[baby laughing] Oh.

[嬰兒笑聲] 哦。

Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!

哦，Planky-Poo，看我們的寶貝多可愛啊！

Oh, please,

哦，拜託。

that thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak.

那東西甚至不是一個圖形計算器。很弱。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

你怎麼能看我們寶寶的小鍵盤呢？

and say he's not the cutest?

並說他不是最可愛的？

[gasping] I have the perfect name for him.

[喘氣]我為他取了一個完美的名字。

Well, don't you wanna know the name?

那麼，你不想知道這個名字嗎？

- Not really. - It's Chip.

- 並非如此。- 是奇普。

He's named after my grandfather. Oh.

他是以我祖父的名字命名的。哦。

[crying]

[哭聲]

[groaning] Great,

[呻吟] 太好了。

here we go with the crying!

在這裡，我們去與哭！

Will you please hush that thing up?!

你能不能把那東西弄安靜點？

Oh, what's the matter?

哦，怎麼了？

[crying and groaning]

[哭聲和呻吟聲]

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

There you go. All better.

這就對了。都好了。

Wow, how did you do that so fast?

哇，你是怎麼做到這麼快的？

Simple, I just typed four, four, four, five

很簡單，我只是輸入了四、四、四、五

in his cute little keyboard.

在他可愛的小鍵盤上。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

Shhh.

噓。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Come on, walk to Mommy.

來吧，走到媽媽身邊。

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

That's it. You can do it.

就這樣吧。你可以做到這一點。

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

You're walking, baby!

你在走路，寶貝！

You call that walking? This is walking.

你管這叫散步？這就是行走。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

This is how you do it. This is how it's done.

你就是這樣做的。這就是它的做法。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[cooing and laughing]

[咕咕聲和笑聲]

[gasping] Mama's big boy is upgrading!

[喘氣]媽媽的大男孩要升級了!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Aw.

胡。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Whoa, ah!

哇，啊!

[coughing and farting]

[咳嗽和放屁]

This stinks!

這真是太臭了!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

So you think you can do whatever you want

所以你認為你可以做任何你想做的事

because you're a teenager now?

因為你現在是個青少年？

You just wait until I tell your father.

你就等著我告訴你父親吧。

Whoa!

哇!

What did you just say to me?!

你剛才對我說什麼？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

I told Chip that game was too dangerous,

我告訴奇普那個遊戲太危險了。

and do you know what he said to me?

你知道他對我說了什麼嗎？

[screeching]

[刺耳的聲音]

And?

還有呢？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Just talk to your son! I need to cool my circuits.

和你的兒子談談吧！我需要冷卻我的電路。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ooh, uh, hey, buddy.

哦，呃，嘿，夥計。

Heh, uh, what ya doing?

嘿，呃，你在做什麼？

Eh.

Eh.

Yeah, I hear ya. So, uh, what happened at the arcade?

是的，我聽到了。那麼，呃，在電玩城發生了什麼？

Bam, bam, bam! Pew, pew! [seal barking]

咣噹，咣噹，咣噹![海豹的叫聲]

Uh.

呃。

What? You mother stopped your game,

什麼？"你母親停止了你的遊戲。

even though you were crushing it?

即使你被粉碎了？

Your mother clearly doesn't get you, man.

你媽媽顯然不瞭解你，夥計。

But I have the perfect solution to your problem. Run away.

但我有一個完美的解決方案來解決你的問題。逃跑吧。

Huh?

嗯？

Yes, I said run away. Take off, see the world. You do you.

是的，我說過要逃跑。脫離，看看這個世界。你做你的。

Eh, now get out of here, you little scamp.

呃，現在離開這裡，你這個小流氓。

Aw, we have got the best kid ever!

噢，我們有一個最棒的孩子!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Oh! [giggling]

哦！[咯咯笑]

Aw.

胡。

Come on, son, let your old man buy ya a quart of oil.

來吧，孩子，讓你的老頭子給你買一夸脫的油。

Whoo-hoo! [laughing]

Whoo-hoo![笑聲]

Yes!

是的!

Sorry, Dad, I'd love to, but I'm leaving for college.

對不起，爸爸，我很想去，但我要去上大學了。

I went to college.

我上了大學。

[crying]

[哭聲]

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

Eight semesters later.

八個學期後。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Hehehe. Ouch! Watch it, Karen!

嘿嘿。哎喲!小心點，凱倫！

We don't want Chip to know

我們不想讓奇普知道

we're spying on his first day of work.

我們正在監視他第一天上班的情況。

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

Beep, beep, beep, beep,

蜂鳴聲，蜂鳴聲，蜂鳴聲，蜂鳴聲。

beep, beep. [giggling]

嗶嗶聲，嗶嗶聲。[咯咯笑]

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

Huh? Hmm.

嗯？嗯。

Hey, what? [groaning]

嘿，什麼？[呻吟聲]

[gasping] Hey! Hey! Give me my money!

嘿，嘿，把我的錢給我！！！"。

[crying]

[哭聲]

[laughing] That's my boy!

[笑]那是我的孩子!