So, what do you think?

所以你是怎麼想的呢?

Pretty good, huh?

感覺還不錯吧?

I know what you're thinking:

我可以知道你在想些什麼

Asian guy trying to be a basketball player?

亞洲人妄想成為籃球選手嗎?

Pssh! Good luck.

噗! 自求多福吧

But even after Yao, even while Jeremy Lin...

但姚明現身之後 接著又是林書豪

this still looks weird, huh?

亞洲人想當籃球員聽起來還是怪怪的吧?

Well, I don't blame you.

沒有責怪你的意思

Everyone knows that if you're Asian, there are

大家都知道如果你是一個亞洲人

the sacred four pillars of an occupation your family

想成為家庭的棟梁只有四種職業能選擇

and friends expect you to go into.

同時也是朋友們所期許你去做的

Medicine!

醫生!

Business or Finance.

商人或財金人才

Science and Engineering.

科技業和工程師

- And Law. -Hey!

還有 律師

Unfortunately, I suck at all those things

很可惜的，我對這些職業感到反胃

and I'm awesome at basketball.

而且我很擅長籃球

But no one believes that I can--ow!

可是沒有人相信我做得到!

Ow!

Ow!

I...ooh, I am so sorry.

喔... 抱歉

I was practicing my free throws.

我剛在練習投籃

You were practicing your free throws that way,

而你也在練習

and you hit me in the head this way?

然後你打到我的頭?

Yeah, I'm still learning.

對，我還在學習

For starters, try shooting the ball that way.

對新手來說，投球應該要那樣投

Yeah? Oh, wait, wait.

耶? 喔 等等

What else?

還有什麼嗎?

Do you know anything about basketball?

你對籃球有所了解嗎?

I know you have to bounce the ball and make it in the hoop.

我知道你現在必須要讓球上下彈掉 然後把它投進籃框中

That's called dribbling.

那叫做運球

Dribbling.

運球

What're you doing?

你在做什麼?

Taking' notes. Duh!

喔 我在做筆記

Why are you even trying to learn?

你幹嘛還執意想要學習?

Well, Matt, I want to be a baller, son!

喔 Matt, 我想成為一位籃球選手!

Okay, it's my cousins, man.

嗯，就像我表兄弟們那樣優秀

Actually, it's my whole family.

實際上我整個家庭都這樣

I know I suck at basketball, but there are these three pillars

我知道我討厭籃球 可是這些

among black people of what you're expected to aspire to be.

在非裔美國人的社會中大家期望你做的職業

- Sports. - (crowd cheers)

運動 (歡呼聲)

- Music. - (crowd cheers)

音樂 (歡呼聲)

- Acting. And that's it! -(crowd applauds)

演戲 也只能這樣 (觀眾拍手)

No way! You could totally be a...

不是吧! 你頂多只能 ...

- I am so screwed. - What do you actually wanna do?

我感覺好糟 那你自己本身想做什麼

Physics. I love Science, primarily physics.

物理，我熱愛科學而最喜歡物理

My idol is Neil deGrasse Tyson.

我的偶像是奈爾·德葛拉司·泰森(一位美國天文學家)

Who?

他是誰?

You don't know...?!

你不知道...?!

He's a famous astrophysicist!

他是非常有名的天文學家!

And he's black!

而且他是非裔美國人

You actually like physics?

你當真的喜歡物理嗎?

Well, I like living and physics is life, so yes,

沒錯，我熱愛生命而物理對我而言就是人生，所以是的

yes, indeed, I like physics.

對，非常肯定，我熱愛物理

Man, I wish we could change places.

老兄，我真希望可以跟你交換生長的環境

Everyone expects me to be a doctor, lawyer, scientist...

大家都希望我變成醫生、律師、科學家...

I have this physics exam tomorrow and I know I just can't do it.

我明天有個物理考試而我完全不行

Everyone's gonna think I'm a failure.

大家都會認為我是一個失敗者

Uh, physics exam? Well, which branch?

嗯，物理考試? 那是在哪個領域?

Classical mechanics, thermodynamics, or mechanics?

是傳統力學 熱力學 還是一般力學?

Electrotechnics or...(gasps) Oooh...relativity.

電機學 喔... 相對論

The normal version?

是一般的版本嗎?

Do you know anything about physics?

你對物理有所了解嗎?

Heh. Yeah!

嗯 是的!

Like, Albert Einstein...equals...MC...Hammer?

像是 愛因斯坦 等式 MC...?

I have a three on three basketball tournament with my cousins tomorrow.

我明天和我表兄弟有三場籃球比賽

If I can't play, I will never hear the end of it.

如果我打不好大家會議論紛紛

You train me in basketball, and I'll tutor you for the test!

你讓我學會打球 我就來幫你補習明天的考試

I don't know man. You really suck at basketball.

我不知道行不行 你在籃球方面真的有點無能

(scoffs) And you don't know the difference between PV=NRT

(呿) 那你也不知道PV=NRT是什麼

and P=F/A.

更別談P=F/A

Wait...did you just cuss at me?!

等等...你剛剛是在辱罵我嗎?!

Hey! Don't use your urban slang on me!

嘿! 別用你的方言來罵我

♪ (rap music) ♪

♪ Okay, I’m faded, I’m blown, I’m jaded, I’m cold ♪

♪ Tell these [censored] they outdated ♪

♪ I done made it up on my own ♪

♪ Got my eyes all up on that thrown ♪

♪ Don’t let me get in my zone ♪

♪ It’s my time, it’s my time ♪

♪ Don’t let me get in my zone ♪

♪ And I'm representin' my city (city) ♪

♪ I’m guided up on my feet ♪

♪ While I’m pressing up on these cities ♪

♪ On my knees when I touch down ♪

♪ I call to get in that t-bone (whoo!) ♪

♪ My money long, your money short ♪

♪ I call it Danny Devito (Yeah!) ♪

♪ I keep them [censored] thirsty, I got verses for you lames ♪

♪ Bitch, I’m perfect with a frame, with a hearse I put your name on it ♪

♪ Black roses, black roses ♪

♪ Put them [inaudible], [inaudible] ♪

♪ All I need is a team with a bad [inaudible] ♪

♪ Come take a look, [censored], I’m a star ♪

♪ Won’t you get your pretty [censored] up in my car? (in my car?) ♪

♪ Come take a look, bitch, I’m a star ♪

♪ Everywhere we go they know just who we are ♪

♪ I be rolling like it’s summertime ♪

♪ Confident this summer's mine ♪

♪ True religion, Nike swooshes, [classes full of] Jordon size ♪

♪ Laughing so crazy since a [censored] signing dirty lines ♪

♪ Receiving more respect than Jerry Rice with them 49s ♪

♪ Lonely on the road to riches, haters paying dollar signs ♪

♪ Success is like those black people showing [only on time] ♪

♪ I hustle like I’m d roped, man I keep a cold down ♪

♪ Sharper than a porcupine, should have my own probe ♪

♪ And I let them dream, they start, me wake ‘em ♪

♪ They serve like wakitas, [I took cold, taught me reading] ♪

♪ [Now ???] ♪

♪ I be clean [as while] she got me soon ♪

♪ [Hands down,] oh, she got me seen ♪

♪ Bills on top, put bills like I was born into the office ♪

♪ No shoes on my feet, working hard all week ♪

♪ Looking def so long, money's up in my sleeve ♪

♪ [And one time I’m skipping mine] ♪

♪ Make so much stretch with that sunshine ♪

♪ All the power and the hunger got me ready ♪

♪ So take a look, [censored], I'm a star (yeah!) ♪

♪ Won’t you get your pretty [censored] up in my car? (up in my car?) ♪

♪ Come take a look ♪

♪ Everywhere we go they know just who we-- ♪

(ball bounces away)

(球彈走了)

You know, we did only train for an afternoon.

你知道 我們也不過訓練一個下午

You can't be too hard on yourself, man.

別對自己太嚴格啊

Yeah. I guess so.

嗯 說的也是

How'd you do on the test?

那你考試考得如何

Yeah! Yeah.

Yeah!

Well, you know, we did only study for a couple hours.

嗯，你知道我們不過也才一起讀了幾個小時

So...

所以呢...

I guess we just can't be what the world expects.

所我我想我們達不到這世界對我們的期盼

Guess we'll just have to let the world down.

我想我們可能會讓這世界失望

By being awesome at what we love.

如果我們追求我們所愛的

You know, I haven't tried rapping yet.

你知道我從來沒試過唱Rap

Dude, please don't! (sighing)

兄弟 別這樣

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- Wow! - That was for humor.

哇! 這簡直太可笑了

Dude, even I can shoot better than that.

兄弟 連我都比他好

- Oh my god! - That was also for humor.

我的天啊 這只是為了幽默一下