I just needed a breath of fresh water.

我只是需要呼吸一下新鮮的水。

Ah.

啊。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

That'll take care of it. .

這樣就可以搞定了。.

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Don't do it. Don't do it! Don't do it!

不要這樣做。不要這樣做！不要這樣做！

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Well, I do'd it.

嗯，我做到了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Time for stronger measures.

是時候採取更有力的措施了。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Alright, self, let's see ya get out of that one.

好吧，自己，讓我們看看你能不能擺脫這個困境。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Whoa, SpongeBob, are you okay?

哇，海綿寶寶，你還好嗎？

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Fred, your nails. They're so... beautiful.

弗雷德，你的指甲。它們是如此的......美麗。

Aw, thanks. I really pride myself on--

哦，謝謝。我真的為自己感到自豪 --

My nails!

我的指甲!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Must bite nails!

必須咬指甲!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Give me the works, Ethel.

把作品給我，艾瑟爾。

Ugh, my nails are in terrible shape.

呃，我的指甲形狀很糟糕。

Ah.

啊。

Ooh, that feels good.

哦，這感覺很好。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

E-E-Ethel, you know I like to keep my nails long--

E-E-thel，你知道我喜歡保持我的指甲長 --

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Uh, so...

呃，所以...

when should we schedule your next appointment?

我們應該何時安排你的下一次預約？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

Trying out a new look with your face?

試著用你的臉做一個新造型？

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

I like it!

我喜歡它!

Oh, Patrick, I can't stop... biting my fingernails.

哦，帕特里克，我無法停止......咬我的手指甲。

Hmm. Mm-hmm. Ha! I know just what you need!

嗯。嗯，嗯。哈!我知道你正需要什麼！

Oh! La, la, la, la, la.

哦！拉，拉，拉，拉，拉。

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

Glove World! makes me forget all my troubles... and my name.

手套世界！讓我忘記了所有的煩惱......和我的名字。

You're right.

你是對的。

I've forgotten all about biting my... nails!

我已經完全忘記了咬我的......指甲!

[howling]

[嚎叫]

Yah!

Yah!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hey you, gimme that!

嘿，你，給我那個！

Knuckle 22 to base.

指節22至底座。

We've got a nail-biter in Pinky Land.

我們在 "粉色國度 "有一個釘子鋪。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[carnival music playing]

[狂歡節音樂響起]

Uh!

呃!

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

I think... I think... I need help.

我想...我想...我需要幫助。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

- Cheeks residence. - Sandy!

- 臉頰住。- 桑迪!

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Hmm.

嗯。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Aw.

胡。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Don't worry, SpongeBob.

別擔心，海綿寶寶。

We'll stop your nail-biting habit

我們將阻止你咬指甲的習慣

quicker than a jet-powered jackrabbit!

比噴氣機驅動的兔子還快!

This'll keep your fingers out of your kisser.

這將使你的手指遠離你的吻部。

I sure hope so.

我當然希望如此。

Ah.

啊。

Um.

嗯。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Oh. Uh-uh.

哦。呃-呃。

Tell me he ain't doing what I think he's doing.

告訴我他不是在做我認為他在做的事。

Oh, he's good.

哦，他很好。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

SpongeBob, that's just plain wrong.

海綿寶寶，這簡直是大錯特錯。

Yah!

Yah!

I guess we're gonna have to watch you

我想我們必須看著你

like Mr. Krabs watches his bank account!

就像蟹老闆看他的銀行賬戶一樣！

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Huh?

嗯？

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Huh?

嗯？

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

What, what?! Where'd he go?

什麼，什麼？他去哪了？

[mumbling and chomping]

[喃喃自語和咀嚼]

Hi, Sandy.

嗨，桑迪。

It's high time we got you some professional help.

現在是我們給你提供專業幫助的時候了。

This doctor's the best hypnotherapist

這位醫生是最好的催眠治療師

in Bikini Bottom. He'll sort out your bad habit.

在比基尼海灘。他將整理你的壞習慣。

The doctor will see you now, Mr. SquarePants.

醫生現在要給你看病了，方片先生。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Oh, please relax, Mr. SquarePants.

哦，請放鬆一下，方片先生。

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Now, what seems to be the trouble?

現在，似乎有什麼麻煩？

Doctor, I can't stop...

醫生，我不能停止...

I can't stop...

我無法停止...

I can't stop biting my nails! I don't know what to do!

我無法停止咬我的指甲!我不知道該怎麼做!

[chomping]

[咬牙切齒]

Well, let us take a peak into your subconscious

那麼，讓我們來看看你的潛意識吧

and see what is causing your problem.

並看看是什麼導致了你的問題。

Keep your eyes on the watch, Mr. SquarePants.

盯住手錶，方塊先生。

Watch the watch,

看錶。

- Mr. SquarePants. - Watch the watch...

- 方片先生- 請看錶...

- Watch the watch... - Watch the watch.

- 看著手錶...- 看好這塊表。

Watch the watch.

看錶。

What seems to be troubling you, Mr. SquarePants?

似乎是什麼在困擾著你，方形人先生？

I can't stop... biting my... nails.

我無法停止...咬我的...指甲。

Why do you want to bite your nails?

為什麼你想咬指甲？

Stuck in dead-end job. Work in a grease trap.

被困於無前途的工作。在隔油池工作。

Go on.

繼續。

Tentacles hurt.

觸手傷害。

Tentacles? Hmm, interesting.

觸手？嗯，有意思。

Neighbor... SpongeBob... annoying.

鄰居...海綿寶寶......很煩人

But aren't you SpongeBob, Mr. SquarePants?

但你不是海綿寶寶嗎，方塊先生？

No... I am Squidward.

不......我是章魚哥。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Mr. SquarePants!

矮胖子先生!

Obviously, you have subconsciously internalized

很明顯，你已經在潛意識中內化了

Mr. Squidward's problems as your own.

章魚哥先生的問題就是你自己的問題。

When I snap my fingers,

當我打響指。

you'll realize you are not Squidward.

你會發現你不是章魚哥。

You are SpongeBob,

你是海綿寶寶。

and your desire to bite your nails

和你想咬指甲的慾望

will poof! Disappear.

將會噗通一聲!消失。

[snapping]

[呵斥聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Am I cured?

我被治癒了嗎？

Yeah, you are cured.

是的，你被治癒了。

Whoopee! Thanks, Doctor...

Whoopee!謝謝你，醫生...

Doctor...

醫生...

Hans?!

漢斯？

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Giant, delicious fingernails!

巨大的、美味的指甲!