Whoa.

哇。

See them laugh.

看到他們笑。

[laughing]

[笑]

See them soar!

看他們翱翔！

See them juggle and so much more.

看他們玩雜耍等等。

It's Circus Sea Fleas.

是馬戲團海蚤。

[laughing and horn blowing]

[笑聲和喇叭聲]

And they were born to please you.

而他們生來就是為了取悅你。

[laughing]

[笑]

Yay! We love you Circus Sea Fleas.

呀！我們愛你馬戲團海蚤。

And the fleas love you.

而跳蚤愛你。

Remember Circus Sea Fleas live to perform just for you.

記得馬戲團海跳蚤現場只為你表演。

We've been emotionally validated!

我們在情感上得到了驗證!

Send for your very own Circus Sea Fleas, today!

今天就送你自己的馬戲團海蚤吧!

Oh, I sent for mine yesterday and I'm still waiting.

哦，我昨天發了我的，我還在等。

- Bummer, dude! - What?

- 討厭，老兄！- 怎麼了？

Bummer Dude action figures, they're miserable.

無賴督軍的行動模型，他們是悲慘的。

Oh.

哦。

Hey, hey, hey, SpongeBob.

嘿，嘿，嘿，海綿寶寶

Got a bunch of great stuff for ya today.

今天有一堆好東西給你。

The new Spatula Emporium catalog.

新的鏟子帝國目錄。

No.

不知道

Free money from the sweepstakes ya won!

你中了獎，就可以免費領錢了。

No.

不知道

A letter from your family!

你們家的一封信!

No! Packages! How 'bout packages?

不！包裹！包裹怎麼樣？

You have any packages for me?

你有什麼套餐給我嗎？

No packages.

沒有包裹。

Sorry to disappoint ya, SpongeBob.

抱歉讓你失望了，海綿寶寶

What makes you think I'm disappointed?

你怎麼會覺得我很失望？

Everything's just fine.

一切都很好。

Man, what a sad sponge.

夥計，真是一塊可悲的海綿。

That's right. Introducing Sad Sponge,

沒錯，就是這樣 介紹一下悲傷的海綿。

the newest Bummer Dude action figure.

最新的Bummer Dude行動圖。

Oh.

哦。

And kick and twist and kick. Higher ladies. I said, "higher".

踢、扭、踢。更高的女士們。我說，"更高"。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

I'll show you high.

我讓你看看高。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hah?

哈？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Feel the burn.

感受到燃燒。

I feel it! Ow!

我感覺到了！嗷！

Oh. Oh.

哦，哦。Oh. Oh.

[doorbell ringing]

[門鈴響]

Huh?

咦？

Ooh, pink legwarmers.

哦，粉紅色的腿套。

Yeah, so?

是啊，所以呢？

So... I love 'em! We're legwarmer buddies.

所以，我喜歡他們！我們是腿長的朋友。

Oh, please. I wouldn't be caught dead

哦，拜託我不會被抓到死

in legwarmers with that hat. Huh, go back to fashion school.

穿著腿部保暖衣，戴著那頂帽子哼，回時裝學校去吧。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

He's right.

他是對的

Hello, fashion school, I'm coming back!

你好，時尚學校，我回來了!

I'm reborn!

我重生了！

Wait. This package isn't even for me.

等等，這個套餐根本不適合我這個套餐甚至不適合我。

It's for SpongeBob. Huh.

是給海綿寶寶的咦

That mailman is a moron.

那個郵差是個白痴。

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

♪ And time for me to eat Ya-ta-ta ♪

時間為我吃Ya -ta -ta

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

♪ Bowl is nice and clean ♪

碗是不錯的，乾淨

♪ Ya-ta-ta-ta ♪

Ya -ta -ta -ta

♪ Need the spoon Ya-ta-ta ♪

# Need the spoon Ya -ta -ta #

♪ Polish it on my shirt ♪

擦亮它在我的襯衫

♪ Ya-ta-ta ♪

Ya -ta -ta

♪ Milk is smelling fresh Ya-ta-ta ♪

# 牛奶的味道很清新 Ya -ta -ta #

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

♪ Cereal gives me pep Ya-ta-ta ♪

穀類食品給了我動力 Ya -ta -ta

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

♪ It's moving by itself Ya-ta-ta ♪

它的移動本身Ya -ta -ta

♪ Ghosts are in my bowl Ya-ta-ta ♪

鬼在我的碗裡 Ya -ta -ta

Ghosts are in my bowl?

鬼在我碗裡？

Ghosts are in my bowl?!

鬼在我碗裡？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Huh?

咦？

Hmm.

嗯。

Oh. Huh.

哦，呵呵。呵呵。

[gasping]

[喘氣]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

My kitchen's haunted!

我的廚房鬧鬼！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

Calm down, Squidward.

冷靜點，章魚哥

You're just seeing things because you're so tired.

你只是看到了一些東西，因為你太累了。

Yeah, yeah, that's it. You just need some more sleep.

是啊，是啊，就是這樣。你只是需要一些更多的睡眠。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[music playing and horns blowing]

[音樂播放和喇叭吹]

Huh? Wha--

咦？ -WhaWha --

Huh, I must still be dreaming.

咦，我一定還在做夢。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[circus music playing]

[馬戲團音樂播放]

Huh?

咦？

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

Tada!

塔達

Welcome to your Sea Flea Circus!

歡迎來到你們的海跳蚤馬戲團！

It's our duty to entertain you!

我們的職責是招待你!

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

[laughing]

[笑]

How delightful.

多麼令人高興。

[laughing]

[笑]

Huh?

咦？

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

Amazing.

驚人的。