[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[ringing] Ah!

[鈴聲] 啊!

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Sorry. [urchin chattering]

對不起。[頑童喋喋不休]

The best way out of bed is an urchin on your head.

最好的下床方式是在你的頭上有一個頑童。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

Ha.

哈。

Well, who's the bet pet urchin in the whole world?

那麼，誰是整個世界上的打賭寵物頑童？

You are Ouchie. Give us a kiss.

你是Ouchie。給我們一個吻。

Ouch. Love hurts.

好痛。愛很傷人。

Well, off you go little man.

好了，你走吧，小傢伙。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Of course, you have to remember to brush every morning.

當然，你必須記得每天早上刷牙。

Keeping my eyes minty fresh.

讓我的眼睛保持薄荷般的清新。

Hmm?

嗯？

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

[chuckles] Gross.

[笑] 噁心。

Uh-oh, it's almost time for my show.

啊哦，我的表演時間快到了。

I'd better get Squidina.

我最好去找Squidina。

[swords]

[劍]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Oops, wrong door.

哦，走錯門了。

Now, where was that door? Hmm. There it is!

現在，那扇門在哪裡？嗯。就在那裡！

Where are you going? Show is this way.

你要去哪裡？演出在這邊。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Knock 'em dead, bro.

敲死他們，兄弟。

And now, it's The Patrick Show with your host, Patrick Star!

現在是《帕特里克秀》，您的主持人帕特里克-斯達克!

[barking applause]

[吠叫的掌聲]

♪ Oh... ♪

? 哦... ?

♪ I-I can do anything 'Cause I know nothing ♪

我可以做任何事情，因為我什麼都不知道

♪ Lack of experience Never stopped me ♪

? 缺乏經驗從未阻止我?

♪ I got a TV show No, I'm just bluffing ♪

我有一個電視節目 不，我只是在虛張聲勢

♪ Make believe your watching And I know you'll agree ♪

讓人相信你在看 我知道你會同意的

[humming] Huh?

[嗡嗡聲]嗯？

♪ Do do do ♪

做做做

[grimacing]

[面無表情]

♪ The Patrick Show Is all my imagination ♪

帕特里克秀是我所有的想象?

♪ Because my head is empty I can fill with cheese ♪

因為我的頭是空的，我可以用奶酪來填補

♪ Ice cream with syrup And marbles and bloopers ♪

冰淇淋加糖漿 還有彈珠和爆米花

♪ There's one thing I can't find And that is my keys ♪

有一樣東西我找不到了，那就是我的鑰匙

Hey, Patrick,

嘿，帕特里克。

what's today's show gonna be about?

今天的節目會是什麼內容？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

I don't know. I'm hungry.

我不知道。我很餓。

We'll be right back with Patrick Star

我們馬上回來與帕特里克-斯塔爾交流

and I'm hungry right after these words.

而我在說完這些話後就餓了。

♪ Chum, chum, chum, chum ♪ Chum, it's versatile.

恰姆，恰姆，恰姆，恰姆 恰姆，它是多功能的。

You can spread it on toast. Hehe. Ugh.

你可以把它塗在吐司上。嘿嘿。唉。

It also keeps ya warm on frosty winter nights.

它還能讓你在寒冷的冬夜裡保持溫暖。

Mm mm, cozy. The smell keeps out the cold.

嗯嗯，很舒服。味道能擋住寒冷。

Here at the Chum Bucket,

在海之霸這裡。

chum comes in three delicious varieties,

海鷗有三個美味的品種。

Moist, Soggy and Pumpkin Spice.

潮溼、溼潤和南瓜香。

♪ - Chum Bucket, ♪ - Ooh.

♪--海之霸，♪--哦。

♪ Where chum is your chum ♪

哪兒的朋友是你的朋友

That reminds me... breakfast!

這讓我想起了......早餐!

In this family, you gotta be fast

在這個家庭，你必須要快

or the food's all gone.

或者食物都吃完了。

Let's go backstage.

讓我們到後臺去。

[clucking]

[咯咯聲]

Wrong door again?

又走錯門了？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hmm. [humming]

嗯。[嗡嗡聲]

Lidel, lidel, lidel, lidel, lidel.

利達，利達，利達，利達，利達。

Morning, Mom.

早上好，媽媽。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Good morning, Dad.

早上好，爸爸。

Oh. [laughing]

哦。[笑]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Mom, Dad, who's this guy?

媽媽，爸爸，這個人是誰？

I have no idea. Do you Cecil?

我不知道。你知道嗎，塞西爾？

So, you can see him to, Bunny?

那麼，你可以看到他了，兔子？

Oh, I thought I was the only one.

哦，我以為我是唯一的一個。

I'm your grandfather, Grandpat!

我是你的祖父，Grandpat!

Must we do this every morning?

我們必須每天早上都這樣做嗎？

Just play along.

就這樣玩下去。

He could be dangerous.

他可能很危險。

- Uh-huh. - Hey, sis. What ya up to?

- 嗯，嗯。- 嘿，姐姐。你在做什麼？

Well, right now I'm trying to book an imaginary act

好吧，現在我正試圖預訂一個假想的行為

on your imaginary TV show.

在你想象的電視節目中。

Well, how's it going?

那麼，進展如何？

They said their imaginary people

他們說他們想象中的人

are gonna call my imaginary people.

是要給我想象中的人打電話。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

So, anyway. [humming]

所以，無論如何。[嗡嗡聲]

As they say in the France, blown apple feet. Mm?

就像他們在法國說的那樣，被炸燬的蘋果腳。呣？

All done.

全部完成。

Darn, looks like I'll be on time for work again.

該死的，看來我又要準時上班了。

Oh, sorry dear.

哦，對不起，親愛的。

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[tires screeching]

[輪胎刺耳的聲音]

Hey, what about my breakfast?

嘿，我的早餐怎麼辦？

Well, I guess I'll just have to break my own fast.

好吧，我想我只能打破自己的禁食。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ooh.

哦。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

I think the milk went bad.

我想牛奶壞了。