If you have ever been to an Ikea, you know how huge they are, but this on is in Shinjuku

如果你曾經去過宜家，你就會知道它們有多大，但這是在新宿。

And it's tiny, so what are they gonna have, how's it going to be different. We're gonna check all of that out. It should be a lot of fun to see.

而且它很小，所以他們會有什麼，會有什麼不同。我們會檢查所有這些的。這應該是非常有趣的事情。

[Life in Japan theme music]

[生活在日本的主題音樂]

Whoa, here they come! What a troop.

哇，他們來了好一支部隊。

What? McDonalds? Right there. McDonalds? Really?

什麼？麥當勞？就在那裡。麥當勞？真的嗎？

There's our train. Ok.

我們的火車來了。好的。

Gonna go. Gonna see Shinjuku right out the window. Once it goes. Oh, here we go. Can you look?

要走了。會看到新宿就在窗外。一旦它走了。哦，我們來了。你能看看嗎？

Here, look and see.

在這裡，看一看，看一看。

Oh, yep, there it is. Look. That's where we're going.

哦，是的，就在這裡。你看。這就是我們要去的地方。

Where all those tall buildings are? Yep.

那些高樓大廈都在哪裡？是的。

It's humongous. Can you see it?

它是巨大的。你能看到它嗎？

It's a hamburger. Ok, a nice burger place? It's this way.

這是一個漢堡包。好吧，一個漂亮的漢堡包店？是這樣的。

Before we can check out this really small Ikea, the kids just have to eat. And guess where they want to go?

在我們可以檢查這個非常小的宜家之前，孩子們只是要吃東西。猜猜他們想去哪裡？

So, when we go out together, it's kids choice today where we get to eat. Of all the places we could eat, what was decided?

是以，當我們一起出去的時候，今天是孩子們選擇我們去哪裡吃飯。在所有我們可以吃的地方中，什麼被決定了？

McDonalds. McDonalds, huh?

麥當勞。麥當勞，嗯？

McDonalds it is.

麥當勞就在這裡。

Daddy, sit right here. Sit right there?

爸爸，坐在這裡。坐在那裡？

Yeah, sit by me. Ok, I'll sit right over here.

是的，坐在我身邊。好的，我就坐在這裡。

So, we are very curious, what are we going to find at this Ikea, how's it gonna be, huh guys?

是以，我們非常好奇，我們在這個宜家會發現什麼，會是怎樣的，呵呵，夥計們？

I know, do they deliver, do they have a warehouse? Probably not.

我知道，他們是否送貨，是否有倉庫？可能沒有。

Well, it doesn't even look like an Ikea, does it?

好吧，它甚至看起來都不像宜家，不是嗎？

It does not look like an Ikea.

它看起來並不像一個宜家。

Right when we walk in, what do we got?

當我們走進去的時候，我們得到了什麼？

We have foods. It's food! Oh, and all the self-checkouts. All the checkouts are down here, cool.

我們有食物。是食物！是食物哦，還有所有的自助收銀機。所有的收銀臺都在這下面，很酷。

Looks like we need to go up, huh? Yeah. Ok.

看來我們需要上去了，是嗎？是的。好的。

What are we gonna find Becca? I don't know. Oh! That scared me.

我們要怎麼找貝卡？我不知道。哦，嚇死我了。

You scared yourself? Yes I did. Oh, here we go. Ok, the first look at things.

你把自己嚇壞了？是的，我做到了。哦，我們來了。好了，第一眼看到的東西。

Here's decoration, lighting, workspace, dining, living room storage & organizers and living room.

這裡有裝修、照明、工作空間、餐飲、客廳儲物和組織者以及客廳。

Then upstairs is children's accessories/bathroom, wardrobe and small storage...

然後樓上是兒童用品/浴室，衣櫃和小儲藏室......。

You know what? I bet they have all stuff for small spaces. They have nothing for full size houses. Makes sense.

你知道嗎？我打賭他們有小空間的所有東西。他們沒有適合全尺寸房屋的東西。有道理。

Joshua, what did you find? I think its a drone. A drone?

喬舒亞，你發現了什麼？我認為是一架無人機。一架無人機？

Sure enough. It's just for decoration though, they're not real drones.

果然如此。不過這只是為了裝飾，它們不是真正的無人機。

So I guess you could put it in your house if you wanted to decorate it with drones.

所以我想，如果你想用無人機來裝飾你的房子，你可以把它放在家裡。

There's the sofas. And they are all small. Yep.

還有就是沙發。而且它們都是小的。是的。

It's kinda cool. They mix a bunch of stuff together. It's how they do it.

這有點酷。他們把一堆東西混在一起。這就是他們的做法。

What's that? Yeah, you can sit on it. Just don't put your shoes on it.

那是什麼？是的，你可以坐在上面。只是不要把你的鞋子放在上面。

Oh, very comfortable? I like the smell. Yeah?!

哦，很舒服？我喜歡這個味道。是嗎！？

It seems fancier here than it does in the big warehouse.

這裡的東西比大倉庫裡的東西看起來更豪華。

It does because they kinda of like match everything, don't they.

確實如此，因為它們有點像匹配一切，不是嗎。

You can check out on each level. Yeah?

你可以在每個層面上進行檢查。是嗎？

Kids like the organizers, huh? Everything looks so organized.

孩子們喜歡組織者，是吧？一切看起來都很有條理。

They found the desks, huh? You guys all want your own desks.

他們找到了辦公桌，嗯？你們都想要自己的辦公桌。

No, I want my own computer. Your own computer? Oh.

不，我想要我自己的電腦。你自己的電腦？哦。

Oh, nice dude. Check that out, huh? Is it a nice computer?

哦，不錯的傢伙。看看這個，嗯？這是個不錯的電腦嗎？

Very cool. And a kinda cool seat too, huh?

非常酷。還有一個有點酷的座位，嗯？

Here's the Ikea colors we know and love.

這裡有我們熟悉和喜愛的宜家顏色。

Oh look, they do have some of their rooms set up.

哦，看，他們確實有一些房間佈置好了。

Nice and small.

漂亮而小巧。

That becomes a bed?! Nice.

這就成了一張床？不錯。

I think. Probably.

我認為。可能吧。

Girls, you like this room? Yes, this is my dream room. Your dream room?

女孩們，你們喜歡這個房間嗎？是的，這是我的夢想房間。你的夢想房間？

It just shows how you can control the room with your phone. What?? How?

它只是顯示你如何用你的手機控制房間。什麼？如何？

So, if you buy that controller there, through your smart phone you can control the lights of the room.

是以，如果你在那裡買了那個控制器，通過你的智能手機，你可以控制房間的燈光。

Probably the music too. Probably the music.

可能還有音樂。可能是音樂。

Give me it! Hey, take turns and be nice about it.

把它給我！嘿，輪流來吧，要有禮貌。

Can I try?

我可以試試嗎？

Here we go. Third floor.

我們來了。三樓。

Whoa, cool view when you come up.

哇，你上來的時候風景很好。

Lets see. Whoa, what do we have here then, bedding?

讓我們看看。哇，那我們這裡有什麼，床上用品？

Oh, you found a cute little bed? Oh, that's how you can use it, right?

哦，你找到了一張可愛的小床？哦，這就是你可以使用它的方法，對嗎？

This is cool, huh?

這很酷，是吧？

Who's down... Oh! Joshua!

誰倒下了...哦，約書亞！

Anna's got a shark.

安娜有一條鯊魚。

The shark bites. Ah!

鯊魚咬了。啊!

Awe....

Awe....

This is my favorite.

這是我的最愛。

That's your favorite? Do you know what it's called? Orangutan.

這是你的最愛？你知道它叫什麼嗎？猩猩。

Uh! Joshua, they have dinosaurs. Oh, that's cool Becca.

呃!約書亞，他們有恐龍。哦，那很酷，貝卡。

He likes me. Oh yeah, I can see why.

他喜歡我。哦，是的，我知道為什麼。

I like climbing up trees too. Oh, yeah.

我也喜歡爬上樹。哦，對了。

I'm a monkey. I don't like bananas but its ok. I don't like bananas.

我是一隻猴子。我不喜歡香蕉，但沒關係。我不喜歡香蕉。

You love bananas. Actually, this might be the T-Rex.

你喜歡香蕉。實際上，這可能是T-Rex。

Well, a couple of beds. Just everything in a really small amount of area.

嗯，幾張床。只是在一個非常小的區域內的一切。

There, that's the mattress we got for you girls.

好了，這就是我們為你們女孩準備的床墊。

How about that, huh?

怎麼樣，嗯？

I'm glad we don't have to carry it home on the train!

我很高興我們不必在火車上攜帶它回家!

It's so soft? That's the cushion for the top.

它是如此柔軟？那是上面的墊子。

It can dance.

它能跳舞。

A randoseru. A randoseru? You're right!

一個Randoseru。蘭多瑟魯？你說的沒錯！

Daddy, come and see! Oh my goodness. And the shark is on the...

爸爸，快來看看!哦，我的天哪。鯊魚就在...

Hey, what are you doing in my room? Hey, what's the dog doing over there?

嘿，你在我的房間裡做什麼？嘿，那隻狗在那裡做什麼？

He's just hanging out. Just hanging out.

他只是在閒逛。只是在外面閒逛。

This is a fun little room. How do you think a shark types on a keyboard?

這是個有趣的小房間。你認為鯊魚是如何在鍵盤上打字的？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I think he probably needs some help to do that, huh?

我想他可能需要一些幫助才能做到這一點，嗯？

I don't need help. Oh, he doesn't need help? He's got it, wow, cool.

我不需要幫助。哦，他不需要幫助？他有了，哇，酷。

How's he going to be alive if he's not in the water. That's a good question.

如果他不在水裡，他怎麼會活著。這是個好問題。

Ok...

好吧...

Let's go down?

我們下去吧？

Let's see what's on the 1st floor. Actually, the basement, below the 1st floor. Cool?

讓我們看看1樓有什麼。實際上是地下室，在一樓的下面。酷嗎？

We came in right there. We came in right there, how many floors are there Ruth? Total.

我們就是從那裡進來的。我們就在那裡進來的，有幾層樓魯斯？總數。

Basement, 1st, 2nd, 3rd - 4 floors. 4 floors.

地下室、一樓、二樓、三樓--4層。4層。

But so tiny on each floor.

但每層樓都那麼小。

Oh, I wonder if this is like the 1st floor at most Ikeas. Right?

哦，我想知道這是否像大多數Ikeas的1樓。對嗎？

They have all the different goods and housewares and stuff.

他們有所有不同的商品和家庭用品之類的東西。

Are you a drummer dude?

你是個鼓手夥計嗎？

You drumming? Oh my goodness.

你在打鼓？哦，我的天啊。

I lost Becca. There she is.

我失去了貝卡。她在那裡。

That's interesting, they sell food stuff too.

這很有趣，他們也賣食品的東西。

Did we get a big hug with cousin Joey? That's nice.

我們和表哥喬伊來了個大擁抱嗎？那很好。

Well, I think we are done. But we would like to go to the sketchers store.

嗯，我想我們已經完成了。但我們想去素描店。

Here we go. It's funny to look out and see Shinjuku crossing.

我們來了。放眼望去，看到新宿路口，很是有趣。

Sketchers. One of the favorites, huh?

素描家。最愛之一，是吧？

Oh, we like the sketchers store.

哦，我們喜歡斯凱奇斯商店。

Oh my! That laugh reminds me of when you guys were little babies. Huh Luiza?

哦，我的天啊!那笑聲讓我想起你們還是小嬰兒的時候。路易莎？

So, are these the shoes you are gonna get or wanna get? Yes.

那麼，這些是你要買或想買的鞋子嗎？是的。

Oh, they are good for running you said? Yes, it's for running. It's for running.

哦，你說他們適合跑步？是的，是用來跑步的。是用來跑步的。

Whoa, hey dude! Cool.

哇，嘿，老兄！酷。

Ok Anna. My goodness!

好的，安娜。我的天哪!

How heavy is it?

它有多重？

You have some shoes in there? Oh, not that heavy. Here. Not that heavy? You want me to hold it?

你有一些鞋子在那裡？哦，沒那麼重。在這裡。沒那麼重？你想讓我拿著它嗎？

You so thirsty dude? Huh?

你這麼口渴的傢伙？嗯？

Oh, you're all done? Yea. Ok.

哦，你們都完成了？是的。好的。

Nate, if you walk a little bit on it then stop, it feels like you are on a moving walkway.

內特，如果你在上面走一點然後停下來，感覺就像你在一個移動的走道上。

Oh, that's interesting.

哦，這很有趣。

Wakaranai in Shinjuku.

在新宿的若蘭內。

We too much box! Oh my goodness, more boxes.

我們太多盒子了!哦，我的天哪，更多的盒子。

What could be in all these boxes?

所有這些盒子裡會有什麼呢？

Camera. What is it dude?

相機。這是個什麼傢伙？

Look how big these boxes is? Oh my goodness. [boxes are] Look how big these boxes are. Can you say it again?

看看這些盒子有多大？哦，我的天哪。[箱子]看這些箱子有多大。你能再說一遍嗎？

Look how big these boxes are.

看看這些箱子有多大。

Yeah, huh? Ok we can take off your mask now, we are back home. Go put it away in the right place!

是的，嗯？好了，我們現在可以摘掉你的面具了，我們回家了。去把它放在正確的地方吧!

Everybody is back home and they are like "water"! Water please!

每個人都回到了家裡，他們就像 "水 "一樣!請喝水!

So hot! So hot.

好熱啊！太熱了。

Turn on that air. Turn it on.

打開那個空氣。打開它。

Cheers.

乾杯。

So, what did we think there? Ikea, in the city.

那麼，我們在那裡想到了什麼？宜家，在城市裡。

So the idea is super cool, but I personally did not care for it.

所以這個想法超級酷，但我個人並不關心它。

It's awfully small and tight. Like I just felt crowded and squished the entire time.

它非常小，而且很緊。好像我一直都覺得很擁擠，很壓抑。

And there are very few options and the options they do have are for tiny houses.

而且選擇很少，他們有的選擇是針對小房子。

Or, just one or two people things, so..

或者，只是一兩個人的事情，所以。

For my family, it wasn't very impressive but if you live alone or just 2 people living in a house, that would probably be ideal, but otherwise, not for me.

對於我的家庭來說，這並不令人印象深刻，但如果你獨自生活或只有兩個人住在一個房子裡，這可能是理想的，但除此之外，不適合我。

So.

所以。

What? Is it Mario time?

什麼，現在是馬里奧時間嗎？

Wow, sure enough!

哇，果然是這樣!