How's it going in here?

這裡的情況如何？

It's our most advanced tanning bed yet.

這是我們目前最先進的日光浴床。

But don't just take this scientists word for it.

但不要只聽這位科學家的話。

The proof Is in the 10, wow.

證據就在這10個字裡，哇。

But at Major Tan it's not just about looking good.

但在Major Tan，這不僅僅是為了看起來好。

It's also about feeling good.

這也是關於感覺良好。

Oh goddamn.

哦，該死的。

That selects tan.

這就選擇了棕褐色。

It's fantastic.

這真是太棒了。

Are more than willing staff is ready to provide for your every need through our wide variety of custom cans.

我們的員工非常願意通過我們各種各樣的定製罐子來滿足您的每一個需求。

The grand tan, the ultra dark tan, the barely legal tan, the facial tan and my personal favorite, the menagerie tan.

大面積晒黑，超深色晒黑，幾乎不合法的晒黑，臉部晒黑，以及我個人最喜歡的，動物群晒黑。

Mhm.

嗯。

We even offer our own brand of patented tanning pleasure oils that are female associates are trained to apply.

我們甚至還提供我們自己品牌的專利日光浴快樂油，這些油都是由女性同事經過培訓來使用的。

We love King Dwayne.

我們愛德維恩國王。

So come on down to Major Tan where we're proud to be a family business.

是以，來Major Tan吧，我們為成為一個家族企業而自豪。

That's what she said.

她是這麼說的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。