Ah!

啊!

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

This last known box of Snail Bites

這最後一盒已知的 "蝸牛餅乾"。

sure is delicious.

確實很好吃。

H-Hey, it's empty.

嘿-嘿，是空的。

Uh! That smells real [unintelli]

呃！這聞起來真的[unintelli]

Oh! Uh! Eh! Uh!

哦！呃！呃誒！呃！

♪ I'm making it clean I'm making it clean ♪

我把它弄乾淨了 我把它弄乾淨了

♪ I'm making it clean ♪

我讓它變得乾淨

Did you get stuck in the pet door again?

你又卡在寵物門裡了嗎？

I ain't gonna lie to you, Meredith.

我不會對你撒謊，梅雷迪思。

I am not a happy camper.

我不是一個快樂的營員。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[screaming] Sea spider!

[尖叫聲] 海蜘蛛！

Sea spider! Sea spider!

海蜘蛛！海蜘蛛！

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

[blowing]

[吹氣]

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

Ah!

啊!

Hello, may I speak with SpongeBob?

你好，我可以和海綿寶寶說話嗎？

Uh, uh...

嗯，嗯...

Sq... uare... Pants.

Sq... uare...褲子。

Mm, speaking.

嗯，說話。

Hey, hey, you wanna hear how long I could do this for?

嘿，嘿，你想聽聽我可以這樣做多久？

Patrick, where are you? Why are the lights off?

帕特里克，你在哪裡？為什麼關燈？

I'm in here, one second!

我在這裡，一秒鐘！

[SpongeBob] Old reliable.

[海綿寶寶]舊的可靠。

Mm! Ah! Huh?

嗯!啊！嗯？

Hello. [chuckles]

你好。[笑聲]

- What's in your hand, Patrick? - Nothing.

- 你手裡拿的是什麼，帕特里克？- 沒什麼。

What's in your other hand?

你的另一隻手拿的是什麼？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Nothing in my other hand.

我的另一隻手什麼都沒有。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Tartar sauce.

塔塔拉醬。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[chiseling and grunting]

[鑿子和呼嚕聲]

That stinks too! [grumbling]

這也太臭了![抱怨聲]

Uh, the artist needs a lunch break.

呃，藝術家需要午休。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Didn't think I was gonna be able to eat all that.

沒想到我還能吃完這些東西。

But then I did! [chuckles]

但後來我做到了![笑聲]

[SpongeBob] Patrick!

[海綿寶寶]派大星！

[popping]

[啪啪啪]

[ticking]

[滴答聲]

[popping, ticking]

[爆裂聲，滴答聲]

What could it be?

會是什麼呢？

What's different?

有什麼不同？

[screaming] What?!

[尖叫聲]什麼？

The weather situation is much worse across the country.

全國各地的天氣狀況要糟糕得多。

And it doesn't look like the winds are going to stop

而且看起來風勢不會停止

any time soo--

任何時候...

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

Fishy go bye-bye.

小魚兒玄機2站走勢圖-拜拜。

Huh?

嗯？

Who do they think they are?

他們認為自己是誰？

I've given the best years of my life to this place.

我把我生命中最好的年華都給了這個地方。

And they think they can just fire me like that?

他們認為他們可以就這樣解僱我？

Like trash? I don't think so!

像垃圾一樣？我不這麼認為!

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

[SpongeBob mumbling]

[海綿寶寶喃喃自語]

Is that you?

是你嗎？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

SpongeBob, you're scaring me. [screaming]

海綿寶寶，你嚇到我了。[尖叫聲]

Thanks, buddy. Hey, wanna share it?

謝謝你，夥計。嘿，想分享一下嗎？

Sure, pal.

當然，朋友。

Pretty good, huh?

很好，是吧？

H-Hold on. I like to sit in the back of the class.

H-等等。我喜歡坐在教室的後面。

[scraping]

[刮刮樂]

Patrick, you're kind of derailing the proceedings here.

帕特里克，你在這裡有點破壞了程序。

Just focus on me, huh?

專注於我，嗯？

Alright. Alright.

好了。好的。

Good evening. Please step into my game-a-torium.

晚上好。請走進我的遊戲廳。

More like a lame-a-torium. Ha.

更像是一個跛腳的託兒所。哈。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Welcome, gamers! And behold!

歡迎你們，遊戲玩家!看哪!

[thundering]

[雷鳴般的響聲]

My game!

我的遊戲!

Alright.

好吧。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ha-ha. He got hit in the head with two coconuts.

哈-哈。他的頭被兩個椰子打中了。

So, this is work?

那麼，這就是工作？

You know it's not as easy as it looks.

你知道這並不像看起來那麼容易。

Sometimes I got to move the antennae.

有時我得移動天線。

Sometimes I lose the remote.

有時我把遙控器弄丟了。

And sometimes, my butt itches real bad.

有時，我的屁股癢得很厲害。

Brush, brush, brush.

刷，刷，刷。

Brush, brush, brush.

刷，刷，刷。

♪ Brushing everywhere ♪

♪ 到處都是刷子 ♪

Okay, Patrick, one more book then you to go sleep, 'kay?

好了，帕特里克，再看一本書，然後你就去睡覺，好嗎？

'Kay.

'凱。

This one is called "You Can Be Anything."

這部作品名為 "你可以成為任何東西"。

[blabbering]

[胡言亂語]

I can be anything?

我可以成為任何東西？

Oh, sure you can, pal.

哦，你當然可以，夥計。

You can be a cowboy.

你可以成為一名牛仔。

That's what I want to be!

這就是我想成為的人!

Cowboy. Great choice.

牛仔。偉大的選擇。

No, no, no, no, no! That.

不，不，不，不，不!那個。

A horse? [chuckles]

一匹馬？[笑聲]

Buddy, I don't think you wanna be a horse.

巴迪，我不認為你想成為一匹馬。

You said I can be anything, and━ and I want to be a horse!

你說我可以成為任何東西，而且━━我想成為一匹馬!

Sure, sure, you can be a horse.

當然，當然，你可以做一匹馬。

- Nighty-night, Patrick. - Horse.

- Nighty-night, Patrick.- 馬。

[snoring] A horse.

[鼾聲] 一匹馬。

Open up! Open up!

開門吧!打開！打開！打開！打開！打開

Do you mind?

你介意嗎？

Some of us have nothing to do tomorrow morning.

我們中的一些人明天早上沒有事情可做。