Can I sing it for you?

《1. 唱歌很可怕》 我最近在練「小星星」

Sure.

《1. 唱歌很可怕》 可以唱給你聽嗎？

*sings out of tune "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"*

好啊 *友達至上*

How did that sound?

*秒後悔*

You've improved.

聽起來如何？

Sounded great.

有進步

*out of tune violin playing*

很好聽

What are you—what are you trying to play?

(讓我死了算了)

I'm trying to play Scheherazade, but I...

《2. 找不到開頭的音》

I don't know... *out of tune playing*

你...你在拉什麼？

*sigh*

我想拉「一千零一夜」可是...

What's the first note again?

我不知道...

It starts on an E.

唉

*plays Scheherazade in tune*

你再說一次第一個音是什麼？

*plays Tchaikovsky's 1812 in E major*

從E開始

Uhhh, no no, wait.

(終於!)

It's E flat major.

《3. 知道旋律可是抓不到音》

*plays wrong notes*

呃, 不對, 等等

No no. *tch*

應該是降E大調

*slowed down violin playing*

(好喔)

*plays correct notes*

不對不對, 嘖

*makes mistake*

*茅塞頓開*

F!

(然後咧?)

*Plays Sibelius Violin Concerto with incorrect harmony*

F!

You...you play the melody.

《4. 不會對和弦》

- You play the melody. - Ok.

(聽起來還行)

*Sibelius Violin Concerto with correct harmony*

(三小? 你聾子嗎?)

*plays score on Sibelius*

-你拉主旋律好了, 拉主旋律 -好

*sings corrected melody*

(這傢伙...誰來救救我啊)

*searching correct pitch*

*完全狀況外*

*plays score with corrected pitch*

《5. 用打譜軟體找音找半天》

Let's just practice your aural listening skills.

完美!

Try to match this note.

《6. 唱歌永遠對不到音準》 我們來練習聽力好了

*sings F sharp*

試著跟我唱一樣的音

*sings incorrect notes*

好, 仔細聽

Alright, listen.

仔細聽好喔, 可以嗎?(拜託)

Listen and try to hear, okay?

好, 你唱得有點高

*sings F sharp*

再聽仔細一點, 好嗎? (拜託)

*sings incorrect notes*

很好...你剛好唱了和弦

Okay, it's a bit too high now, so make sure your ears are listening, okay?

是四度和弦呢真是天才

*sings F sharp*

(殺了我吧)

*sings an even higher incorrect note*

《7. 不會調音》 調音計時倒數: 3

Nice......you unintentionally harmonised.

《7. 不會調音》 調音計時倒數: 2

By a fourth!

《7. 不會調音》 調音計時倒數: 1

You're a genius!

(完美?)

*tuning violin*

很接近了

*continues tuning*

《8. 聽不見音準》

Close enough.

嘿, 我們來對一下音準好嗎?

*out of tune playing*

你有點...我覺得你的音好像有點高?

Hey, can we just check our intonation?

我才沒有

It's a bit...I think you might be playing a little bit sharp?

那我們再試一次, 再試一次

No I'm not!

好

No let's just do it again, just do it again.

停, 這裡! 停

Okay.

這裡, 確定一下這個G弦上的D

*out of tune playing* Stop, it's that!

跟你的空弦D對一下

Stop.

聽起來一樣啊

That, 'kay? Check that D.

You see that D? *plays out of tune D*

It sounds the same.

*continues playing out of tune D*

*rage scream*