[laughing]

[笑聲]

Oh, that be-eth rich.

哦，那是豐富的。

'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny.

如果不是如此有趣，這幾乎是對我的侮辱。

Planktonamor, thou art cocky

浮游生物，你很狂妄

and overly confident with thyself.

和對自己的過度自信。

Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing.

相信我，卡倫。我知道我在做什麼。

That's me! Dead Eye Plankton!

那是我！死眼痞子！

Who?

誰？

We just sang a whole song about him!

我們剛剛唱了一整首關於他的歌!

Well, what are y'all looking at?!

那麼，你們都在看什麼呢？

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Aw, again?

噢，又來了？

Get up you two! I'm here for my... money, Krabs.

你們兩個快起來！我是來拿我的... 錢的，蟹老闆

How about a little more, Plankton?

再來點吧，痞子？

Or has this old granny had enough for one night?

還是這位老奶奶已經受夠了一個晚上？

Oh, Grandma, you know

哦，奶奶，你知道

I always have more pudding for you!

我總是為你準備更多的布丁!

Oh, that looks simply delightful!

哦，這看起來真是令人高興啊!

You once told me that this was your favorite flavor

你曾經告訴我，這是你最喜歡的味道

growing up as a child.

作為一個孩子成長起來的。

Ration?

理由是什麼？

Uh, no, chocolate. Open up!

呃，不，巧克力。打開吧！

[creaking]

[吱吱作響]

You can let go of the spoon now, Grandma.

你現在可以放開勺子了，奶奶。

There. Oop, looks like you've got a little

在那裡。哦，看起來你有一個小小的

on your face. Here, let me. There you are.

在你的臉上。來，讓我來。你在這裡。

There you are, darling.

你在這裡，親愛的。

Oh, Plankton. You always were my favorite granddaughter!

哦，痞子。你一直是我最喜歡的孫女!

They're here!

他們在這裡!

Welcome, brethren. Uh.

歡迎，弟兄們。呃。

Hey, look er'body! It's cousin Plankton!

嘿，看他的身體！是表哥痞子！

[everyone] Yeehaw!

[大家]耶和華!

I've been away from home longer than I thought.

我離開家的時間比我想象的要長。

Well, howdy, cousin!

嗯，你好啊，表哥！

Uh.

呃。

It's me, Clem.

是我，克萊姆。

'A course you remember Zeke, Rufus, Jeke, Billy Bob,

你當然記得齊克、魯弗斯、傑克、比利-鮑勃。

Billy Jim, Billy Billy Bo Willy Banana Fana Fo Filly, Toad,

比利-吉姆，比利-比利-博-威利-香蕉-法納-佛-菲爾，蛤蟆。

Enis, Julio, Fletcher McGee, Rainchild, Zeke Junior--

Enis, Julio, Fletcher McGee, Rainchild, Zeke Junior --

Alright! I get it!

好吧！我明白了！

I'd like you to meet my computer wife, Karen.

我想讓你見見我的電腦妻子，凱倫。

Golly, she sure is purdy, Sheldon.

天哪，她確實很美，謝爾頓。

- Sheldon?! - Yes, that's my first name.

- 謝爾頓？- 是的，這是我的名字。

This is no ghost. This is... Plankton! Stealing me booty!

這不是鬼魂。這是...浮游生物！偷了我的戰利品！

Hear me, Krabs!

聽我說，蟹老闆！

When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,

當我發現你的蟹皇堡的配方。

I'll run you out of business! I went to college!

我會把你的生意搞垮的！我上過大學！

Hey! Let me go!

嘿，讓我走！

Oh, I'll let you go, squirt. On a flying saucer!

哦，我會讓你走的，噴子。在一個飛碟上！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Back to the Chum Bucket with ya!

和你一起回到海之霸!

You'll pay for this, Krabs!

你會為此付出代價的，蟹老闆！

Loading E.M.I.L.P.

加載E.M.I.L.P.

E.M.I.L.P.? What's E.M.I.L.P.?!

E.M.I.L.P.?什麼是E.M.I.L.P.？

Emergency Mother-In-Law Program.

緊急婆婆計劃。

Oh, no.

哦，不。

Plankton, what have you done to my daughter?!

痞子，你對我女兒做了什麼？

You made her cry! You know, she could have been with an ATM!

你讓她哭了！你知道嗎，她本來可以和一個ATM機在一起！

Someone with money! But she chose you!

有錢的人！但她選擇了你!

I don't know why!

我不知道為什麼!

Ah, ha.

啊，哈。

[cooing and laughing]

[咕咕聲和笑聲]

Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!

哦，Planky-Poo，看我們的寶貝多可愛啊！

Oh, please, that thing isn't even

哦，拜託，那東西根本不是

a graphing calculator. Weak.

一個圖形計算器。弱者。

Oh, come on. How can you look

哦，別這樣。你怎麼能看起來

at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

在我們嬰兒的小鍵盤上

and say he's not the cutest? I have the perfect name for him.

並說他不是最可愛的嗎？我為他起了個完美的名字。

Well, don't you wanna know the name?

那麼，你不想知道這個名字嗎？

Not really.

並非如此。

It's Chip. He's named after my grandfather. Oh.

它叫奇普。他是以我祖父的名字命名的。哦。

[crying and groaning]

[哭聲和呻吟聲]

Great, here we go with the crying!

很好，我們開始哭了!

Will you please hush that thing up?!

你能不能把那東西弄安靜點？

Oh, what is the matter?

哦，怎麼了？

[crying and groaning]

[哭聲和呻吟聲]

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

...you go. All better.

...你去吧。都好了。

Wow, how did you do that so fast?

哇，你是怎麼做到這麼快的？

Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5 in his cute little keyboard.

很簡單，我只是在他可愛的小鍵盤上輸入了4-4-4-5。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

Shhh.

噓。

[cooing & grumbling]

[咕咕聲和抱怨聲]