Name: Martin Lawrence Live (2002) - 大便調情場景 (9/10) | Movieclips (Martin Lawrence Live (2002) - Poop Flirting Scene (9/10) | Movieclips)
Uploaded: 2021-08-13T18:05:19.000Z
Duration: 3 min 11 s

過去進行式

and one day I was looking at something on tv and I laughed brian I shit or myself.

有一天，我正在看電視上的東西，我笑了，布萊恩，我拉屎或我自己。

過去簡單式

Yeah and it was that borderline it was just really all soft shit because I only had liquids in me and I it just smeared all around my fucking thigh and it was thinking like a motherfucker oh god oh and I was getting ready to ring the bell and I said hell no I can't call that five mother I can tell that fun motherfucker that I don't shit on myself I can't tell her.

是的，它是那種邊緣性的，它真的是所有的軟狗屎，因為我只有液體在我身上，我它只是在我他媽的大腿周圍塗抹，它像一個混蛋一樣思考，哦，上帝哦，我正準備敲鐘，我說地獄，我不能叫那五個母親，我可以告訴那個有趣的混蛋，我不在自己身上拉屎，我不能告訴她。

情態助動詞 A2

I know she got a fine friend that nor fine friend all the fine was gonna know I did it nah I can't do it.

我知道她有一個很好的朋友，也有一個很好的朋友，所有的人都會知道是我乾的，我不能這樣做。

I'm holding by those that that could take it up.

我被那些可以接受它的人牽著鼻子走。

It was cutting through my passage baby baby baby baby baby baby break break break.

它正在切開我的通道寶貝寶貝寶貝寶貝寶貝寶貝休息休息休息。

I shit it all myself and this fine woman came in and cleans up the shit and she was so patient with me and she said mr Lawrence don't worry about I know you're a little embarrassed but these things happen right now we told you you know your bowels and everything you're you know you're just your muscles are not strong so don't worry about it okay but there's no need to be embarrassed.

我自己拉完了，這個好心的女人進來清理糞便，她對我很有耐心，她說勞倫斯先生不要擔心，我知道你有點尷尬，但這些事情現在就發生了，我們告訴你，你知道你的腸子和一切你知道你只是你的肌肉不強壯，所以不要擔心好嗎，但沒有必要感到尷尬。

These kind of things happen that's why you know this is the hospital but don't worry about it and then she started cleaning me as she cleaned and she wiped that's I looked at her this woman was cleaning dude dude off me.

這些事情發生了，這就是為什麼你知道這是醫院，但不要擔心，然後她開始給我清洗，她一邊清洗一邊擦拭，我看著她，這個女人在給我清洗花花公子。

And then that was a beautiful thing for them to do for her to do.

然後那是他們為她做的一件美麗的事情。

And after that shit about Maybe seven more times I would say went from hardship duty bullshit little dude all kind of shit shit with corn in it And stuff and she clean it up, clean it up about the 10th doodle.

在那之後，也許還有七次，我想說的是，從艱苦的工作到胡扯的小夥計，所有種類的狗屎都有玉米在裡面之類的東西，她把它清理掉，清理掉大約第十次塗鴉。

She was mad and her mother Fucker, all that professional went out the window.

她很生氣，她的母親Fucker，所有的專業都出了窗外。

Mr Lawrence that this shit don't make no sense.

勞倫斯先生說，這狗屎沒有任何意義。

Okay, you have been in this hospital all this time and you ain't work your fucking muscles yet shitting all over the place.

好吧，你已經在這個醫院裡呆了這麼久，你還沒有鍛鍊好你那該死的肌肉，卻在這裡拉了一身的屎。

Are you gonna act like you want to get with me?

你要表現得像你想和我在一起嗎？