？我是不是要爆炸了？

No, worse. It'll go right to your thighs.

不，更糟。它將直接進入你的大腿。

My thighs?

我的大腿？

And then you blow up.

然後你就炸了。

[Patrick] sGreat idea, Squidward.

[帕特里克]好主意，章魚哥。

But you're still just a land creature.

但你仍然只是一個土地生物。

Squirrels can do anything they want to.

松鼠可以做任何他們想做的事情。

I bet you can't eat

我打賭你不能吃

a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

一口就能吃到豪華蟹皇堡。

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

Give me that!

把它給我！

They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.

他們叫我Cheeks不是沒有道理的。

[laughing] Thank you. Thank you.

[笑] 謝謝你。謝謝你。

[Patrick] I'm a bit more complicated than that.

[帕特里克]我的情況比這更復雜。

- SpongeBob? - Yes, Squidward?

- 海綿寶寶？- 是的，章魚哥？

I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun

我需要一份海帶麵包上的三重蟹皇堡

with extra sea pickle and...

配有額外的海泡菜和...

and burn it to a crisp, okay?

並把它燒成灰燼，好嗎？

Coming right up!

馬上就來!

Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.

聽著，章魚哥，我想為之前的事情道歉。

I was only trying to make you happy.

我只是想讓你開心。

[Squidward moans and groans]

[章魚哥的呻吟聲和呻吟聲]

...and they don't all have to like the same things.

...而且他們不一定都喜歡同樣的東西。

Don't go...

不要去...

While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.

雖然我堅決不同意你的決定，但我接受它。

You know, it's not often I get to make one like this.

你知道，我很少有機會做這樣的作品。

I want to see the look on their face

我想看到他們臉上的表情

when they take that first bite.

當他們咬下第一口的時候。

[Patrick] That looks great!

[帕特里克]這看起來很好!

Here you go, sir.

給你，先生。

A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works.

一個特大號的超級蟹皇的作品。

Double batter fried.

雙層面糊炸制。

On a stick.

在一根棍子上。

Thanks.

謝謝。

- Barnacle head. - Pardon me?

- 藤壺頭。- 請原諒我？

You forgot your mayonnaise.

你忘了你的蛋黃醬。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Look at them eating that garbage.

看看他們吃的那些垃圾。

It's disgusting.

這很令人厭惡。

They're sickening.

他們是令人噁心的。

I hate Krabby Patties.

我討厭蟹皇堡。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Good one, Squidward.

說得好，章魚哥。

[Patrick laughs] Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!

[帕特里克笑]章魚哥！章魚哥！章魚哥！

One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

請給我一份蟹皇堡的怪物。

Hmph, no one's ordered the Monster Patty in ages.

哼，已經很久沒有人訂購怪物帕蒂了。

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

海綿寶寶，一個怪物蟹皇堡。

[gasps]

[喘息聲]

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!

你說怪物蟹皇堡嗎？

Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.

呃，一個蟹皇堡的怪物。

Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?!

咦？怪獸蟹皇派？

[everyone] Monster Krabby Patty?!

[大家]怪物蟹皇堡？

Monster Krabby Patty?!

怪獸蟹皇派？

Oh, dear Neptune.

哦，親愛的海王星。

Oh, boy.

哦，孩子。

We can do this.

我們可以這樣做。

At the count of three, we flip. Ready?

數到三時，我們就翻轉。準備好了嗎？

One, two...

一，二...

Three!

三！

Spat?

吐槽？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[Patrick sobbing] SpongeBob!

[派大星抽泣] 海綿寶寶！

One Krabby Patty for me

給我一個蟹皇堡

and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.

還有一個男孩的Pipsqueak Patty。

Now wait just a darn minute--

現在，請稍等片刻 --

[disappointed moans]

[失望的呻吟聲]

I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty!

我不想要一個Pipsqueak Patty!

I want an adult-size Krabby Patty!

我想要一個成人尺寸的蟹皇堡！"。

The Krabby Patty is too big for you.

蟹皇堡對你來說太大。

You'll never finish it.

你永遠不會完成它。

Don't you see what you're doing?

你不知道你在做什麼嗎？

You're treating me like a child!

你把我當做一個孩子!

The boy's eyes are bigger than his stomach.

這個男孩的眼睛比他的肚子還大。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

And that's another thing, I'm not a boy!

這也是另一件事，我不是一個男孩！我不是一個男孩。

I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles

我太老了，皺紋裡都長出了毛髮

on my liver spots!

在我的肝斑上!

One Pipsqueak Patty.

一個Pipsqueak Patty。

And your bib and highchair.

還有你的圍嘴和高腳椅。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!

我已經68歲了，我想吃蟹皇堡。

Your Pipsqueak is getting cold.

你的Pipsqueak正在變冷。

Shall I feed you?

要我餵你嗎？

Feed this, old man!

喂這個，老傢伙！

[in unison] Ooh...!

[齊聲]哦...!

[Patrick] What?! That's a rip-off!

[帕特里克]什麼？這是個騙局！

Ahoy there, Krusty Krab, how can I help you?

你好，蟹堡王，有什麼可以幫你的嗎？

Pizza? Of course we have pizza!

披薩？我們當然有披薩!

Uh, Mr. Krabs...

呃，蟹老闆...

Our delivery squid will bring it right over.

我們的送貨魷魚會馬上送過來。

Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.

蟹老闆，我們不提供比薩餅。

We don't deliver.

我們不提供。

We don't deliver, but you do.

我們不提供，但你提供。

Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?

你就不能讓海綿寶寶來做嗎？

Great idea. Take him with you.

好主意。帶上他。

♪ The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza, absolutivally ♪

螃蟹堡的披薩是披薩，絕對的?

♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪

披薩...披薩...

[humming and beatboxing]

[哼唱和打拍子]

♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪

披薩...披薩...

♪ Krusty Krab pizza ♪

♪蟹堡王披薩 ♪

♪ Is the pizza ♪

? 是披薩 ?

♪ Yeah, for you andme! ♪

# 是的，為了你和我!♪

[Patrick] Now this is fun!

[帕特里克]現在這很有趣！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Why, what an interesting shape.

為什麼，多麼有趣的形狀。

Are those for sale?

這些是要出售的嗎？

Why? Would you like to buy one?

為什麼？你想買一個嗎？

Well, that would depend on the price.

嗯，這將取決於價格。

Would you pay the same as what a Krabby Patty costs?

你會支付與蟹皇堡價格相同的費用嗎？

Hmm... Sure, I suppose so.

嗯...。當然，我想是的。

How about double?

雙倍如何？

Now you're talking!

現在你在說什麼？

Krabby Patties again?

又是蟹皇堡？

[sighs] If only there were something else.

[嘆氣]如果有別的東西就好了。

Hey, what you got there, Frank?

嘿，你有什麼，弗蘭克？

It's new. Tastes just like a Krabby Patty

它是新的。味道就像蟹皇堡的味道

but it's shaped like a wiener.

但它的形狀像一個維納。

Well, that sounds very interesting! Yeah!

嗯，這聽起來非常有趣!是啊！

Hey, I'd like to request a wiener.

嘿，我想申請一個維納。

- Me too! - Me too!

- 我也是!- 我也是！

[chanting] Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!

[誦讀]Wieners!醃菜！醃菜！醃菜！ 醃菜！

How do you choose just one?

你如何只選擇一個呢？

Hey, buddy, what the heck is that?

嘿，夥計，那是什麼東西？

Why, this is a hole, good sir.

為什麼，這是個洞，好先生。

You see, I am a sponge, and we typically--

你看，我是一塊海綿，而我們通常...

Not that. That!

不是那個。是那個！

It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty

這只是一個小小的蟹皇堡。

smothered in jellyfish jelly.

悶在水母果凍裡。

I call it a "Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly".

我稱它為 "帶水母果凍的蟹皇堡"。

Could I try some?

我可以試一試嗎？

Sure!

當然!

Amazing!

驚人的!

I've got to tell someone about this!

我一定要告訴別人這件事!

♪ Hey, all you people! ♪

? 嘿，所有的人!♪

♪ Hey, all you people! ♪

? 嘿，所有的人!♪

♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

嘿，所有的人 你不聽我說嗎？

♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich! ♪

我剛剛吃了一個三明治 不是普通的三明治!♪

♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly! ♪

充滿水母果凍的三明治！？

♪ Hey, man, you've got To try this sandwich! ♪

? 嘿，夥計，你一定要試試這個三明治！?♪

♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪

? 這不是普通的三明治!♪

♪ It's the tastiest Sandwich in the sea ♪

這是大海中最美味的三明治

♪ Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a Dob-a dab-a dee dow ♪

Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a Dob-a dab-a dee dow?

Yeah!

是的!

[laughs] Thank you!

[笑]謝謝你!

[Patrick crying]

[帕特里克哭泣]

He wants one of everything.

他每樣東西都要一個。

Then we'll give him a smorgasbord!

那我們就給他一個大雜燴!

The future of the Krusty Krab is at stake!

蟹堡王的未來岌岌可危!

Try the Krusty Kelp Dog, sir!

試試克魯斯海帶狗，先生！

The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven.

黃油藤壺是天堂的一抹亮色。

The Powdered Driftwood is exquisite.

漂流木粉是很精緻的。

- Fresh Sludge Pudding? - More Diet Red Tide?

- 新鮮的淤泥布丁？- 更多飲食紅潮？

- Some Fried Flotsam? - Please, gentlemen!

- 一些油炸的浮屍？- 拜託，先生們！

Leave me to finish my work in peace.

讓我平靜地完成我的工作。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

[Patrick laughs] I spy with my little eye...

[帕特里克笑]我用我的小眼睛偷看...

If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty,

如果那個冒名頂替者想吃蟹皇堡。

then by Neptune, we'll give him one!

那麼由海王星，我們將給他一個！

You're dancing with the crab man now!

你現在是在和螃蟹人跳舞!

Join me, boy, or you're fired!

加入我，孩子，否則你就被解僱了！

It doesn't seem right...

這似乎不對...

but it feels so good!

但感覺好極了!

Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

海馬蘿蔔，海洋中最狡猾的東西。

Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings

哦，等一下，我有一罐腳趾甲的碎屑

in my office!

在我的辦公室裡!

Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

哎呀，我把它掉在廁所裡了!

Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

好吧，把它撈出來，我把它晒乾

with me gym socks!

與我的運動襪!

[SpongeBob giggling]

[海綿寶寶咯咯笑]

[Mr. Krabs] Why, that's the most diabolical

[蟹老闆] 為什麼，這是最邪惡的

Krabby Patty ever spawned!

蟹皇堡有史以來最受歡迎的蟹皇堡!

I call it the "Nasty Patty".

我叫它 "討厭的帕蒂"。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[Patrick] Uh... Uh... Uh...

[呃......呃......呃......呃......。

Uh, I'll have a...

呃，我有一個...

Uh...

呃...