I'm orange and I'm cece.

我是橙色，我是cece。

Whoa.

哇哦。

I usually do these with pair.

我通常用對子做這些。

Well apparently not today.

嗯，顯然不是今天。

What happened did he call in?

發生了什麼事他打電話來了？

Sick?

病了？

Yeah.

是的。

Sick of you now what's today's story?

厭倦了你了，今天的故事是什麼？

I totally didn't read it, wow.

我完全沒有讀過，哇。

Well I didn't read it either.

好吧，我也沒有讀過它。

That's usually pairs job.

這通常是對的工作。

But today we're telling the story of batman, I don't know that story very well, but I sure do you know the theme song Batman?

但今天我們要講的是蝙蝠俠的故事，我不太瞭解這個故事，但我肯定你知道蝙蝠俠的主題曲？

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

Let's just bat wing it the best we can.

讓我們盡我們所能，為它打上翅膀。

Okay, so one thing I do know is that batman's real name is Bruce Wayne.

好吧，我所知道的一件事是，蝙蝠俠的真名是布魯斯-韋恩。

Why does he have two first names?

為什麼他有兩個名字？

I don't know, probably the same reason his superhero name is to mammals.

我不知道，可能和他的超級英雄名字對哺乳動物的原因一樣。

Anyway, what I don't remember is the name of the city he lives in Gothic city, Gothic, bold century Gothic.

總之，我不記得的是他所居住的城市的名字哥特式城市，哥特式，大膽的世紀哥特式。

Pretty sure those are font.

很確定這些是字體。

Who got city cost city?

誰得到了城市的成本城市？

Yeah, that's, it sounds like the kind of place that has a hot topic on every corner.

是的，這，這聽起來像是那種每個角落都有一個熱門話題的地方。

That's exactly the kind of place it is.

這正是這種地方。

And one day when young brucie my first two names and his Brazilian air parents were leaving one of God's cities, numerous hot topic locations.

有一天，當年輕的布魯西我的前兩個名字和他的巴西航空父母離開上帝的一個城市，無數的熱門話題地點。

His parents got murdered.

他的父母被謀殺了。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Who killed him?

誰殺了他？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'm pretty sure it was that batman.

我很確定是那個蝙蝠俠。

Well, that almost makes too much sense.

嗯，這幾乎太有意義了。

But hold on.

但請稍等。

Why were his parents so rich?

為什麼他的父母如此富有？

Well, you know how bat poop is?

嗯，你知道蝙蝠的便便是怎樣的嗎？

Like really expensive?

比如說真的很貴？

Who doesn't?

誰不這樣做呢？

I'm pretty sure they were trafficking bat poop and then bat mafia put out a hit on him.

我很確定他們是在販賣蝙蝠粑粑，然後蝙蝠黑手黨放出了對他的打擊。

Okay.

好的。

It was kind of making sense before, but now it's making complete sense.

以前是有點道理的，但現在完全有道理了。

Of course it was a bad hit.

當然，這是個糟糕的打擊。

You hit things with the bat.

你用球棒打東西。

My mind is below one right now.

我的思想現在就在一個下面。

My mind just literally mush.

我的頭腦簡直就是一團漿糊。

Let's continue.

讓我們繼續。

Okay, so here's the part I'm confused about.

好的，所以這裡是我困惑的部分。

If bats killed his parents, then why did he dress up like them all the time?

如果蝙蝠殺了他的父母，那麼他為什麼一直打扮得像他們？

Isn't it obvious to blend in so we can take them out from the inside from the inside of what?

融入其中不是很明顯嗎，這樣我們就可以從裡面把他們從什麼裡面拿出來？

Probably their bat caves.

可能是他們的蝙蝠洞。

Oh, there's a term I somewhat recognize.

哦，有一個詞我有點認識。

We must be on the right track.

我們必須在正確的軌道上。

Okay, so batman gained entrance to the evil bats cave, how to get in?

好了，蝙蝠俠獲得了邪惡蝙蝠洞的入口，怎麼進去呢？

I don't know, he'd probably better ring the doorbell or something nice, but point is he got inside and that's when he went back crazy on him.

我不知道，他可能最好按一下門鈴或其他好的東西，但重點是他進了屋，這時他又對他瘋狂了。

He was punching out bed every this way and that he thought you unclear through a cloud.

他是衝著床的每一種方式和他認為你不清楚通過一個雲。

That's why the clouds always looked like that in the movies.

這就是為什麼電影中的雲層總是看起來像那樣。

Who did he punch, went through a car and that's why the battlefield looks like a bat Orange.

他打了誰，穿過了一輛車，這就是為什麼戰場看起來像一個蝙蝠橙。

Don't be ridiculous.

別傻了。

Sorry.

對不起。

Anyway, after avenging his parents death, he teamed up with Robin whose parents were murdered by Robin's.

總之，在為他的父母報仇後，他與父母被羅賓的謀殺的羅賓聯手。

Whoa, Robbins can kill people.

哇，羅賓斯可以殺人。

Their murderous savages.

他們是凶殘的野蠻人。

Orange.

橙色。

How do you think they're chest got so red?

你認為他們的胸部是如何變得這麼紅的？

Oh my goodness, I'm learning so much today.

哦，我的天啊，我今天學到了很多東西。

Wait so catwoman.

等待，所以貓女。

Her parents were murdered by cat, the penguin penguins.

她的父母被貓、企鵝謀殺了。

Yeah, they have really sharp beaks.

是的，他們有非常鋒利的喙。

What about MR freeze?

MR凍結的情況如何？

I think you already know the answer.

我想你已經知道答案了。

His family was murdered by popsicles.

他的家人被冰棒謀殺了。

Birthday.

生日。

Yes.

是的。

Oh, I've never trusted particles.

哦，我從來沒有相信過顆粒。

Not one bet.

沒有一個人打賭。