I've always had this image of us in our 90s hunting down criminals at the retirement home, but I guess that was just a dumb fantasy.

我一直想像我們 90 好幾的時候在養老院追捕罪犯，但我想這只是一個愚蠢的白日夢。

Jake, are you crying?

Jake，你在哭嗎？

No.... Yes!

沒有！有啦。

In the face of crisis...

面對危機...

I seem to have sent a digital phallus portrait.

我好像把陰莖的照片發出去了。

Oh, no! You sent him a [bleep] pic.

不！你傳了一張*照給他。

Chaos...

混亂...

The other district sent us their Hitchcock-and-Scullys.

其他的分局送來他們的 Hitchcock 跟 Scully 們.

Dear God!

我的老天爺！

- Nine-Nine! - Nine-Nine!

- 荒唐分局！- 荒唐分局！

And childcare.

還有托育。

- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

- 你為什麼在這裡？- 妳為什麼在這裡？

(Both) You're supposed to be getting Matt from daycare!

(同時) 你應該要去托兒所接 Matt 的！

Oh!

不好了！

One team will rise...

一個團隊將會...

This workplace is my family. Was that not clear? Holt is my dad, you're my mean older sister, Amy's my mom.

這個地方就是我的家，難道還不夠明顯嘛？Holt 是我爸，你是我很壞的姊姊，Amy 是我媽。

- What?! - What? What did I say?

- 什麼？ - 什麼？ 我說了什麼？

For one...

最後....

Hot damn!

帥到翻。

Last...

一次...

(Laughs)

(嘲笑)

Ride.

出任務。

"It is", as Peralta would say, "no big whoop."

就像 Peralta 會說的：「沒什麼大不了。」

I actually don't pronounce the "H" in "whoop".

我其實不會發 whoop 的 h 。

Let's ride!

出任務囉！

My edibles just kicked in.

藥效發作了。

Aah! Aah!

好燙！好燙！

(Alarm blaring) Whoo, boy!

(警鈴作響) 天啊！

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

彈，彈，彈彈彈。

(Dog growls)

(狗狗低吼)

Witness the end...

見證最後一季的...

Oh, dear.

老天。

Whoo!

嗚呼！

Of the Nine-Nine.

荒唐分局。

Well, it seems I was wrong. So "whoop" is big after all.

看來我唸錯了，所以「whoop」其實大有學問嘛。

Again, though, there's -- there's no "H" in "whoop."

再說一次，whoop 裡的 h 不發音。

- 'W'hoop. - W'h'oop.

- W「h」oop. - 「W」hoop.。

Am I crazy? How do you say it

是我有問題嗎？你怎麼念？

- I say "hu-woop." - Okay.

- 我念「hu-woop」。- 算了。

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine." The final season premiers August 12th on NBC, and watch all past seasons on Peacock.

「荒唐分局」最後一季將於 8 月 12 日在 NBC 首播，並在 Peacock 上觀看過去的所有季數。