Whew.

嗚呼。

Karen, can you give me a hand with my new Dodanatron?

凱倫，你能幫我弄一下我的新Dodanatron嗎？

Sorry Sheldon, I'm off to visit my Motherboard.

對不起，Sheldon，我去看我的母板了。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Wait! How am I supposed to get anything done without you?

等等，沒有你，我怎麼能完成任何事情呢？

Don't worry, I put up Help Wanted flyers

別擔心，我貼出了招聘傳單

for an intern. See?

為一個實習生。看到了嗎？

Oh.

哦。

Uh. Ooh.

呃，哦。

"INTERN WANTED." Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs?

"歡迎實習生"。今天就到查姆巴奇實驗室申請吧？

Uh. I'm a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy,

呃，我是個瘋狂的科學家!如果獲得幫助是那麼容易的話。

I wouldn't have built a computer wife!

我不會建立一個計算機的妻子!

Is this where I apply for the intern job?

這是我申請實習工作的地方嗎？

Ahem. Hello and welcome to Chum Bucket Labs.

咳咳。你好，歡迎來到海之霸實驗室。

As an intern you will gain valuable work experience

作為一名實習生，你將獲得寶貴的工作經驗

at a sub minimum wage.

在最低工資以下的情況下。

[moaning]

[呻吟聲]

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

Well, that narrowed it down.

好吧，這就縮小了範圍。

I wanna do the science!

我想做科學!

Oh, boy.

哦，孩子。

Okay, let's see how ya handle scientific equipment.

好吧，讓我們看看你如何處理科學設備。

This is my Duplo maker. It's very, very simple.

這是我的Duplo製作器。它非常、非常簡單。

Oh, like me.

哦，像我一樣。

Just put this coin in the chamber--

只要把這枚硬幣放進去 --

- Gotcha. - Ow!

- 找到你了。- 嗷!

No! Just the coin, you idiot!

不！只有硬幣，你這個白痴！

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

Oh.

哦。

Do we get the job?

我們能得到這份工作嗎？

I'll tell ya what ya get, you get out!

我告訴你，你得到了什麼，你就會得到什麼!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hi, I'm Patrick.

嗨，我是帕特里克。

No, I'm Patrick.

不，我是帕特里克。

Who's Patrick?

誰是帕特里克？

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Great. Not a single applicant left.

很好。沒有一個申請人離開。

Hello, I'm still here.

你好，我還在這裡。

Whale!

鯨魚！

No, not you. Whales eat Plankton.

不，不是你。鯨魚吃浮游生物。

I don't eat Plankton. That's baby food.

我不吃浮游生物。那是嬰兒食品。

I'm just here for the job.

我在這裡只是為了工作。

R-Really?

R-Really?

Y-You're not gonna eat me?

你 - 你不會吃了我吧？

Eww. No, I just need money.

噁心。不，我只是需要錢。

But my dad's such a skinflint with my allowance.

但我爸爸對我的零花錢太吝嗇了。

Alright. You're hired. Whatever.

好吧。你被錄用了。隨便吧。

As the junior intern of Chum Bucket Labs,

作為查姆桶實驗室的初級實習生。

you're responsible for extremely important tasks.

你要負責極其重要的任務。

Oh, wow. Like what?

哦，哇。像什麼？

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

You make an excellent ladder, junior intern.

你是一個優秀的階梯，初級實習生。

Yes! My evil robot is complete.

是的!我的邪惡機器人完成了。

Nothing can stop me now.

現在沒有什麼能阻止我。

Except that tiny doorway.

除了那個小門洞。

No one asked you, junior intern.

沒有人問你，初級實習生。

And by the way, I forgot to give you

順便說一下，我忘了給你

your very own lab instrument.

你自己的實驗室儀器。

Oh, oh. What's it do?

噢，噢。它是做什麼的？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Why don't you push it around and find out?

你為什麼不把它推來推去，找出答案呢？

Observe my lonely intern

觀察我孤獨的實習生

and tremble at the power of my mighty, ah, laser thingy.

併為我強大的，啊，脈衝光的力量而顫抖。

It'll blow the door off a safe.

它能把保險箱的門炸開。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Ah and everything in it.

啊和其中的一切。

Get to work, intern.

開始工作吧，實習生。

Okay.

好的。

Behold, my instant monster maker.

看哪，我的即時怪物製造者。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Yes, the creature strong enough

是的，這個生物足夠強大

to rip open a safe with its bare hands.

徒手撕開一個保險箱。

Tentacles.

觸角。

Bare tentacles, even worse!

光禿禿的觸手，甚至更糟糕!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Ooh.

哦。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Eww. Gross!

噁心。噁心!

Don't bother sweeping it up.

不要費力去掃除它。

Thanks, Mr. Plankton.

謝謝，浮游生物先生。

You're gonna need a mop.

你會需要一個拖把。

[moaning]

[呻吟聲]

[moaning]

[呻吟聲]

Ah, how was your first day at your summer job, sweetie?

啊，你在暑期工作的第一天怎麼樣，親愛的？

It's so boring.

太無聊了。

My boss doesn't let me do any of the fun stuff.

我的老闆不允許我做任何有趣的事情。

Now, now my little sitation. Work ain't supposed to be fun.

現在，現在我的小狀況。工作不應該是有趣的。

But daddy, my boss is--

但爸爸，我的老闆是...

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

啊，啊，啊，啊，啊，啊。

It don't matter who your boss is.

你的老闆是誰並不重要。

A good employee follows the boss's orders.

一個好的員工要遵守老闆的命令。

If you say so, Daddy.

如果你這麼說，爸爸。