What?

什麼？

Simon: Did you break it?

西蒙。你把它弄壞了嗎？

Mom: No

媽媽。沒有

**Clanking noises**

**叮叮噹噹的聲音**。

Simon: Hi everybody I am here in Canada

西蒙：大家好，我是在加拿大的。

I'm visiting my parents and my mom is gonna teach me how to make pierogies.

我去看望我的父母，我媽媽要教我如何做穿腸蓮。

Martina: and now it's time for Martina

Martina: 現在是Martina的時間了

to teach you Polish.

來教你波蘭語。

Kew pierogi soupy new doo moe

Kew pierogi soupy new doo moe

Pow we did the quuuesst this Sikkim lube me meow Neko mumu

我們做了這個錫金潤滑油的Quuuesst，我喵的Neko mumu。

Simon: She made lots of pierogies for me when I was a young boy,

西蒙：當我還是個小男孩的時候，她為我做了很多皮爾格蛋糕。

and I figured when I'm back in Canada

我想當我回到加拿大的時候

I want my mom to share this recipe with me so that I can make it for Martina in the future.

我希望我媽媽能與我分享這個食譜，這樣我將來就能為瑪蒂娜做這個食譜。

My father has already....

我父親已經....

ha....

ha....

*soft laughter*

*＊溫柔的笑聲＊

*overlapping speech* Mom: Disappeared? Simon: He's disappeared Martina: Come with me, Simon

*重疊的講話*媽媽。消失了？他消失了 瑪蒂娜：跟我來吧，西蒙

Simon: Where did you go Dad?

你去哪裡了，爸爸？

Where did you go? So he's gonna do his puzzle now, he's given me all of the instructions that I need.

你去哪裡了？所以他現在要做他的拼圖，他已經給了我所有我需要的訓示。

He doesn't want any arguments, so he says he's gonna do his puzzle.

他不希望有任何爭論，所以他說他要做他的拼圖。

While me and my mom learn how to make pierogies.

當我和媽媽學習如何製作皮爾洛格時。

Simon: This is gonna be... Martina: That's a smart Dad, he's like "Have fun, Simon!'

西蒙：這將是...瑪蒂娜：那是一個聰明的爸爸，他說："玩得開心，西蒙！

*Laughter*

*女兒*

Simon: He's gonna have some red wine...

西蒙：他要喝一些紅酒......

Martina: Wine and a puzzle

瑪蒂娜：葡萄酒和拼圖

Simon: it's 11:00 a.m

西蒙：現在是上午11:00

Let's get cooking.

讓我們開始做飯吧。

Martina: Martina is the camerawoman

Martina: Martina是女攝影師。

She will be able to sit behind the camera for once and have the spoils of victory when you make me perogies from scratch! *laugh*

當你從頭開始為我做餡餅時，她將能夠坐在攝影機後面一次，並擁有勝利的戰利品！**。*laugh*

Simon: I have been told many things about this recipe Martina: Hey Ducky... Good luck. Simon: Good luck and don't f*** it up.

西蒙：有人告訴我關於這個食譜的許多事情 瑪蒂娜：嘿，小鴨子......祝你好運。 西蒙：祝你好運，別把它搞砸了。

Mom: We'll start with the dough. *overlapping*Simon:We'll start with the dough

媽媽。我們先從麵糰開始。 *重疊*西蒙：我們從麵糰開始。

Ah! because dad told me not to put it on the board ... Mom: okay...

啊！因為爸爸告訴我不要把它放在黑板上...... 媽媽：好吧...

Mommy and Daddy are already in disagreement

媽媽和爸爸已經產生了分歧

Martina: You just need to flour the surface. Simon: Yeah... Martina: You need to coat it really well and flour it and then you put...

瑪蒂娜：你只需要在表面塗上麵粉。 西蒙：對...瑪蒂娜：你需要把它塗得非常好，並塗上麵粉，然後你把...

Simon: *Interrupting* Hey! you can't tell me anything about my ancient family recipe

西蒙。*嘿！你不能告訴我任何關於我的古老家族配方的事情。

Mom: Maybe it's not the ancient but it's Polish. The perogie and cabbage knows.. **in background**Simon: okay...

媽媽。也許這不是古老的，但它是波蘭的。餡餅和捲心菜知道...**在背景中**西蒙：好吧......

Simon: So I need two of these...

西蒙：所以我需要兩個這樣的...

Mom: *softly* one egg...

媽媽。*溫柔地*一個雞蛋...

Simon: *loudly* One egg for this much flour?!

西蒙。*這麼多面粉就一個雞蛋？

Mom: Yeah..

媽媽：是的。

*Exclamation Point Sound Effect*

*感嘆號的聲音效果*。

What are you doing? You peeking!

你在做什麼？ 你在偷看！

Simon: *scolding* You go do your puzzle Mister!

西蒙。*你去做你的拼圖吧，先生!

Mom: Don't peek! Simon: Don't peek!

媽媽。別偷看！ 西蒙。別偷看！

Mom: You're not allowed! Simon: I'm supposed to take one egg

媽媽：你不可以這樣做!西蒙：我應該拿一個雞蛋

And I'm supposed to put it in there

而我應該把它放在那裡

Simon: Oil.. Mom: Two or three...

西蒙。油...媽媽。兩個或三個...

Simon:Two spoonfuls of oil...

西蒙：兩勺油...

A little salt...

一點鹽...

Now here

現在在這裡

is where the discussion became heated...

是討論變得激烈的地方...。

Dad: What?!

爸爸。什麼？

You can't beat it properly!

你不能正確地擊敗它!

Simon: But you can't do it with a fork?!

但你不能用叉子做嗎？

Dad: No!

爸爸。不!

Because it's different. You will not do it properly with a fork

因為它是不同的。你用叉子是做不好的

It will stick to the fork.

它將粘在叉子上。

Simon: But that's how people make...their dough...

西蒙：但人們就是這樣做的......他們的麵糰......。

They have to do it with a fork..

他們必須用叉子來做。

Dad: No!

爸爸。不!

Simon: I will *giggle*

西蒙：我會的 *咯咯笑 *

Dad: This is not proper way!

爸爸。這不是正確的方法!

Simon: OKAY I WILL DO IT THE PROPER WAY!

西蒙。好吧，我將做它的適當的方式！

Simon: From when I made pasta in Italy, I just used a fork and Dad's like no fork.

西蒙。從我在意大利做意大利麵的時候，我只是用叉子，爸爸就像沒有叉子。

You must use knife

你必須使用刀

So I have to take knife and I have to flip it over instead of whisking it

所以我必須拿刀，而且必須翻轉它，而不是打發它。

Simon: Because from what I was told you're supposed to like work the dough.

西蒙：因為據我所知，你應該像處理麵糰一樣。

Martina: You know what Simon... That was an Italian woman

瑪蒂娜：你知道嗎，西蒙...那是一個意大利女人

Were they Polish?

他們是波蘭人嗎？

Simon:You know what? I'm gonna breaking my father's recipe

西蒙：你知道嗎？我打算打破我父親的食譜

Martina and Simon overlapping*

瑪蒂娜和西蒙重疊在一起*。

Martina: Were they Polish? No! Simon you can't!

瑪蒂娜：他們是波蘭人嗎？不！西蒙，你不能這樣！

Simon: I'm sorry dad! I can't do it your way with the knife!

對不起，爸爸!我不能按你的方法用刀子做！

Here we go...

在這裡，我們開始...

Mom: You have to mix and and after mixing the egg, oil, and flour you have to

媽媽：你必須把雞蛋、油和麵粉混合在一起，然後你必須

add...hot...water...

加入...熱...水...

Martina: Okay

瑪蒂娜：好的

Simon: Are you sure you don't need more than one egg?

西蒙：你確定你不需要多於一個雞蛋嗎？

I think I need more than one egg...

我想我需要不止一個雞蛋......

Mom: No! It'll come...

媽媽。不!它會來的...

Bringing it may be you should just switch to your knife Simon maybe if you used a knife...

帶來的可能是你應該改用你的刀西蒙也許如果你用刀...

This is why I should have used my father's knife! Martina: Should have used the father's knife...

這就是為什麼我應該用我父親的刀！？ 瑪蒂娜：應該用父親的刀......

How is this? Martina: Alright...

這是怎麼回事？瑪蒂娜：好吧...

at all?

在所有？

Dad: Now we'll add a little bit of water...

爸爸。現在我們要加一點水...

little bit of water...

一點點的水...

Simon: This warm?

西蒙：這麼暖和？

Dad: uh huh...

爸爸：嗯哼...

Simon: ah...Dad: so be careful...

西蒙：啊......爸爸：所以要小心......。

Dad: Add in water slowly...

爸爸。慢慢加入水...

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

Martina: So Mrs. Stawski, on a scale of one to five...

瑪蒂娜：那麼斯塔夫斯基夫人，以一到五為標準......

Five being SUPER good, and one being okay, where is Simon right now?

五個是超級好的，一個是還不錯的，西蒙現在在哪裡？

Mom: You know, he's my son...

媽媽：你知道，他是我的兒子......。

Martina: Pick a num- Mom: *giggle*

瑪蒂娜：選一個數字--媽媽。*咯咯笑*

*overlapping* Simon: SUPER GOOD! Martina: Pick a number!

*重疊* 西蒙：超級好的!瑪蒂娜：選一個號碼！

M: Pick a number, Mrs. Stawski,

男：選個號碼吧，斯塔夫斯基夫人。

M: One to five... Mom: One Hundred!

男：一到五...媽媽。一百!

Martina: You failed Simon... *Mom muttering in the background adorably*

瑪蒂娜：你讓西蒙失望了...*媽媽在後臺可愛地嘀咕著*。

Martina: You know what, the judges are rigged...

瑪蒂娜：你知道嗎，法官是被操縱的......

Martina: Okay, I'm still filming I swear

瑪蒂娜：好的，我仍然在拍攝，我發誓

S: You ready for the... M: Yeah, totally watching you...

S：你準備好了...男：是的，完全在看你...

M: Oh... **busted** This is for the.. *mumbles*

男：哦......**爆了，這是為......。*喃喃自語*

M: I hope you're taking recipe notes because you have to write a recipe out on the website

M：我希望你在做菜單筆記，因為你必須在網站上寫出菜單。

S: I gotta write sh*t afterwards? Nah. This is it...

S：我得在之後寫些垃圾？不。 這就是它...

M: Simon's going to go online and find a...

男：西蒙要去網上找一個......。

*overlapping* M: a recipe that's similar Simon: If you are coming to this video

*重疊* M：一個類似的食譜 西蒙：如果你是來參加這個視頻的

In hopes of learning something... so you can apply this to yourself afterwards...

希望能學到一些東西......這樣你就可以在事後把這些東西應用到自己身上......

Let me tell you you've come to the wrong video

讓我告訴你，你來的視頻是錯誤的

This is all about...

這都是關於...

me connecting...with MY FAMILY *grunting*

我和我的家人聯繫在一起 *咕嚕聲*

Martina: Okay so you do not have enough liquid in there

瑪蒂娜：好的，所以你沒有足夠的液體在裡面。

More liquid...

更多液體...

*in the background* Mom: No not yet, no no...

*在背景中*媽媽。不，還沒有，不，不...

Simon: More liquid? or no more liquid?

西蒙：更多的液體？還是沒有更多的液體？

Mom: *softly* no, no... work on this...

媽媽。*溫柔地*不，不......在這方面努力......。

Simon: work on this... Martina: alright, keep going Ducky

西蒙：在這上面下功夫...瑪蒂娜：好的，繼續吧，達奇

Simon: Alright. Listen to my mom not my WIFE.

西蒙：好吧。聽我媽媽的，不是聽我妻子的。

Martina: Go for it... Simon: That's a recipe for...

瑪蒂娜：去吧...西蒙：那是一個配方...

DISASTER..

災難...

Simon: This part of the video isn't fun anymore.

西蒙：視頻的這一部分已經不好玩了。

Mom: No, this is when everybody complain...

媽媽。不，這時大家都在抱怨......。

it...it requires...physical work.

它...它需要...體力勞動。

But because you are each day

但因為你是每一天

fitness club you have enough energy and power to make

健身俱樂部，你有足夠的能量和力量來使

go to

轉到

dough...

麵糰...

Simon: Thanks Mom...:-)

西蒙：謝謝媽媽...:-)

Simon: Ready? Mom: Yeah...

西蒙。準備好了嗎？ 媽媽：是的...

Mom: You know how you can check just push the finger. S: Yeah...

媽媽：你知道只要按一下手指就能檢查。S：是的...

Mom: if it will stay it is okay

媽媽：如果它能留下來就可以了

Mom: Good.. Simon: It is okay? Mom: It is okay...

媽媽。很好。西蒙：還好嗎？媽媽：沒事的...

Simon: We like our dough really tough

西蒙：我們喜歡我們的麵糰非常堅硬

here in the Stawski family...

在斯塔維斯基家族中...

*Martina as Cheesecake*: I wonder if I can like... Mom: *softly* and it will be really, really delicious

*馬蒂納作為芝士蛋糕*。我想知道我是否可以像...媽媽。*溫柔地*，這將是非常、非常美味的。

Mom: ehh, ahh, yeah and...

媽媽：嗯，嗯，是的，還有......。

*Cheesecake*: find someone to pet me at this point

*Cheesecake*：這時找個人來撫摸我吧

*Mom continues giving instructions* Cheesecake*: Feels like no one wants to pet me. I'm just alone...

*媽媽繼續發出指令*芝士蛋糕*。感覺好像沒有人願意撫摸我。我只是一個人...

*Cheesecake*: While everyone ignores me...

*Cheesecake*:當所有人都忽視我的時候...

*Just talking about stuff, here I am*

*只是說說東西，我在這裡*。

Simon: MEOW! C:Meow S: My Cheesecake!

西蒙：喵！？喵星人：我的芝士蛋糕!

C: Please pet me...

C: 請撫摸我...

*Exclamation point sound effect*

*感嘆號的聲音效果*。

S: My dad is so happy with this, he just, that look of disgust that he has...

S:我爸爸對此非常高興，他只是，那種厭惡的表情，他有...

M: Come take a look! Come take a look! See if you can help him out please...

男：來看看吧!快來看看!看看你是否能幫助他，請...

S: Alright Dad, what's next? Is this enough?

S:好吧，爸爸，接下來是什麼？這就夠了嗎？

D:Yeah looks so good for me S:looks okay for you, put on the plate

D:是的，看起來對我來說很好 S:看起來對你來說很好，放在盤子裡吧

Cheesecake: Yeah, everyone's in the kitchen but no one will pay attention to me.

芝士蛋糕。是的，每個人都在廚房裡，但沒有人會注意到我。

Martina: Okay, explain that Simon...

瑪蒂娜：好吧，解釋一下，西蒙...

S: So this, right here is Kapusta

S：所以這個，就在這裡是卡普斯塔

You might also know this as sauerkraut. This is just vinegared cabbage, and it's very big in Polish cooking

你可能也知道這就是酸菜。這只是醋漬捲心菜，在波蘭烹飪中非常重要。

Martina: It's basically Kimchi without the spices

瑪蒂娜：這基本上是沒有香料的泡菜。

S: Yeah, you can say that, but it's a lot more tart than sour. So we bought this at the Polish store yesterday

S：是的，你可以這麼說，但它的酸味比酸味多得多。 所以我們昨天在波蘭商店買了這個

S: Here? D: Yeah

S：這裡？D:是的

S: More? D: More, more more..

S:更多？D:更多，更多...

S: Damn, how many perogies do you want me to make?

S:該死的，你要我做多少個餡餅？

S: My mom is being a bit too much of a hype-man for me. I'm just making perogies on camera, Mom...

S:我的媽媽對我來說有點太過炒作了。我只是在相機上做餡餅，媽媽...

Martina: Excited to make perogies from scratch?

瑪蒂娜：對從頭開始製作餡餅感到興奮嗎？

Simon: Yeah, but now I'm a little bit embarrassed

西蒙：是的，但現在我有點尷尬了

**Voice Over Simon**So my mom went on and on to the owners of the shop that I'm gonna advertise them without even

**西蒙的聲音**所以，我媽媽不斷地對店主說，我要給他們打廣告，甚至不打。

Asking me but if I don't do this and I'm gonna get a FaceTime call from her and I'm gonna be scolded

問我，但如果我不這樣做，我就會接到她的FaceTime電話，我就會被責罵。

So it here goes...

是以，它在這裡進行...

**Cue TV salesman Simon** Come on down! to Gina's European delicatessen

**提示電視推銷員西蒙**下來吧！到吉娜的歐洲熟食店來。

they got sausages kielbasa and some very good cold cuts

他們有香腸和一些非常好的冷盤。

AAAND

ǞǞǞ

Most of all, they have sauerkraut!

最重要的是，他們有酸菜!

for those three of you living in a Durham Region now that watch my videos

對於現在住在達勒姆地區的三位看我視頻的人來說

Go on over there! You're gonna love it! (the sarcasm is thick with this one)

到那邊去吧! 你會喜歡它的!(這句話的諷刺意味很濃)

There you go. Mom...

你去那裡。媽媽...

**Martina as fast talking voice over** Located at 145 Kingston Rd. E Unit...

**Martina作為快嘴配音**位於145 Kingston Rd.E單元...

**Please read below**

**請閱讀下文**。

S: My Mom's

S:我媽媽的

M: Captain's log, I....

M：船長日誌，I....

Not part of this party. I am just the camera woman today

不是這個聚會的一部分。我今天只是負責攝像的女人

Um...For once remember me behind camera.

嗯......這一次，請記住我在相機後面。

I might be having fun by myself. The camera work goes askew. You'll know why

我可能自己玩得很開心。攝像工作出現了偏差。你會知道為什麼

**End of flashback**

**閃回結束**

S: Wash our sauerkraut take out all the sour. We want kraut, not sauerkraut...

S:把我們的酸菜洗乾淨，去掉所有的酸味。 我們要的是德國泡菜，不是酸菜......

S: Cold water, here we go

S:冷水，我們來了

S: You said two times. Is this one time? D: Yeah, okay, it's enough

S：你說過兩次。這是一次嗎？D:是的，好的，這就夠了

D: Yeah... S: I have washed the sauerkraut! on its own right now the sauerkraut

D：是的......S：我已經把酸菜洗乾淨了！現在酸菜就在它自己身上。

Is very tough and vinegary

非常堅韌且帶有醋味

Not enjoyable

不愉快

S; You putting in ketchup? D: No, no no no ketchup... just plain water and sauerkraut

S；你放了番茄醬？D:不，不，不，不放番茄醬......只是白水和酸菜。

S: When I was a kid, he would put in ketchup...

S:當我還是個孩子的時候，他就會把番茄醬...

*Dad laughs*

*爸爸笑了*。

S: Just **raspberry**

S:只是**覆盆子**

D: Not on everything! S: In the Kapusta, it was all ketchup

D: 不是所有東西都是這樣的!S: 在Kapusta，都是番茄醬。

Martina: But you're not making Kapusta, right? S:This is Kapusta...

瑪蒂娜：但你不是在做Kapusta，對嗎？S:這是Kapusta...

M: Oh, are you making Kapusta? S:This is sour kraut

M:哦，你在做Kapusta嗎？S:這是酸泡菜

**Mom explaining softly** S:Sauerkraut is Kapusta

**媽媽輕聲解釋** S:酸菜是Kapusta。

M: oahhh **Dad joins in**

男：哦，**爸爸也加入進來**。

S: So I asked my parents a question... This is a weird thing about my Dad...

S: 所以我問了我父母一個問題...這是我爸爸的一件怪事...

Why

為什麼？

Is there a bag of onions?

有一袋洋蔥嗎？

Beside your chair at the dinner table? Please, explain...

在飯桌上的椅子旁邊？請解釋一下...

Dad: I LOVE onion

爸爸：我喜歡洋蔥

Mom: Because onion and your father, is like a marriage...

媽媽：因為洋蔥和你的父親，就像一個婚姻......。

and...*laugh* He doesn't want to separate...

而且......*笑*他不想分開......。

S: Thank you Mom

S:謝謝你，媽媽

S: but then afterwards we want to boiling it for a lot to try to get rid of some of the

S：但之後我們想把它煮得很爛，以嘗試擺脫一些

Sourness that comes to this because we don't really want a tart pierogi. So it's not as sour as it was before

酸味的出現是因為我們並不真的想要一個酸味的Pierogi。所以它不像以前那樣酸了。

This is definitely a lot more

這絕對是一個很大的

Martina: Which is in a pickle or coleslaw?

瑪蒂娜：泡菜和涼拌菜哪個好？

S: Yeah, this tastes more like a coleslaw now

S：是的，現在這個味道更像涼拌菜了

All right. So we take this and I do what? chop it?

好的。所以我們拿著這個，我做什麼？

Dad: Chopchopchop

爸爸。劈劈啪啪

S&M:Chopchopchopchopchop...

S&M:Chopchopchopchop...

S: In Polish, how do you say chopchopchop? Mom: Shikashi

S：用波蘭語怎麼說chopchop？媽媽。Shikashi

Chicka Chicka Chicka Chicka Chicka Chickash

奇卡奇卡奇卡奇卡奇卡奇卡奇卡奇卡什

S: The reason why I say is this because, my dad, always whenever we were driving

S:我之所以這麼說，是因為我爸爸，每當我們在開車時，總是

He would get angry at someone and...

他對某人很生氣，並且...

S: Why did that guy do that?

S:那個人為什麼要這樣做？

Dad: Because he's stupid...

爸爸：因為他很蠢......。

S: Why didn't you chop them Dad?! CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP!

S:你為什麼不砍他們，爸爸！？劈劈啪啪劈劈劈啪啪!

S: this small knife is for chopping? All right. Here I go...

S：這把小刀是用來切菜的？好的。我在這裡...

M: I don't know if that works, but...

男：我不知道這是否有效，但是......。

S: This is a bread knife Mother...

S:這是一把麵包刀，母親...

next I am chopping onion. Yes?

接下來我正在切洋蔥。是嗎？

Dad: Yes sir!

爸爸：是的，先生。

Simon: You see how long I've been working on this perogie?

西蒙：你看我在這個餡餅上花了多長時間？

Mom: She..she..she always looking...

媽媽：她......她......她總是在尋找......。

*Overlapping* Simon: I don't understand why there is one onion that's old, and one that's warm?

*重疊* 西蒙：我不明白為什麼有一個洋蔥是舊的，有一個是熱的？

**Mom softly explaining**

**媽媽輕聲解釋**。

Simon: No mother onions don't have any personalities,

西蒙：沒有母親的洋蔥沒有任何個性。

My father wants me to put jerk seasoning and tandoori seasoning

我父親想讓我放點酸奶調味料和丹毒調味料

in POLISH pierogies. Dad: Okay.... Simon:You...

在波蘭的 pierogies。爸爸。好吧....西蒙：你...