Hey watch it, would you?

嘿，看著它，你會嗎？

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

I thought you liked low prices.

我以為你喜歡低價。

We do.

我們會的。

Well it doesn't get lower than the floor so you're welcome.

嗯，它不會比地板更低，所以不客氣。

Okay can I help you?

好的，我可以幫你嗎？

Yeah I'm looking for my yellow colored twin.

是的，我正在尋找我的黃顏色的雙胞胎。

Oh found him.

哦，找到他了。

Dude.

老兄。

We do not look the same.

我們看起來並不一樣。

Sure we do.

我們當然會這樣做。

We're both round.

我們都是圓的。

We both have a face.

我們都有一張臉。

We both love to roll back.

我們都喜歡回滾。

Would you stop doing that?

你會停止這樣做嗎？

Sorry?

對不起？

But these jokes just come to me.

但是，這些笑話是我自己想出來的。

I'm telling you my mind's going to smile a minute.

我告訴你，我的心要笑一分鐘。

Yeah.

是的。

Well just keep your thoughts to yourself.

那就把你的想法留給自己吧。

What you pal?

你的朋友是什麼？

Sure thing mart.

當然，馬特。

Wait what did you just call me mart?

等等，你剛才叫我什麼馬特？

That's your name isn't it?

這是你的名字，不是嗎？

No my name's smiley.

不，我的名字是微笑。

Really?

真的嗎？

Because it says wal mart and you are on the wall.

因為上面寫著沃爾瑪和你在牆上。

Yeah dude that's the name of the store.

是的，夥計，那是商店的名字。

That's so confusing.

這真讓人困惑。

Is it though?

是這樣的嗎？

Okay.

好的。

Listen what is it that you want?

聽著，你想要的是什麼呢？

Why are you here?

你為什麼在這裡？

How can I help you?

我怎樣才能幫助你？

So that you can leave the store and never return?

這樣你就可以離開商店，不再回來？

Oh yeah I had a question about your return policy.

哦，對了，我有一個關於你們退貨政策的問題。

I get up with that.

我就這樣起來了。

What's your question?

你的問題是什麼？

Does the return policy applied to boomerangs?

退貨政策是否適用於回力鏢？

Of course sporting goods accepts returns.

當然，體育用品接受退貨。

What do you ask?

你問什麼？

Because I found one on a shelf a couple of minutes ago and through it.

因為我幾分鐘前在架子上發現了一個，並通過它。

Oh yeah there it is.

哦，對了，就是這個。

Thanks.

謝謝。

You've been a huge help mart.

你一直是一個巨大的幫助馬特。

Uh My name is not mart.

呃，我的名字不是馬特。

Oh I had another question.

哦，我還有一個問題。

What do you sell here?

你在這裡賣什麼？

What do you mean It's walmart?

你說這是沃爾瑪，是什麼意思？

We sell everything?

我們賣掉所有東西？

No.

沒有。

Okay.

好的。

I want to buy a cow.

我想買一頭牛。

Well so cows.

好吧，那麼牛。

Dude.

老兄。

Oh horse.

哦，馬。

A goat.

一隻山羊。

Really?

真的嗎？

Any livestock will do also.

任何牲畜也可以。

I want to buy a vowel.

我想買一個元音。

We don't have any of those.

我們沒有任何這些東西。

Yeah.

是的。

Talk about false advertising.

談及虛假廣告。

Okay fine.

好吧，好吧。

We'll just buy one blimp and be on my way.

我們只需買一個飛艇就可以上路了。

Oh guy.

哦，夥計。

You seriously think we sell blimps here?

你真的以為我們在這裡賣飛艇？

Well at this point, I'm not sure you sell anything here so far.

那麼在這一點上，我不確定你到目前為止在這裡賣了什麼。

You haven't had a single item on my shopping list.

在我的購物清單上，你還沒有一個項目。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Are you frowning?

你在皺眉頭嗎？

I didn't know.

我不知道。

Smiley faces.

笑臉。

Good Brown.

良好的棕色。

I'm not frowning and now known as frowning.

我沒有皺眉頭，現在被稱為皺眉頭。

Okay.

好的。

It's my job to smile so I'm absolutely smiling.

我的工作就是微笑，所以我絕對是在微笑。

See all the time?

看到所有的時間？

All the time.

所有的時間。

Smiling.

微笑著。

Okay.

好的。

Well that's a relief.

這下可好了。

Hey, I bet your favorite artist is smiley cyrus, isn't it?

嘿，我打賭你最喜歡的藝術家是smiley cyrus，不是嗎？

Joe was so bad smile, remember?

喬是如此糟糕的微笑，還記得嗎？

I mean really, really funny joke.

我的意思是真的，非常有趣的笑話。

Orange.

橙色。

Yeah.

是的。

Glad you liked it.

很高興你喜歡它。

March.

3月。

That isn't my name.

這不是我的名字。

Don't you?

你不覺得嗎？

Please leave having what?

請離開有什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Because you're incredibly annoying.

因為你是令人難以置信的煩人。

I'm not annoying.

我不煩人。

I'm an orange.

我是一個橙色的人。

Yeah, I want you to leave.

是的，我想讓你離開。

No.

沒有。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

I'll go get it.

我去拿。

I'll like, I'll five.

我喜歡，我五。

Yes, I get it.

是的，我明白了。

Go.

走吧。

What?

什麼？

Except I feel like I had something I needed to tell you.

除了我覺得我有一些事情需要告訴你。

Really?

真的嗎？

Probably some awful joke.

可能是一些可怕的笑話。

No doubt.

毋庸置疑。

What was it mart?

那是什麼馬特？

That's not my name.

這不是我的名字。

Oh, you know what?

哦，你知道嗎？

It just came back to me, spit it out then.

它剛剛回到我身邊，當時就把它吐出來了。

What, what, what is so incredibly important that just came back to you, boomerang, huh?

什麼，什麼，什麼是如此令人難以置信的重要，剛剛回到你身邊，迴旋鏢，嗯？

Whoa.

哇哦。

Would you look at that floor marks, a floor mat are are very funny now.

你看那地板上的痕跡，地板上的墊子都是很搞笑的了。

Would you please put me back up on the hey, what?

你能不能把我放回去，嘿，什麼？

Watch where you walk at jerks?

注意你走在哪裡的混蛋？

Oh, my face.

哦，我的臉。

Hey, easy there.

嘿，別緊張。

Floor mart.

地板上的馬特。

Don't criticize until you've walked a smile in their shoes.

在你穿上他們的鞋子微笑著行走之前，不要責備。

Oh, huh?

哦，嗯？

No, just put me back on the wall.

不，只是把我放回牆上。

I'm the walmart mascot, man.

我是沃爾瑪的吉祥物，夥計。

I'm along the wall.

我是沿著牆走的。

No, no man, I'm gonna miss that guy.

不，不，夥計，我會想念那個人的。

Hey, Hey, target.

嘿，嘿，目標。

Oh, jeez.

哦，天哪。

Yeah.

是的。

Mm.

嗯。