engaged in their favorite pastimes,

從事他們喜歡的消遣活動。

watching TV.

看電視。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

B-47.

B-47.

Banco!

銀行！

It's bingo.

這是賓果。

Get your hands off me, woman!

把你的手拿開，女人！

A-29.

A-29.

Hey, who are those guys?

嘿，這些傢伙是誰？

Uh, are they here to fix the TV?

呃，他們是來修電視的嗎？

[giggling]

[傻笑]

We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits.

我們加入我們的英雄們，在一場智慧的戰鬥中鎖定。

[dolphin sounds]

[海豚聲]

It's the aqua phone!

是aqua手機！

[dolphin sounds]

[海豚聲]

What is if, Chief? Hello?

什麼是如果，局長？喂？

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

To the meatloaf!

為了肉餅！

To the broccoli!

為了西蘭花！

Make sure you give extra broccoli

一定要多給西蘭花

to my young ward.

給我年輕的監護人。

The boy needs his vitamins.

這孩子需要他的維生素。

Here you go, son.

在這裡，你去，兒子。

[blowing]

[吹]

[blowing]

[吹]

The conch signal!

海螺信號！

To the invisible boat mobile!

為了隱形船的移動！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Mermaid Man!

人魚人！

And Barnacle B--

和巴納克B --

Mermaid Man! Barnacle Boy!

美人魚人！藤壺男孩！

Certainly with super powers like yours,

當然，像你這樣的超能力。

we can stop the super highway.

我們可以阻止超級公路。

Hm...

嗯...

I love ice cream.

我喜歡吃冰激凌

A double scoop of prune

雙勺西梅

with bran sprinkles, mm.

與麩皮灑，毫米。

Goes right through me every time.

每次都能穿過我的身體。

Mermaid Man! Whoa!

美人魚人！哇！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

- What the... - Is naptime over already?

- 什麼...- 午睡時間已經結束了嗎？

Come quick! Krusty Krab is in dire straits!

快來！蟹堡王有麻煩了！

Plankton and Man Ray teamed up and blah-blah-blah-blah....

痞子和人雷合作，什麼什麼什麼....。

This must be one of the new guys.

這一定是新來的傢伙之一。

Everyone loves the new Krusty Kids Meal!

大家都很喜歡新開的酷思兒童餐!

How can I be evil with flavors this good?

這麼好的味道，我怎麼能做惡人呢？

[laughing]

[笑]

Krabs calls that a commercial?

蟹老闆說這是廣告？

Who'd fall for that shlock?

誰會被那堆垃圾所迷惑？

One Krabby Patty for me,

一個蟹皇堡給我

and a pipsqueak patty for the boy.

還有給孩子的pipsqueak餅。

I don't want a pipsqueak patty.

我不想吃pipsqueak餅。

I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.

我想要一個成人大小的蟹皇堡。

How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you,

那個成人大小的蟹皇堡對你怎麼樣。

Barnacle... Man?

藤壺...男人？

Actually, it's pretty big.

其實，這是相當大的。

I'm not sure I can finish the whole thing.

我不確定我是否能完成整個任務。

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

Quick, lad, to the invisible boat mobile!

快，小夥子，到隱形船車那裡去！

Away!

走開！

Where did we park?

我們把車停在哪裡？

Uh...

呃...

Can I have your autograph? Can I have your autograph? Can--

我可以有你的簽名嗎？能給我籤個名嗎？可以...

Uh, they're gone.

呃，他們走了。

Wait!

等等！

We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm!

我們會用隱形船警報器找到它的!

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

There she is!

她在那裡！

Yahoo!

雅虎

I told you we should have got the automatic. Floor it!

我告訴你，我們應該得到的自動。踩油門！

You forgot your belt!

你忘了你的皮帶！

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[gasping]

[喘氣]

Huh? Do you hear that?

你聽到了嗎？你聽到了嗎？

Probably that old air conditioner acting up.

可能是那個老空調在作怪吧。

I'll fix it.

我會解決的

You old piece of junk!

你這個老垃圾！

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Well, our big moment. Us up on the big screen.

好了，我們的重要時刻。我們在大屏幕上。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy unite!

美人魚人，藤壺男孩聯合起來!

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Battery-operated spoon has saved me so much time.

電池操作的勺子為我節省了很多時間。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

This is what passes for entertainment these days?

這就是現在的娛樂方式？

Sweet mother of Neptune's mother!

甜蜜的海王星母親的母親!

Look, Barnacle Boy!

看，巴納克里男孩！

A call to action!

呼籲採取行動！

To the invisible boat mobile!

為了隱形船的移動！

We weren't trying to summon you.

我們並不是要召喚你。

Oh, fiddle sticks, SpongeBob.

哦，小提琴棒，海綿寶寶。

Do you know how hard it is for us

你知道我們有多難嗎？

in our advanced age to move?

年紀大了還能動？

Need a hand,

需要一個幫手。

Super Pal?

超級朋友？