Name: 惱人的橙色--壓力球！！！。 (The Annoying Orange - Stress Ball!!!)
Uploaded: 2021-05-22T18:30:27.000Z
Duration: 6 min 48 s

情態副詞

Seriously though, I've never seen you up at this hour.

不過說真的，我從來沒有見過你在這個時候起床。

Um, is this what you secretly do every morning?

嗯，這就是你每天早上祕密做的事嗎？

You go power walking before everyone else wakes up.

在其他人醒來之前，你就去走動。

I believe we were talking about you orange.

But we're definitely looping back later to talk about how you're wearing neon spandex.

但我們以後肯定會回過頭來談一談你是如何穿上霓虹燈下的氨綸。

The reason I'm up early is because today's my first day at my new job.

我早起的原因是今天是我在新工作的第一天。

This pamphlet just said to be right here at this time and I Orange a pair.

這本小冊子只是說在這個時候就在這裡，我橙子一副。

哦，我的天哪，老兄，你還好嗎？

Okay dude, I'm pretty sure you signed up to be a stress ball and they say there's no such thing as squeezy money.

好吧，夥計，我很確定你報名是為了做一個壓力球，他們說沒有所謂的壓歲錢。

Don't squeeze so hard or else I'm gonna Okay, I'll try to hold it in next time.

別擠得那麼厲害，否則我就......好吧，我下次會盡量忍住的。

Orange pretty well, I've been getting squeezed a lot.

橙子挺好的，我已經被擠得很厲害了。

Whenever I annoy him, he squeezes me a time.

每當我惹惱了他，他就會擠兌我一次。

Um Orange, Hey, hey hand, Hey, I've got a joke.

嗯，橙色，嘿，嘿，手，嘿，我有一個笑話。

Uh dude, you know, it's not your job to make them more stressed out, right?

呃，夥計，你知道，讓他們更有壓力不是你的工作，對嗎？

It's your job to make them less stressed out.

你的工作就是要讓他們少些壓力。

It's gonna stress ball, not a stress relief ball.

這將是一個壓力球，而不是一個緩解壓力的球。

Hey hand, I want to hear the batman theme song to get no no no no no no no no.

嘿，手，我想聽蝙蝠俠的主題曲，以獲得不不不不不不不。

哦，是的，這就是我認真的兄弟。

You clearly didn't read your job is to help them calm down.

你顯然沒有讀過你的工作是幫助他們平靜下來。

Wait so you're telling me I shouldn't loudly learn how to play the recorder right now, correct.

等等，所以你是在告訴我，我不應該現在就大聲地學習如何演奏木笛，對嗎？

You're telling me I shouldn't smash these symbols together.

你在告訴我，我不應該把這些符號砸在一起。

You mean I shouldn't tell 101 handy jokes.

你是說我不應該講101個方便的笑話。

Do not tell hand jokes to the hand, but I already told like 50 of them you're saying I shouldn't tell the rest o put the book down.

不要對手講笑話，但我已經講了50個了，你說我不應該再講其他的了。

See by not annoying him, you actually reduced his stress and you did your job.

你看，通過不煩擾他，你實際上減少了他的壓力，你做了你的工作。

This is such a weird concept to wrap my mind around.

這是個很奇怪的概念，讓我想不明白。

You're telling me people will pay me money to not be annoying.

你是在告訴我，人們會給我錢讓我不煩人。

How do you not understand this by now man?

你現在怎麼還不明白呢，老兄？

I feel woozy from all that squeezing orange.

擠了那麼多橘子，我覺得頭暈。

Are you really sure you want to do this job?

你真的確定你想做這份工作嗎？

Yeah, I'm definitely having second thoughts but that might be because my brain got squeezed.

是的，我肯定有第二個想法，但這可能是因為我的大腦被擠壓了。

Listen, maybe you should take a different approach.

聽著，也許你應該採取不同的方法。

That's quite as soothing as you think it is.

Who doesn't love the laughter of a child?

Hey hey baby Orange get in here because watch this.

嘿，嘿，奧蘭治寶貝在這裡，因為看這個。

No, it's yeah, it's working depends on your goal.

不，是的，它的工作取決於你的目標。

You getting squeezed is definitely making Baby Orange laugh, but I don't think it's distressing that hand.

你被擠壓肯定會讓橙寶寶笑，但我不認為它讓那隻手感到痛苦。

In fact, I feel like the more Baby Orange laughs, the more you get squeezed, you might be right about that pair.

事實上，我覺得橙寶寶笑得越多，你就越被擠兌，你的這一對可能是對的。

Baby Oranges laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

桔子寶寶的笑聲就像黑板上的釘子。

哦，寶貝，我把那件事搞砸了嗎？

Oh, I'm trying so hard not to fight right now.

哦，我現在非常努力地不去爭吵。

Nothing makes Baby Orange laugh harder than a well placed to, hey, what's going on here?

沒有什麼能讓橙寶寶笑得更厲害的了，比起精心安排的到，嘿，這裡發生了什麼？

I've never seen a hand so stressed out before.

我以前從未見過一隻手如此緊張。