Noodles!

麵條！

Aw, look at how happy I am.

噢，看看我有多高興。

I don't yet know how terribly wrong this day is gonna go.

我還不知道這一天會發生多麼可怕的錯誤。

Literally any kind of a carb - If you're like,

從字面上看，任何一種碳水化合物 - 如果你喜歡。

"We're gonna go for pizza today!" Martina's like, "YUP"

"我們今天要去吃披薩！"瑪蒂娜說，"好啊"

"We're gonna go to a bakery today!" A Martina would be like, "YUP" Noodles!

"我們今天要去一家麵包店！"一個瑪蒂娜會說："YUP "麵條!

"YUP" Noodle noodle noodle *tsh tsh ta tsh*

"YUP "麵條麵條*tsh tsh ta tsh*。

noodle noodle noodle *to the tune of Super Mario Bros. Underground Theme*

麵條麵條麵條 *以《超級馬里奧兄弟》地下主題曲為調*。

We're goin' for some noodles!

我們要去吃麵條了!

I'm going to eat no-noodle noodle noo noo noo noo noo-dle

我要吃無麵條 無麵條 無麵條 無麵條 無麵條 無麵條

S: Noodles are this way!

S:麵條是這樣的!

So right now we are heading to Takadonababa, which is like the college town

是以，現在我們正在前往高田馬場，這就像是大學城。

We're going there for daichi no udon and we're gonna show you what it's all about.

我們要去那裡吃大吉大利烏冬麵，我們將向你展示它的全部內容。

M: Is there something that you want to tell everybody Simon?

M：你有什麼要告訴大家的嗎，西蒙？

So, Japan has always these variable hours when it comes to (Angry Martina: Don't make excuses!)

所以，日本總是這些不固定的時間，當談到（憤怒的瑪蒂娜：不要找藉口！）。

lunches and whatnot. So this place is open from 11:00am to 3:30pm, and then it closes and reopens at 6:00pm

午餐和什麼的。是以，這個地方從上午11:00到下午3:30開放，然後在下午6:00關閉並重新開放。

Right now it's 3:07pm. We're not gonna make that so...

現在是下午3:07。我們不會讓這樣的...

M: So.. we're - we're not gonna have noodles today?

所以......我們今天不吃麵了？

We can have them later just at 6:00pm, just not now. M: But we already paid money!

我們可以稍後在下午6點吃，只是現在不行。男：但是我們已經付過錢了！我不知道。

M: I think we should just go on an adventure to Takadonababa. S: Let's go see what they have in Takadonababa!

男：我想我們應該去高田馬場探險。S: 讓我們去看看他們在高田馬場有什麼!

So, in order for Simon to console me because I REALLY wanted noodles

所以，為了讓西蒙安慰我，因為我真的很想吃麵。

We are still in Takadonababa and we are heading to a lighter ramen shop. That's right -

我們仍然在高田馬場，我們要去一家較輕的拉麵店。這是正確的 --

We can enjoy noodles before noodles. S: Appetizer ramen! M: Appetizer ramen.

我們可以在麵條之前享受麵條。S：開胃拉麵!M：開胃拉麵。

So we're going to Ramen Yamaguchi and it's about like a 15 minute walk away from the station

所以我們要去山口拉麵，它離車站大概有15分鐘的步行路程。

We will figure out what to do and report back to you once we eat noodles

我們會想辦法，吃完麵後再向你報告。

S: Um, seems like you're eating mine now. Your bowl is over there. M: I had to try it because I accidentally fell - fell over there

S:嗯，好像你現在在吃我的。你的碗在那邊。男：我不得不試試，因為我不小心摔了一跤--摔在了那裡

I was like, "Oh no!" And then I didn't want to be rude to your bowl

我當時想，"哦，不！"然後我不想對你的碗不禮貌

So a really good way to make it through your day in Japan, if you got some hours to kill, is to go for some

是以，如果你有一些時間可以消磨，在日本度過你的一天的一個真正好方法就是去參加一些

Michelin star ramen. M: Yeah, why not? S: This was actually so good. I want to do a video on it by itself

米其林星級拉麵。M：是的，為什麼不呢？S：這實際上是非常好的。我想就它本身做一個視頻

And I think this is gonna hold me over for a good long time. M: What time is it right now?

我想這能讓我撐上好長一段時間。男：現在是什麼時候？

It's 4:30 and we still have an hour and a half to go before we could film our video

現在是4:30，我們還有一個半小時就可以拍攝我們的視頻了。

Oh no

哦，不

Oh no, ducky. It's closed

哦，不，小鴨子。它被關閉了

We got it

我們得到了它

S: Did you though?

S:但你有嗎？

Yes, okay

是的，好的

So we got - we got two yaki-dango and then we're getting two kinds that are like wrapped in leaves

所以我們得到了--我們得到了兩個燒餅，然後我們得到了兩種像用葉子包裹的燒餅。

And one is like a washira-something mochi. I don't know what that is

還有一個是像洗衣粉之類的麻糬。我不知道那是什麼

anyways, except the mochi part. And the other one has miso. I think it's like beans and miso. S: We better not get super stuffed

總之，除了麻糬的部分。而另一個則有味噌。我想應該是豆子和味噌。S: 我們最好不要吃得太飽

S: and not be able to eat our udon, girl. Did you get three different kinds each?

S：而且不能吃我們的烏龍飯，姑娘。你們每個人都有三種不同的種類嗎？

Remember, how long is the udon shop open 'til? We don't have to be there at 6:00, you know. S: Girllllll

記住，烏冬麵店要營業到什麼時候？我們不一定要在6點到那裡，你知道。S: 女孩

This could be lunchtime! S: Spending a whole day here? M: Brunch. Why not?

這可能是午餐時間!S: 在這裡花了一整天時間？M: 早午餐。為什麼不呢？

Last food. Yes. Thank you very much.

最後的食物。是的。非常感謝你。

So our first problem today was that we decided to come here right when they were closed

所以我們今天的第一個問題是，我們決定在他們關門的時候來這裡。

so we have to wait a bit for our udon and now our second problem

所以我們不得不等待我們的烏龍飯，現在我們的第二個問題是

is that after having some ramen, Martina decided to eat a whole lot of dango and

是，在吃了一些拉麵之後，瑪蒂娜決定吃一大堆的Dango 和

now somebody has a tummy ache and she might not be ready... M: You're not supposed to tell everyone this

現在有人肚子疼了，她可能還沒準備好......男：你不應該告訴大家這個消息

...to film for 6pm, so we might have to delay our filming 'til 7pm

...要在下午6點拍攝，所以我們可能要延後到晚上7點拍攝。

M: But it's not my fault. You told me we were going for noodles and all I had was a green smoothie.

M：但這不是我的錯。你告訴我我們要去吃麵條，而我只吃了一杯綠色冰沙。

Ooh, ah! We found a new place, ducky

哦，啊!我們找到了一個新地方，小鴨子

that's so exciting! S: It is! M: We found a new place that we can be like

這真是太令人興奮了!S: 是的!M: 我們找到了一個新的地方，我們可以像

"I know this really good dango mochi shop." Like, it's so good! That's wonderful

"我知道這家非常好的丸子麻糬店。"就像，它是如此的好!這真是太好了

that this happened. It was an exciting day for us even if things went wrong.

這事發生了。對我們來說，這是令人興奮的一天，即使事情出了問題。

S: We went on adventures, we tried new things and we really liked it!

S:我們去冒險，我們嘗試新的東西，我們真的很喜歡!

And! *motorcycle noise*

還有！*摩托車的聲音*。

Scuze me, we're filming a YouTube video, don't you see?

笨蛋，我們正在拍攝YouTube視頻，你不明白嗎？

Don't you just love the look of this place? This feels like a secret gem in the heart of the city

你難道不喜歡這個地方的外觀嗎？這感覺就像在城市中心的一個祕密寶石

We are finally ready after many hours of stalling to go to Daichi no udon

拖延了好幾個小時後，我們終於準備好去大吉大利烏冬麵了。

M: Heck yes! S: I am so ready... M: I love udon! Noodles! S: ...for some damn-good udon. Let's do this.

男：是的！是的S: 我已經準備好了...M: 我喜歡烏龍麵!麵條!S: ...為了一些該死的好烏冬麵。我們來做這個。

This right here, that's what I'm getting

就在這裡，這就是我得到的東西

Oh yeaaaah

哦，是的。

Alright

好的

S: What do you want? M: I'm not sure yet, I might get the bukkake

S:你想要什麼？男：我還不確定，我可能會得到裸體的東西。

S: Bukkake, yeah? Get bukkake. M: Yeah, I think so

S：Bukkake，是嗎？得到bukkake。男：是的，我想是的

M: Oh yeah S: Oh yeaah

M：哦，是的，S：哦，是的。

So all the different regions of Japan have a different way that they make their udon noodles

是以，日本的所有不同地區都有不同的烏龍麵製作方法。

So we thought that it was just like, you know

所以我們認為，這只是像，你知道

There's just one kind of udon, it comes in a broth, and it has radish on it

只有一種烏龍麵，它裝在肉湯裡，上面有蘿蔔。

But that's not true at all. You can get it hot, you can get it cold.

但這根本不是真的。你可以讓它變熱，你可以讓它變冷。

You can get it cooked with starch-y water, you can have it with a raw egg,

你可以用澱粉水把它煮熟，你可以用生雞蛋來吃。

you can have it with meat. There's tons of amazing things and different regions in Japan will do it differently

你可以和肉一起吃。有大量令人驚奇的事情，日本不同地區會有不同的做法。

So really, it's just like ramen, where you could spend the rest of your life exploring prefectures in Japan trying their local udon

所以真的，它就像拉麵一樣，你可以用你的餘生去探索日本的各縣，嘗試他們的當地烏龍。

Even the noodles are different, ducky! S: When we are in Kyoto the noodles were very soft and very sweet

連麵條都不一樣，鴨梨山大!S: 我們在京都的時候，麵條很軟，很甜。

Sanuki udon supposedly has like, a toothier udon that has like more bite and a better

據稱，贊岐烏冬麵是一種更硬的烏冬麵，有更多的咬勁和更好的口感。

mouthfeel, you could say, to it. M: Bounciness. S: Bounciness, like you could chew on it and you really feel it.

你可以說，它的口感。M：有彈性。S：彈力，就像你可以咀嚼它，你真的感覺到它。

Fukuoka udon - I really love broth there, but I found the noodles a bit too soft.

福岡烏冬--我非常喜歡那裡的肉湯，但我發現麵條有點太軟。

Supposedly the reason why they make noodles very, very soft is because you're not supposed to chew some of them

據稱，他們之所以把麵條做得非常非常軟，是因為你不應該咀嚼一些麵條。

It's supposed to feel good in your throat. Take that Brooklyn nine-nine. You thought about mouthfeel? In Japan,

它應該在你的喉嚨裡感覺良好。拿著那個布魯克林九號。你考慮過口感問題嗎？在日本。

they think about throat feel!

他們想的是喉嚨的感覺!

S: Whoa, sugoi. Look at that! M: Arigato gozaimasu.

S:哇，Sugoi。看看這個M: Arigato gozaimasu.

S: That is beautiful.

S:這很美。

Voiceover Martina: I left the strange shaky clip in so that you could see Simon's eyes in slow motion as he

畫外音 瑪蒂娜：我留下了這個奇怪的抖動片段，這樣你就可以看到西蒙的眼睛在慢動作中的樣子。

hungrily looks at my udon and realizes that his isn't out yet

飢腸轆轆地看著我的烏冬麵，發現他的烏冬麵還沒有出來。

This is the niku gobo udon. Gobo is

這就是菊花工房烏龍飯。果博是

Burdock root or gobou and I've never seen it done. Like have you ever seen udon like this before? M: I haven't seen this before

牛蒡根或gobou，我從來沒有見過這樣做。比如你以前見過這樣的烏冬麵嗎？男：我以前沒有見過這個

This is my first time since - I don't even know to what I'm doing. M: Tempura crown

這是我的第一次，因為 - 我甚至不知道我在做什麼。M: 天婦羅冠

I don't know how you're supposed to - Do you just crush it through? S: Me neither. M: Do you pick it up with your hands?

我不知道你應該怎麼做--你就這樣把它壓下去嗎？S：我也不知道。男：你用手把它撿起來嗎？

Like, you've heard of tempura udon before, but this takes things

就像，你以前聽說過天婦羅烏龍麵，但這需要的是

to a whole new level

達到一個全新的水準

What am I even supposed to...

我甚至應該...

What...

什麼...

..is this mad- M: Oh wow super thinly cut. S: Yeah, very thin burdock root that

......這是瘋狂的-- M：哦，哇，超級薄的切割。S：是的，非常薄的牛蒡根。

It kind - how do you..? M: He's struggling S: I'm struggling

你怎麼......？M：他在掙扎 S：我在掙扎

Here we go. Nope, yep - No. Yes! Oh-ho

在這裡，我們走了。不，是的 - 不，是的!哦-嗬

Wow! M: Nice and soft, and the broth?

哇！我的天啊M：又好又軟，還有肉湯？

I've never knew burdock root could taste like this. It's like, fragrant potato chip

我從來不知道牛蒡根可以有這樣的味道。這就像，芬芳的土豆片

Like imagine having a potato chip that's very, like onion-y on the back of your throat. This is really delicious

比如想象一下，在你的喉嚨後面有一個非常，像洋蔥一樣的土豆片。這真的很好吃

Holy Toledos. The flavors of this are just, so wild

神聖的Toledos。這方面的味道實在是，太狂野了

It's so smoky and meaty. It tastes light and hearty at the same time

它是如此的煙熏火燎，肉質鮮美。味道清淡，同時也很豐盛。

I feel like I'm eating this in the woods by a fireplace

我覺得我是在森林裡的壁爐邊上吃的。

M: Oh no. S: This feels like the manliest udon I can imagine

M：哦，不。S：這感覺是我能想象到的最男人的烏冬麵。

Ron Swanson in like red flannel shirts eating this with an axe in his hand, and I just never would have thought

羅恩-斯旺森穿著紅色法蘭絨襯衫，手裡拿著一把斧頭吃這個，我只是從來沒有想過

to use burdock root like this. Put this on your list

要像這樣使用牛蒡根。把這個放在你的清單上

I know when people come to Japan they think about ramen, but the things they do with udon here are

我知道，當人們來到日本時，他們想到的是拉麵，但他們在這裡用烏龍麵做的事情是

unbelievably creative. Those of you that are part of our Rainbow Ladder Support Team, you'll remember that we

令人難以置信的創造力。那些屬於我們彩虹梯子支持團隊的人，你會記得，我們

mentioned some secret restaurants you should go to? That's a really good place as well. Make sure you check that one out, too

提到一些你應該去的祕密餐廳？那也是一個非常好的地方。請確保你也去看看那個地方

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

That's the first time I have ever liked burdock root.

這是我第一次喜歡牛蒡根。

S: Yeah! M: Because they cut it so wafer-thin - you're absolutely right. If you try this

S：是的!M：因為他們把它切得很薄--你說得很對。如果你試試這個

and then you try to try this somewhere else, it's gonna taste like... S: Yeah M: ...a stick vegetable

然後你在別的地方嘗試這個，它的味道會像......。S：是的，M：......一種棒狀蔬菜

This is really like potato chips. You nailed it! S: Yeah!

這真的很像土豆片。你把它釘死了!S：是的！是的

M: Wow, regret. Well, not really because mine looks amazing. S: Yours looks pretty good also

M：哇，遺憾。嗯，不是真的，因為我的看起來很好。S：你的看起來也很好

Yeah, I'm gonna bukkake the heck out of this

是的，我想把這個東西拿去做實驗。

Side note on bukkake. In Japan,

關於bukkake的側面說明。在日本。

it means to splash or to pour something, because I've gotten my noodles here. They're cold and you pour it on top of it to

它的意思是潑水或倒東西，因為我在這裡得到了我的麵條。它們是冷的，你把它倒在上面，以

mix everything together

把所有東西都混在一起

Yeah, I see what you mean by the slightly translucent S: Right? M: Yeah

是的，我明白你說的略帶半透明的意思 S：對嗎？M：是的

This was absolutely worth it and I feel like I'm hoovering like a maniac, but the noodles are so

這絕對是值得的，我感覺自己像個瘋子一樣在鋤地，但麵條是如此的

bouncy and light and I can totally get that feeling about like - almost like that mochi mochi feeling of something soft that you can just

蹦蹦跳跳，輕飄飄的，我完全能體會到那種感覺，就像--幾乎是那種軟綿綿的東西的麻糬感覺，你就可以

swallow. It's not flowery. It doesn't taste like you're biting into a thick dough-y

吞下。它沒有花香。它的味道並不像你咬著厚厚的麵糰一樣。

pasta. It's light and bouncy and the flavors are so fantastic

麵食。它輕盈而有彈性，味道是如此美妙

Mine's got ginger, green onions, and it's got a bit of the dashi sauce they make which I've talked about lots

我的有姜、蔥，還有一點他們製作的魚子醬，我已經談了很多。

It's like the basic Japanese sauce. It comes together so beautifully. And also, I am gonna eat your soup

這就像日本的基本醬料。它是如此美麗的組合。還有，我要吃你的湯

S: What? M: Just, I wanna give you a heads up right now. S: Girl mine tastes so good. This is really one of the yummiest udons I've ever tasted

S:什麼？男：只是，我想現在就給你提個醒。S：女孩，我的味道很好。這真的是我吃過的最美味的烏龍麵之一。

Wow, look. You're right about this like transparent - even in this... do you see the way it looks?

哇，看。你說的對，這就像透明的--即使在這個......你看到它的樣子了嗎？

Is it hot, by the way? S: Yeah, it is. Go for it. M: It is hot? S: Yeah.

順便問一下，它很熱嗎？S：是的，它是。去買吧。男：它是熱的？S：是的。

Oh wow. Oh, my god, so light! The batter is so light. You gotta try this

哦，哇。哦，我的上帝，這麼輕！麵糊是如此的輕。你得試試這個

Do you see how light that is? S: Oh yeah!

你看到這有多輕了嗎？S：哦，是的！是的。

Now I know it might be like, a little unusual for me to be having a cold udon that's not even in any broth

現在我知道，對我來說，吃一份沒有任何湯汁的冷烏龍麵可能有點不尋常。

But this actually makes for a really strong flavor-town experience

但這實際上使一個真正強大的風味鎮的經驗

If you go, I love getting bukkake udon because the noodles don't overcook in the broth

如果你去的話，我喜歡吃bukkake烏龍麵，因為麵條不會在湯裡煮得太熟。

And I find that if I'm eating like a hot soup I have to kind of like really power it down

我發現，如果我吃的是熱湯，我必須要有一種真正的力量來降低它。

So if you're doing something like, skiing or snowboarding, or out in the winter time, a hot udon is so nice

是以，如果你正在做一些事情，如滑雪或滑雪板，或在冬季外出，熱烏龍麵是如此的好。

But for me what I want to enjoy it, when I want to taste all the flavors strongly... Look at this here

但對我來說，我想享受它的時候，我想強烈地品嚐所有的味道......請看這裡

You've got big chunks of the katsuobushi, super smoky

你有大塊的鰹魚，超強的煙燻味。

I can taste it. Fresh green onions,

我可以品嚐到它。新鮮的綠洋蔥。

piles of ginger that really like, punch you suddenly. You've got a big huge pile of

成堆的生薑，真的很喜歡，突然衝向你。你有一大堆巨大的

grated radish that soaks up all the sauce and almost thickens it a bit, and then they've got the like

蘿蔔絲吸收了所有的醬汁，幾乎使它變厚了一些，然後他們有類似的東西

crunchy nori on top that adds that kind of seafood-y, umami flavor

脆生生的紫菜在上面，增加了那種海鮮的味道，味道鮮美。

So every bite you take is not an overcooked noodle, it's a bouncy, firm noodle

是以，你吃的每一口都不是過熟的麵條，而是有彈性的、結實的麵條。

but with all these flavors like loaded into it. Perfect bukkake udon is a vehicle for these flavors, guys.

但所有這些味道都被裝進了它。完美的bukkake烏冬麵是這些味道的載體，夥計們。

Bukkake all day long. You need to do it. S: You love bukkake

整天都在做Bukkake。你需要這樣做。S: 你喜歡Bukkake

I love it. S: You're a bukkake girl. M: I'll be honest, I love bukkakes

我喜歡這樣。S：你是一個布卡克女孩。男：說實話，我喜歡布卡克。

I posted a picture to r/food on reddit and I got banned for bukkake udon because apparently bukkake is a bad word in North America

我在reddit的r/food上發了一張圖片，結果因為bukkake烏龍被禁了，因為顯然bukkake在北美是個壞詞。

Everyone joked about it and then they're like you can't have jokey comments. This is a serious food thread

每個人都在開玩笑，然後他們就說你不能有開玩笑的評論。這是個嚴肅的食物主題

And I'm like, why did you ban me? I didn't make up the word, it's a real word! S: So we had ramen for breakfast

我就說，你為什麼禁止我？我沒有編造這個詞，這是個真實的詞！"。S：所以我們早餐吃了拉麵

M: Yes S: And now we had udon. Should we go for the trifecta and go for soba right now?

M：是的，S。現在我們吃了烏龍麵。我們是否應該現在就去吃蕎麥麵，來個三連勝？

Or she would save that for another video? M: Oh my god. And now we had savory,

或者她會把這些留到另一個視頻中？M：哦，我的上帝。現在我們有了鹹菜。

so technically we should be going for more dango or ice cream or something.

所以從技術上講，我們應該去吃更多的丹果或冰淇淋或其他東西。

I mean, math is math. S: How many desserts are you supposed to have a day?

我是說，數學就是數學。S：你一天應該吃多少個甜點？

M: Second breakfast? What about third breakfast? This is second dessert, its so normal

男：第二份早餐？第三次早餐呢？這是第二道甜點，太正常了

gosh

天哪

Wow yum-my

哇，好棒啊，我的

That was really great. Check the infobox below. We're gonna include the link for how you guys can get here

這真的很好。請看下面的資訊框。我們將包括你們如何到達這裡的鏈接

I've gone noodle crazy, crazy with noodles

我已經為麵條而瘋狂，為麵條而瘋狂

S: Crazy for bukkakes. M: Love that bukkake. Love that bukkake udon. Who doesn't like bukkake udon?

S:為bukkakes而瘋狂。M: 愛死那個布卡克了。喜歡那份bukkake烏冬麵。誰不喜歡bukkake烏龍？

You like bukkake udon!

你喜歡吃布卡克烏冬麵!

Bukkake, yeah! I say bukkake, you say bukkake. Bukkake! S: Udon! M: Bukkake! S: Udon!

Bukkake, yeah!我說bukkake，你說bukkake。Bukkake!S: Udon!男：Bukkake!烏龍!

Oh, very nice! Splash, splash, splash the audience with this water cannon. Its bukkake!

哦，非常好!用這個水炮濺射，濺射，濺射到觀眾身上。它的bukkake!

Bukakke! It just means splash, get your mind out of the gutter!

Bukakke!它的意思是潑水，讓你的思想離開陰溝!