May the happiness we share with them today be with them always.

Now, Emily, repeat after me.

"I, Emily ..."

"I, Emily ..."

"... Take thee, Ross ..."

"... Take thee, Ross .."

"... as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health till death parts us."

"... as my lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health until death parts us."

Now, Ross, repeat after me.

"I, Ross ..."

"I, Ross ..."

"... take thee, Emily ..."

"... take thee, Rachel ..."

Emily.

Uh, Emily.

Shall I go on?

He-he said Rachel, right?

Do you think I should go up there?

Yes, yes, do go on.

-I think we better start again. -Yes.

Ross, repeat after me.

"I, Ross ..."

"I, Ross ..."

"Take thee, Emily ..."

"Take thee, Emily ..."

Like there'd be anybody else.

"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health till death parts us."

"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health until death parts us."

Really, I do. Emily.

Do you have the rings?

Emily, place this ring on Ross' finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting.

Ross, place this ring in Emily's hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.

Happy to.

Ross and Emily have made their declarations.

And it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

This is worse than when he married the lesbian.

Just keep smiling.

Okay.

-Well, that went well. -Yeah.

It could've been worse. He could've shot her.

That, uh, that was pretty funny, wasn't it?