Oh, good afternoon.

哦，下午好。

Hello.

你好。

There's an emergency.

有一個緊急情況。

It's a cold brown Brown, Sir.

這是一個寒冷的棕色布朗，先生。

I've blocked the toilet tray.

我把馬桶托盤堵住了。

Could you send somebody up as soon as you can please?

你能不能儘快派人上來？

Okay.

好的。

Mr Shelton.

謝爾頓先生。

I will send you assistance.

我將向你提供援助。

Sebastian Graves this year.

今年，塞巴斯蒂安-格雷夫。

Go to his room and seduce him.

去他的房間，勾引他。

I'll be there shooting.

我將在那裡拍攝。

Oh, good maintenance is here.

哦，好的維護在這裡。

Mhm, mm hmm.

嗯，嗯嗯。

Mr Shelton.

謝爾頓先生。

That is really fast service only.

這是真正的快速服務而已。

Just gold down.

只是黃金下跌。

Thank you for coming so quickly.

謝謝你這麼快就來了。

I hope I can reciprocate.

我希望我可以作出迴應。

Yeah.

是的。

Anyway, uh follow me.

總之，呃，跟著我。

Uh Come on in it.

呃......快進來吧。

Let's do this.

讓我們來做這個。

Not your usual place to do it, huh?

不是你平時做的地方，是吧？

Why?

為什麼？

Why did you expect me to do it in the bed?

為什麼你希望我在床上做？

In the bed?

在床上？

I'm not an animal.

我不是一個動物。

I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks.

我已經有五個多星期沒有在床上做過了。

Let's be quick with this.

讓我們快速處理這個問題。

Right, so I'll show it to you.

對，所以我就給你看。

How do I know that When I see it?

我怎麼知道，當我看到它時？

I won't fall madly in love with you.

我不會瘋狂地愛上你。

There's really not much danger of that.

這方面的危險真的不大。

It's enormous.

它是巨大的。

All the better.

一切都會好起來的。

How hard is it?

這有多難？

Well, okay, let me try and remember.

好吧，好吧，讓我試著回憶一下。

I mean, the top of it is very hard, actually, painfully song then kind of medium soft and at the base if it really hard again.

我的意思是，它的頂部非常硬，實際上是痛苦的歌聲，然後是一種中等的柔軟，在底部，如果它真的再硬。

Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with that?

現在，我應該告訴你我要用它做什麼嗎？

No, I'm gonna take it in my head all of it.

不，我要把它記在我的腦子裡，所有的。

Right.

對。

That's very unusual.

這是很不尋常的。

Yeah.

是的。

Right.

對。

And then I'm gonna kiss it, kiss it.

然後我將親吻它，親吻它。

And I'm gonna put all of it.

而我要把所有的東西。

And uh This is worse than two girls and one corpse.

而且，這比兩個女孩和一具屍體更糟糕。

I bet it tastes like strawberry and I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra Corey sauce.

我打賭它的味道是草莓，我打賭它的味道是加了科裡醬的烤肉串。

Listen, your total fucking weirdo.

聽著，你完全是個他媽的怪人。

Right, Just stay in here and do not come out.

對，就呆在這裡，不要出來。

Okay.

好的。

Yes, So we're metrical.

是的，所以我們是有節制的。

Please comment.

請發表意見。

Okay.

好的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

What you're doing?

你在做什麼？

Let someone else do that.

讓別人來做吧。

Please excuse me for one moment.

請原諒我離開一會兒。

Yeah, you're doing.

是的，你在做。

I'm getting myself ready.

我正在為自己做準備。

Listen, get it.

聽著，得到它。

You don't want to get any brown shrapnel on your clothes.

你不希望在你的衣服上沾到任何棕色的彈片。

Ron Bond shrapnel.

羅恩-邦德的彈片。

Thanks.

謝謝。

You see?

你看到了嗎？

Hard.

困難。

Soft, Hard.

軟，硬。

Mhm.

嗯。